Portable MusicFollow

I bought an Ipod, it completely ruined my relationship.

I wandered into a Best Buy with the intentions of buying a new music player to replace my aging mini disc player. I wandered the aisles, like a child in a toy store I ooh and ahhhed and every single gadget. Then I saw it. The sleek black Apple Ipod. Its crystal clear video, copious amounts of storage, ****** enducing aesthetic appeal. I knew I had to have it. So I got the attention of the teenage minimum wage sales associate and told him that I wished to purchase an Ipod. He smiled and said he would be happy to help me but I could tell from the look in his eye that he envious. 5 minutes later I was walking out of the store with my new baby. I got it home, opened the package and marvelled at its beauty. After importing a musical selection that would make even the most well versed audiophile shudder I decided to call it a night and go to bed.

Upon awaking I found that my already prodigious member had further increased in size. Pleasantly startled I tried to think of how this may have happened, perhaps a flow of growth hormone had been released, maybe the work of a wizard or jesus. Then I looked over and saw my Ipod glowing its gentle glow and I knew. My Ipod had increased the size of my *****.

Excited I had to show my girlfriend the good news. Too my suprise though she was less than impressed. She stared at my magnificent c'ock with a look of consternation. If I recall her correctly her exact words were 'uncomfortably large'. I dismissed it with a shrug and went about my day. However the following evening when myself and the SO attempted to have 'relations' all attempts were foiled by the simple fact that my dong was now to big.

That was three weeks ago. Three painful, sexless weeks. My girlfriend is now sleeping on the futon and I find that my back is now sore from having to lug my massive package about all day.

Damn you Apple, damn you Ipod. I want my life back!

I suggest you put your premium to good use and do a search on the subject. It's been addressed several times.

It doesn't play video?

Zune plays video, also supports wma where Ipod does not.

However it is larger, uglier (matter of personal taste) and looking at the reviews the software it comes with is complete *****. Also can't use it as a portable harddrive unless you do some fiddling around.

Edit: Ewwww. I think one feature that had me interested was the wi-fi ability and song sharing turns out it comes along with "Three days, three plays". Or as one person noting the cons wrote



That is bunk. Go get an ipod.

Edited, Dec 12th 2006 4:31pm by bodhisattva

Dunno, when I catch the greyhound down to my home town it is nice to be able to watch Lost/BSG/The Office or perhaps a movie of my choice rather than listening to a screaming baby for the entire ride.

Oh and they have Strong Bad video podcasts. So Trogdorr the Burninator is on their as well in all its conssumate V goodness.

Edited, Dec 12th 2006 4:39pm by bodhisattva

Does this look like the OoT to you?

Thanks for playing.

And before you say that post says "these boards", I admit I was not specific, but I did mention I was still hanging around Alla. Asylum = Alla, not OoT. I wanted help on a OoT topic where alot of people seem to be gadget knowledgeable, and I came and asked. Sorry if I inconvenienced you.

Edited, Dec 12th 2006 1:52pm by FlixEffect