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#1 Dec 08 2006 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good

Nobby

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So you claim that effnicks have t3h big trouser viper huh?

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

Allow me to take a hick yanqui stance that generalises all persons of melanistic complexion, and bundle up African Americans with those from India.

I call you Mr Walnut Pee Pee!

Hwhat do you make of that sir? Hwhy I throw down my gauntlet afore thy feet and call thee an lying cUnt!

Avaunt, false dissembler!1!!!1!eleven

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#2 Dec 08 2006 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good

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Maybe they're short but roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

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#3 Dec 08 2006 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good

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flea girl wrote:

Maybe they're short but roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

And what is wrong with being roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

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#4 Dec 08 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent

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fhrugby the Sly wrote:

flea girl wrote:

Maybe they're short but roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

And what is wrong with being roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

... because Coke can peni aren't that much fun to play with.

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#5 Dec 08 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent

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Uh oh Totem! Looks like the Brit is challenging you to a "sword" fight.

Or "dagger" as he seems to be implying.

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And since Nobby brought it up...DF, does he need:

Stadard size
Super-size
or
Finger Cot

Edited, Dec 8th 2006 1:58pm by BloodwolfeX

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#6 Dec 08 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good

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Kween Darqflame wrote:

I wrote:

flea girl wrote:

Maybe they're short but roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

And what is wrong with being roughly the circumference of cucumbers?

... because Coke can peni aren't that much fun to play with.

Coke cans! I think the average cucumbers in your neck of the woods are bigger than in mine.

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#7 Dec 09 2006 at 2:49 AM Rating: Default

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And ok, we say good night, like nothing happened.

Edited, Dec 9th 2006 6:34am by MonxDoT

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#8 Dec 09 2006 at 3:17 AM Rating: Default

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nn

Edited, Dec 9th 2006 6:34am by MonxDoT

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#9 Dec 09 2006 at 4:42 AM Rating: Default

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ha ha, I was just looking to get my laugh on tonight, and that just about did it.

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Looks like the Brit is challenging you to a "sword" fight.

ha ha, I havent stopped laughing since I said I'll show you mine if you show me yours back in 1st grade, pre-puberty, of course, did I studder, like I rolled down the limosine window to ask for some grey poupon?

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. -- Fight Club

Edited, Dec 9th 2006 8:15am by MonxDoT

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#10 Dec 09 2006 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good

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Is it me or isn't that an exact quote from a post from some 2 years ago from a nobody who got piled on badly back then? The Grey Poupon remark suddenly brought it to mind.

As for Indians having larger snakes than my own, well, suffice it to say that a rodent named Riki Tiki Tavi beat the **** out of that Indian snake. Ain't no book ever been made about a rat taking down the Black Snake. A pu55y, yes, but no rodent ever sank it's teeth in my hide, much less get its jaws around the monster.

Totem

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