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Congrats to you and your family, DSD! He's beautiful. Best early Christmas present ever. 
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Congratulations! 
Congratulations, DSD!! He's so sweet.
Hooray! I know you're glad to get on with thing.
See, Tare? It does end, eventually!
See, Tare? It does end, eventually!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
That...is an adorable baby. Congratulations!
Great job, momma. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Samira wrote:
Hooray! I know you're glad to get on with thing.
See, Tare? It does end, eventually!
See, Tare? It does end, eventually!
<quivering lip>
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Grats.
Make sure to pull him out of the freezer a few hours to thaw before you throw him in the microwave.
Make sure to pull him out of the freezer a few hours to thaw before you throw him in the microwave.
Nothing more I can say than congrats.
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
Sedao
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MentalFrog wrote:
Grats.
Make sure to pull him out of the freezer a few hours to thaw before you throw him in the microwave.
Make sure to pull him out of the freezer a few hours to thaw before you throw him in the microwave.
Surely her microwave has defrost.
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congo rats!
Since you guys opted against the ole "Doc Martin to the belly", there is now the difficult choice between shaking, smothering, and backing your van into a body of water with the baby inside.
I would go with option 3!
Where is the baby registry? My wife makes me buy shit for people's children that I have never interacted with, so I figure this is payback time...
Since you guys opted against the ole "Doc Martin to the belly", there is now the difficult choice between shaking, smothering, and backing your van into a body of water with the baby inside.
I would go with option 3!
Where is the baby registry? My wife makes me buy shit for people's children that I have never interacted with, so I figure this is payback time...
Gratz on the little one. Gonna pull a Britney Spears and go for 2 in 2 years.
Edited, Dec 14th 2006 4:59pm by Dorsa
Edited, Dec 14th 2006 4:59pm by Dorsa
Thank you everyone =)
No registry, Psi, but thank you for the thought. ;)
No registry, Psi, but thank you for the thought. ;)
Time for one of these.
Or one of these.
My Gamer Babies offer still stands! Just need address.
Great looking baby DSD, excellent job.
Atomicflea wrote:
Or one of these.
That is too cute. Reminds me of a picture posted on the bulletin board at the midwifery school I'm attending. The baby is wearing only a cloth diaper with a diaper cover, which is black with white snaps and looks to be made out of something shiny.
So one day I'm walking past and see this picture and point it out to one of my classmates: "Look! It's the Leather Baby!"
This devolved into a discussion about how all he needs is a little cat o' nine in one hand and a little pair of handcuffs in the other for the picture to be complete.
But I digress. GRATS DSD!!!! He's absolutely beautiful! I wouldn't say he looks pissed, though he definitely does seem rather unimpressed with having been thrust from his warm, quiet, dark floaty home and into the cold, bright, loud world.
Congrats also on such a quick and easy labor (not to mention natural by the sounds of it! No wonder his APGAR was so high! Not that you had time for anything else, but YAY!!!)
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he definitely does seem rather unimpressed with having been thrust from his warm, quiet, dark floaty home and into the cold, bright, loud world.
Huh, there's probably a market for Thetan-B-Gone room spray for the nursery.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
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he definitely does seem rather unimpressed with having been thrust from his warm, quiet, dark floaty home and into the cold, bright, loud world.
Huh, there's probably a market for Thetan-B-Gone room spray for the nursery.
Thetan? Did I unintentionally make a Scientology reference or something?
That's actually my husband's favorite joke. Whenever we watch a birth video or something similar, he's always commenting on how rude the transition must be for the baby, complete with Bruce Willis impersonation, "Put me back! Put me back!"
Edited, Dec 14th 2006 5:50pm by Ambrya
Congrats on your new adorable little bundle!!
No, Ambrya. What you said just reminded me of the whole Tom Cruise insisting on silence during the birth of his daughter so as not to disturb her aura, or whatever the hell.
So I thought, room spray for the nursery. Thetan-B-Gone. Simple.
So I thought, room spray for the nursery. Thetan-B-Gone. Simple.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Were you poking him in the eye or is his face stuck in the
position?
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