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I just half ate the worst piece of salmon of my entire life. It was mushy. I'm on my way to go kill the grocery people who sold it to me now. But i just thought you all should know.
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What does a plain clothes uniform look like Kao?
Brill wrote:
What does a plain clothes uniform look like Kao?
I think it's a loose dress code that just prohibits shirts with "I'm a Undercover Cop" on them.
It looks like whatever the acceptable regulations for the police jurisdiction in charge of the given area you are inquireing about require it to be. Contrary to popular belief and movies such as U.S. marshalls, a sting operation involving someone in a giant chicken suit doesn't constitute an acceptable plainclothes uniform. In this case uniform = outfit which conforms to the equipment and dress standards allowed by the police precinct. If you do a search for plainclothes uniform regulations you will find many such documents detailing these standards.
Someone remind me to kill brill too. he's obviously part of the mushy salmon plot.
Someone remind me to kill brill too. he's obviously part of the mushy salmon plot.
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I'm in ur base killin ur salmon
Kill Brill? Wasn't that a movie?
And mushy salmon sounds hideous.
And mushy salmon sounds hideous.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I think pretty much any fish that is mushy is going to be terrible. To me it's the equivalent of burned steak. Both are a complete waste.
Kill Brill? Wasn't that a movie?
Yeah with Will Smith. Sucked.
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How did you manage to even down half of it! Pre-cooked fish from the store can't be too good of an idea anyways, it was probly for the best /nod
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I just half ate the worst piece of salmon of my entire life. It was mushy. I'm on my way to go kill the grocery people who sold it to me now. But i just thought you all should know.
How do you half eat something? And what was the other half? Inhaling, vomiting, choking?
You probably could have made a nice mousse out of it.
just sayin'.
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How did you manage to even down half of it! Pre-cooked fish from the store can't be too good of an idea anyways, it was probly for the best /nod
I had a great piece of salmon. Once. It was somehow glazed and grilled and parts were even crunchy and burntlike. Yum.
Atomicflea wrote:
I had a great piece of salmon. Once. It was somehow glazed and grilled and parts were even crunchy and burntlike. Yum.
The only true way to appreciate salmon is raw, maybe with some rice.
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I had a great piece of salmon. Once. It was somehow glazed and grilled and parts were even crunchy and burntlike. Yum.
The only true way to appreciate salmon is raw, maybe with some rice.
Is DF visiting Nobby right now? He needs to get his *** in here and tell us how to cook a yummy salmon.
So how far away from your house is this store? My reasoning is that you will probably spend more money on gas then what you paid for the salmon.
We get people all the time who drive 50 miles to return $2.50 worth of **** left over from a job.
/boggles
I understant the concept of saving money and standing up for yourself but sometimes you just have to take it where the sun doesn't shine and pretend to like it.
One of my co-worker's brand new Jetta went kaput yesterday and she argued for 45 minutes demanding a rental car/courtesy car even though it specfically says on her lease the a car would not be provided in case of a break down. People ***** way to much.
Except kaolian, of course!
P.S. Volkswagons in general are pieces of dog turds. Not ********* Just an observation.
We get people all the time who drive 50 miles to return $2.50 worth of **** left over from a job.
/boggles
I understant the concept of saving money and standing up for yourself but sometimes you just have to take it where the sun doesn't shine and pretend to like it.
One of my co-worker's brand new Jetta went kaput yesterday and she argued for 45 minutes demanding a rental car/courtesy car even though it specfically says on her lease the a car would not be provided in case of a break down. People ***** way to much.
Except kaolian, of course!
P.S. Volkswagons in general are pieces of dog turds. Not ********* Just an observation.
bubspeed wrote:
P.S. Volkswagons in general are pieces of dog turds.
You suck.
Edited, Dec 20th 2006 11:20am by Elderon
I don't hate all things German.
They make wonderful, salted, black licorice!
hmmmmmm. black licorice.......
They make wonderful, salted, black licorice!
hmmmmmm. black licorice.......
bubspeed wrote:
/backpedal
Yup. Hater.
bubspeed wrote:
So how far away from your house is this store? My reasoning is that you will probably spend more money on gas then what you paid for the salmon.
3 blocks. And I didn't say I was going to complain to them. I said I was going to go there and make them be less alive. No one gives me mushy salmon and lives! I shall stab them with pudding until they die from it!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I shall stab them with pudding until they die from it!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Or are you going to stab them with your salmon pudding?
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I just half ate the worst piece of salmon of my entire life. It was mushy. I'm on my way to go kill the grocery people who sold it to me now. But i just thought you all should know.
How do you half eat something? And what was the other half? Inhaling, vomiting, choking?
You probably could have made a nice mousse out of it.
just sayin'.
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How did you manage to even down half of it! Pre-cooked fish from the store can't be too good of an idea anyways, it was probly for the best /nod
Have we met?
edited 4 qt f-up
Edited, Dec 20th 2006 8:12pm by Cami
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I think pretty much any fish that is mushy is going to be terrible
like sea urchin roe... tastes good/salty but the texture is terrible, like chewing on saltines for 5 minutes (i dare you to try it).
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You probably could have made a nice mousse out of it.
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Debbie: Hey I didn't even eat the mousse... [They follow the Grim
Reaper out of the house.]
Angela: Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed... I mean to serve
salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death...
Reaper out of the house.]
Angela: Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed... I mean to serve
salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death...
No. Definately nothing useful about mushy salmon...
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