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You haven't popped out the little one yet? I had December 8 called. Hmph. 
I wrote:
December 10, about 5AM, 7lbs, 8oz. four hours after contractions start.
She's waiting for the 10th.
I called the 9th, so I'm still in the running.
Dec 13th, early afternoon.
I'm just waiting for her to pop so that I could say "Yeah! That was the day I knew she was gunna go, I just didn't feel like posting it."
hey, balls in this lil guys court. And it's only 1:30 so I still have time. Been contracting off and on more frequently the past few days, but nothing to write home about. Trust me, Im more grumpy it has happened yet than any of you
Oh, I'm SO winning.
hubbys called the 9th too.
DSD wrote:
hubbys called the 9th too.
Go go Dec 15th! One week to go!
*runs away from the heavy objects being tossed at me.*
*runs away from the heavy objects being tossed at me.*
Boo, I totally overshot my guess. Let's start a cheerleading team to coax him out.
Let's go birth canal! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Let's go birth canal! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Open up that cervix! *clap clap clapclapclap*
I hear sex will help with that. Now get going and post vids. I know you can make decent vids, I've seen your WoW work.
Hop to it!
Hop to it!
When she goes into labor we can start cheering for DSD instead.
DEEP BREATHS *stomp stomp*
DEEP BREATHS *stomp stomp*
I'm going through football game withdrawal. :(
DEEP BREATHS *stomp stomp*
DEEP BREATHS *stomp stomp*
I'm going through football game withdrawal. :(
Pikko, Thumb, you scare the hell out of me
Wait til you see them perched in the delivery room, pom-poms in hand.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Wait til you see them perched in the delivery room, pom-poms in hand.
greeeat. Now this image is going to be stuck in my head as Im in the labor room. When the nurses start looking at me as I snort with laughter, and thoughtfully whisper that I've gone off the deep end, I'll know who to thank =)
DSD wrote:
greeeat. Now this image is going to be stuck in my head as Im in the labor room. When the nurses start looking at me as I snort with laughter, and thoughtfully whisper that I've gone off the deep end, I'll know who to thank =)
Right, just say you're laughing at something the ladies at the Asylum said...that'll go over well.
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
someone please book mark this for me so if I need verification that I am indeed sane, I can have this thread on hand to point at. Because otherwise, no Dr is going to allow me to take my son home after that particular conversation =)
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
Have that baby on Christmas day!
Here we go, baby, HERE WE GO! *clap* *clap*
Here we go, baby, HERE WE GO! *clap* *clap*
Here we go, baby, HERE WE GO! *clap* *clap*
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
DILATE! *stomp stomp*
Dammit, that made me laugh out loud.
Thea Monyee and Gaknew Roxwel wrote:
"A Different World"
Okay! Friday night (TOGETHER)
5:30 at work, forgot my cell (GAKNEW)
so I called to make sure all is well (GAKNEW)
Contractions started (TOGETHER)
But I knew exactly what to do (THEA)
so I started to breathe
And I hurried home (GAKNEW)
We did Lamaze 'til 3 (TOGETHER)
'Til she couldn't stand alone (GAKNEW)
Tired to walk it out (THEA)
Baby like, "For get what y'all talkin' 'bout". (GAKNEW)
Nurse talkin' pitocine to speed the contraction count (THEA)
But 4 hours later, after 12 hours of labor (TOGETHER)
dilated (GAKNEW)
3 centimeters (THEA)
still aint broke her water (GAKNEW)
Congratulations! (TOGETHER)
Killin' like a Charlie horse in your ********* (GAKNEW)
How would he know? (THEA)
It's more like your body is being rung out like a sponge
Either way (GAKNEW)
2400 of them, 3 minutes apart, from (TOGETHER)
dusk 'til dawn, (THEA)
day light back to dark (GAKNEW)
24 hours, 5 centimeters, (TOGETHER)
trynna think of what to tell her like Noah buildin'
the arch (GAKNEW)
'Cause if them tears fall
it's ten feet of flash flood rippin' through brick
wall (TOGETHER)
breakin' down my sanity. Pitocine increased. (THEA)
29 hours of agony. (TOGETHER)
Pain never ceased
3 options left (GAKNEW)
will it be epidural, c-section ,or death
I choose epidural (THEA)
I didn't have much left in me
She chose epidural (GAKNEW)
terrified, running out of time (TOGETHER)
needle in her spine, blood to her behind (GAKNEW)
Doctor couldn't figure it out (TOGETHR)
took her three tries (THEA)
I'm prayin' rebukin' doubt as tears fall from my eyes (GAKNEW)
then 7 hours later, sister holdin' up my legs (THEA)
While I
push! Come on baby. I can see the head. (GAKNEW)
Wanted kids since I was 1 (TOGETHER)
3, maybe 4 (GAKNEW)
But I don't know. Havin' one was a lot to endure (THEA)
But then (GAKNEW)
we began to raise her (TOGETHER)
and now Cat in the Hat has become my favorite book
again (THEA)
when
She smiles (GAKNEW)
makin' gettin' home form work at 3 in the mornin'
feel like sunny Saturday, just getting' up in the
mornin' (THEA)
this (TOGETHER)
is twice the joy (GAKNEW)
twice the (THEA)
twice the worries (GAKNEW)
but it's twice the (THEA)
it's twice the work (GAKNEW)
but it's twice the fun (THEA)
it's twice the chase (GAKNEW)
she loves to run (TOGETHER)
it's double the trouble, and sometimes
moneys a maybe (THEA)
but nothin' compares to havin' a bay (GAKNEW)
Seriously if the doctors say the baby is ready, black licorice can do the trick. Worked 2 times for me and recently for my sister and a close friend! There's this stuff called glycyrrhizin, which will cause natural contractions, my doctor actually recommended it too see if I could start contracting w/out the help of a pitocin drip. Twizzlers Brand contains it, gotta be the black kind tho. 
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