You may want to tell him about how everything he does, is more stories for you to bring up, every time he brings home a girlfriend.
My youngest will never lived down the 17 days of contractions, when I was taken off preterm labor meds, I had to go though before I went into labor. At 13 weeks of bed rest and she was doom from the beginning to have to face embarrassment, each time I meet a boyfriend.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.