He'd be this guy.
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I would have thought he was more like Bart.
Quote:
White Guy: Morning Gentlemen. It's my pleasure to take this...
Deputy: Uh, sir. You are interupting our breakfast. We never discuss business while we're eating.
Boss: Where'd you learn to talk like that?
Deputy: I've been wanting to say that to somebody for eight years. My slave master said that to me once. It sounded so funny I never forgot it. Ha ha ha.
Deputy: Uh, sir. You are interupting our breakfast. We never discuss business while we're eating.
Boss: Where'd you learn to talk like that?
Deputy: I've been wanting to say that to somebody for eight years. My slave master said that to me once. It sounded so funny I never forgot it. Ha ha ha.
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RACK this thread. Gotta love any Western that turns the genre on its head, lol.
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Cleavon Little wrote:
'Scuse me while I whips this out.
Hey Smoggey. Good thing you didn't print that to the other building.
Bloodwolfex wrote:
Thank Bob!
Glad there's nothing ever worth printing out here.
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Hey Smoggey. Good thing you didn't print that to the other building.
Thank Bob!
Glad there's nothing ever worth printing out here. 'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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On that topic; why did Freeman have to die in Unforgiven? Name one person that wouldn't have rather seen Eastwood propped up in the coffin. I mean come on, even Danny Glover made it through Silverado without a scratch, and he's Danny Glover for fucksake.
edited because the language filter won the first round, the tricky bastard...
Edited, Dec 11th 2006 6:56pm by Gladestrider
edited because the language filter won the first round, the tricky bastard...
Edited, Dec 11th 2006 6:56pm by Gladestrider
Gladestrider wrote:
On that topic; why did Freeman have to die in Unforgiven? Name one person that wouldn't have rather seen Eastwood propped up in the coffin. I mean come on, even Danny Glover made it through Silverado without a scratch, and he's Danny Glover for fucksake.
edited because the language filter won the first round, the tricky bastard...
Edited, Dec 11th 2006 6:56pm by Gladestrider
edited because the language filter won the first round, the tricky bastard...
Edited, Dec 11th 2006 6:56pm by Gladestrider
You are fucking kidding, right?
Oh please. Tell me you're not a red-blooded Eastwood fan, and just made the comment based on the storyline...
Freeman dying in Unforgiven was a major plot point, Clint's character wouldn't have gone over the edge like he had if that hadn't happened. He was leaning that way, but he didn't go completely beserk until his friend got killed.
On the other hand, if it had been Clint's character who got killed, it would have entirely destroyed any reason for the story. It would have been like Riggs getting killed in the first Lethal Weapon. You'd be like "Wow, didn't see that coming" but that'd be the best reaction you could hope for.
On the other hand, if it had been Clint's character who got killed, it would have entirely destroyed any reason for the story. It would have been like Riggs getting killed in the first Lethal Weapon. You'd be like "Wow, didn't see that coming" but that'd be the best reaction you could hope for.
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Wow. Just Wow.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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C'mon. Clint Eastwood is just too rattlesnake mean to die in any of his movies. The guy personifies the old onery cowboy of indeterminate age that shoots people for trespassing on his land, boils his coffee over open coals, and has skin so tough he uses melanoma as a tanning device.
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As part of the story line, sure, he couldn't die as it just wouldn't have worked. A fair point, if my original post had been at all serious...
I will get to see him kick off eventually. It'd make me feel less guilty however, if it happened in a movie.
I will get to see him kick off eventually. It'd make me feel less guilty however, if it happened in a movie.
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Elderon wrote:
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Ever drink tequila with a hooker disguised as a nun?
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Ever drink tequila with a hooker disguised as a nun?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Ever drink tequila with a hooker disguised as a nun?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
BloodwolfeX wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Ever drink tequila with a hooker disguised as a nun?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Surely you can't be serious.
You like movies about gladiators?
Kelvy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Gee Wiz! That'd be swell!
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Totem wrote:
boils his coffee over open coals,
Ever drink tequila with a hooker disguised as a nun?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Surely you can't be serious.
Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle and—
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