Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I don't know if soy products make you gay straight, bi, tri, xeno, whatever. All I know is that tofu is evil incarnate, and that someday the world will end because of it. I'm guessing tofu meteorite.
I'll put 20 bucks on Tofu eventually revieling itself as a sentient entity bent on global domination through an army of Hippies controlled by the Tofu they've eaten taking over the brains of the unfortunate Tofu lovers.
Their ranks will spread by sneaking Tofu in place of real food and slowly converting the masses into Tofu slaves as well, untill all of humanity is conquered and forced to work in Soy mines to creat enough Tofu to conquer all the Universe.