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#27 Dec 20 2006 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing here. Oh, they gave us either a ham or turkey. I took the ham. I would have rather had money.
#28 Dec 21 2006 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
FUck yeah! $3,500! $500 more then I was expecting Smiley: boozing first round is on me!
Smiley: yippee
#29 Dec 21 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing, but a COLA that gives me $20 a month more. It should cover the co-pay the state wants for my medications.

Jonwin had job interview yesterday and was told he in the final 3 candidates for the job. If he doesn't get it, then he got to get busy job hunting again, since he can't afford to stay without benefits. They have ask the higher ups, that they can give their over 21 part timers health care, but Jonwin can't wait forever on maybes.
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#30 Dec 21 2006 at 12:51 PM Rating: Default
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I do believe this year we are getting the 26th off. Last year it was a $50 gas card. Considering my company is owned by 3 Jewish brothers, I thought it wasn't bad at all.

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#31 Dec 21 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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From the company, everyone got a queen-sized air mattress. From my boss, I got a hand painted ornament and lunch at a nice restaurant. Sadly, no money.
#32 Dec 21 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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From the company, everyone got a queen-sized air mattress.
You got this because they expect you to use it in the new year when they announce that your shifts will be 8 hours on, 8 hours off so you get to sleep in the cafeteria!
#33 Dec 21 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Office luncheon at a nice restaurant, a tray of fruit and $5,000.00. Smiley: grin I've been here for 10 years though so.....
#34 Dec 21 2006 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Office luncheon at a nice restaurant, a tray of fruit and $5,000.00. Smiley: grin I've been here for 10 years though so.....
I'll trade you that $5k for a night of very discreet services!



#35 Dec 21 2006 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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How discreet? There are parts of you that are not discreet whatsoever.
#36 Dec 21 2006 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How discreet? There are parts of you that are not discreet whatsoever.
No worries, your attention will be fixed on the leather and German sausage I'm sure.


#37 Dec 21 2006 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:
MissMandie wrote:
From the company, everyone got a queen-sized air mattress.
You got this because they expect you to use it in the new year when they announce that your shifts will be 8 hours on, 8 hours off so you get to sleep in the cafeteria!


Smiley: eek I wouldn't touch anything in the cafeteria, let alone sleep in there.
#38 Dec 21 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How discreet? There are parts of you that are not discreet whatsoever.
No worries, your attention will be fixed on the leather and German sausage I'm sure.




It's not your front end, it's your back end that I've got to worry about.
#39 Dec 21 2006 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How discreet? There are parts of you that are not discreet whatsoever.
No worries, your attention will be fixed on the leather and German sausage I'm sure.




It's not your front end, it's your back end that I've got to worry about.
Nah, it's not volitile like pure C3H5N3O9. It's more like a pitbull. Just don't get frisky with it and it won't bite.
#40 Dec 21 2006 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Nah, it's not volitile like pure C3H5N3O9. It's more like a pitbull. Just don't get frisky with it and it won't bite.


It's not the bite, it's what's going to get spit out.

Edit: Quoting eludes me.

Edited, Dec 21st 2006 6:39pm by Thumbelyna
#41 Dec 21 2006 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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I got a baby!!!

Actually hubbys xmas party is today and I guess he gets his bonus then. No clue what it will be as last year they took the company out for a weekend in the mountains
#42 Dec 21 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I got a baby!!!

Actually hubbys xmas party is today and I guess he gets his bonus then. No clue what it will be as last year they took the company out for a weekend in the mountains


So instead of firing people they just get those people lost in the mountains in the winter?
#43 Dec 21 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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I don't get a christmas bonus, but I do get a pension contribution for making it to the end of the year that is profit sharing based. It averages around 8% of an employees salary. However, they do not put the contribution in for this year til 3rd quarter of next year. I get it even if I quit this upcoming January 1. So I have that going for me...
#44 Dec 21 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
DSD wrote:
I got a baby!!!

Actually hubbys xmas party is today and I guess he gets his bonus then. No clue what it will be as last year they took the company out for a weekend in the mountains


So instead of firing people they just get those people lost in the mountains in the winter?


sadly, they didnt lose the moron they tried to, until mid summer ;)
#45 Dec 21 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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Just had our company xmas party last night and everyone in our office (15 people) got Ipod Shuffles. I wont use mine so im going to suprise my wife and stick it in her stocking. We had allready told eachother what we were getting for xmas (her a shopping spree at the gillroy outlets and me the WoW-TBC collectors xpack) so she will be supprised.
#46 Dec 21 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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#47 Dec 21 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Nah, it's not volitile like pure C3H5N3O9. It's more like a pitbull. Just don't get frisky with it and it won't bite.


It's not the bite, it's what's going to get spit out.

Edit: Quoting eludes me.

It's like a camel; it only spits at people it doesn't like.
#48 Dec 21 2006 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
(her a shopping spree at the gillroy outlets and me the WoW-TBC collectors xpack) so she will be supprised.


I Smiley: inlove the Gilroy Outlets. Smiley: inloveSmiley: inloveSmiley: inlove that place!
#49 Dec 21 2006 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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My agency threw a nice luncheon for all their contractors that work at Genentech. I also received an Amazon.com $50 gift certificate. Genentech is closed down between Christmas and New Year's Day, so I have a week off, albeit unpaid.

I'm not complaining though, as this is the best paying contract gig I've ever had. My commute is only 20 minutes, the work is interesting, the people are easygoing and corporate atmosphere is really cool. Unlike the hell that was my last contract at UPS. *shudder*
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#50 Dec 21 2006 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
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I got nothing, nadda, ziltch...

i Spent 72 days at sea for Queen and Country and all i got extra was a pregnant wife and a broken oven.

on a side note who the flying f*ck makes an oven that requires the freakin clock to work to cook in the Oven?????? f*cking retards.

Edited, Dec 21st 2006 7:36pm by tarv
#51 Dec 21 2006 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
all i got extra was a pregnant wife and a broken oven.


Tarv, you do know that "bun in the oven" isn't a literal phrase, right?

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