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#1 Dec 19 2006 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Another classic example of "The Great Interconnectedness of All Things":

As previously posted here:


Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

BBC, 8th December wrote:
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.


and. . .

Indian athlete fails gender test

BBC, 18th December wrote:
A top Indian woman athlete who won a silver medal at a recent regional championship has failed a gender test, officials say.

Santhi Soundararajan, who took the silver in the women's 800m race at the Asian Games in Doha, has been stripped of her medal, reports say.

Soundararajan, 25, was declared the best athlete at an Indian championship in the capital, Delhi, this year.

In 1999, a woman in an Indian state football team failed a gender test.


Looks like sports inspectors need to invest in magnifying glasses pretty soon.
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#2 Dec 19 2006 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
Smiley: laugh
#3 Dec 19 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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What the hell are they giving gender tests for?
#4 Dec 19 2006 at 8:19 AM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
What the hell are they giving gender tests for?
Have you seen how convincing drag queens can be?
#5 Dec 19 2006 at 8:20 AM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
What the hell are they giving gender tests for?


How do fail at one for that matter?

Do you have the twig and berries? "Yes." "You're a man."
Do you have a bearded axe wound? "Yes." "You're a woman."
Do you have both? "Yes." "Get the hell out of here!"
#6 Dec 19 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Have you seen how convincing drag queens can be?


It's true. Look at Jay Davidson. So convincing, that when I saw the Crying Game in Hong Kong, the Cantonese title for it actually translated to "I am a sad man now, for I did not order sausage with that"

True story.

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#7 Dec 19 2006 at 8:37 AM Rating: Good
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Mmmm. Sausage.
#8 Dec 19 2006 at 9:00 AM Rating: Decent
Reminds me of the scene in "Crocodile Dundee" in which Mick discovers that the "sheila" he met in the bar is not a "sheila".

Edited, Dec 19th 2006 2:33pm by Natdatilgnome
#9 Dec 19 2006 at 9:56 AM Rating: Default
Atomicflea wrote:
Mmmm. Sausage Kielbasa.





















that would be Polish sausage.
#10 Dec 19 2006 at 5:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:
What the hell are they giving gender tests for?



Renee Richards

#11 Dec 20 2006 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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Do you have both? "Yes." "Get the hell out of here!"



Actually in India that'd be: HAIL SHIVA!!!!

they worshiped hemaphrodytes.
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