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Immaculate conception" refers to the Catholic doctrine that Mary was conceived and born without Original Sin so she may be a fitting host for the Christ. The event in which Jesus was divinely formed in Mary's womb was the Annunciation
You don't for a second think I didn't know that right?
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Smasharoo wrote:
You don't for a second think I didn't know that right?
Oh how could anyone possibly think there is anything you don't already know? I'm sure he was just educating the rest of us :D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Why would I? Based off of your inaccurate usage? 
More specifically, based off of your inaccurate usage which conforms to the common inaccurate usage which everyone else uses.
Edited, Dec 8th 2006 2:36pm by Jophiel
More specifically, based off of your inaccurate usage which conforms to the common inaccurate usage which everyone else uses.
Edited, Dec 8th 2006 2:36pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Get her a sports device (bat,ball, etc.) with Joph Jr's name on it. When she decides she doesn't like it, she'll give it back to him and he gets a monogramed sports item! Teach the boy early.
That or scented candles. All women/girls like scented candles.
That or scented candles. All women/girls like scented candles.
Elderon wrote:
Get her a sports device (bat,ball, etc.) with Joph Jr's name on it. When she decides she doesn't like it, she'll give it back to him and he gets a monogramed sports item! Teach the boy early.
Yeah, I saw that episode of The Simpsons too.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yjere are some who call me. . . Tim! wrote:
I'd go with colored pencil set. Can't go wrong with colored pencil sets I allways say.
I wonder what I'll be getting from Smash this year?!?!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Get her a sports device (bat,ball, etc.) with Joph Jr's name on it. When she decides she doesn't like it, she'll give it back to him and he gets a monogramed sports item! Teach the boy early.
Yeah, I saw that episode of The Simpsons too.
Hottest trend right now, Heelys Roller Shoes. How hot? IPO up 60% today.
http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2188696&cp=1413252&parentPage=family
http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2188696&cp=1413252&parentPage=family
MonxDoT wrote:
Hottest trend right now, Heelys Roller Shoes. How hot? IPO up 60% today.
http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2188696&cp=1413252&parentPage=family
http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2188696&cp=1413252&parentPage=family
Also number one on the WATCH worst toys list! Number one all around!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Shit, she ain't my kid... 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't have a daughter that age. but I remember when I was that age I gave a girl, at here B-day party, a bear in a balloon. The balloon/party store in our town had these good sized balloons with wide mouths that were see-through. You'd take them what you wanted to put inside...they put in some confetti and the items and would fill it up with helium (if the objects you had them put in were light enough, it would float). It was almost like a piñata.
More specifically, based off of your inaccurate usage which conforms to the common inaccurate usage which everyone else uses.
The same reason when I say "ATM Machine" that I still realize the M in ATM stands for Machine.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm pretty sure that when I was 8, I wanted a closet organizing system...specifically those Seen on TV collapsable hanger dealies.
Also: A chia pet.
I was super boring.
Nexa
Also: A chia pet.
I was super boring.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Also: A chia pet.
I had a knock off chia pet. It was called "super grass man!" Essentially a potato covered with chocolate pudding that never grew anyhting. Also, I'm old enough to have had Mr. Potatohead accessories without the fake potato.
Oh, and a pet rock.
Really.
Also sea monkies, a chemistry set that I used to turn the bathroom sink permently blue, and the most super awesomest gift for a 9 year old ever, this thing called "spinwelder" that was bassically a high speed rotary drill that you attacked long thing peices of plastic too and then started it spinning and used it to "weld" other peices of plastic together as they got hot and started to melt. So basically, electronics, plastic fumes and then burning, sometimes flaming luqid plastic that would fall off regularly and stick to your feet.
Good times the 70's
Edited, Dec 8th 2006 3:30pm by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I had a knock off chia pet. It was called "super grass man!" Essentially a potato covered with chocolate pudding that never grew anyhting. Also, I'm old enough to have had Mr. Potatohead accessories without the fake potato.
Man, you're old. I don't think I've ever even seen a real potato.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
The same reason when I say "ATM Machine" that I still realize the M in ATM stands for Machine.
I can do this all afternoon!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Which of the letters in "Immaculate Conception" stands for "I really meant a completely different term"?
I can do this all afternoon!
I can do this all afternoon!
Dear Mary, please make people stop arguing about definitions.
Thank you,
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My sister used to love this thing when she was that age. Hell, I think she still uses it and she is almost 20.
Do they still make that?
Do they still make that?
Which of the letters in "Immaculate Conception" stands for "I really meant a completely different term"? icon
I can do this all afternoon!
IT is rather gbajiesque of you. I know you're ******* with me, but my point was that I often use common venacular even when I know it's wrong because the connotation will be understood more readily. I just say ATM machine and PIN number because it drives someone ******* crazy.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
Dear Mary, please make people stop arguing about definitions.
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Edited, Dec 8th 2006 3:37pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Princess PsiChi wrote:
My sister used to love this thing when she was that age. Hell, I think she still uses it and she is almost 20.
Do they still make that?
Do they still make that?
I used to have something just like that, except instead of barbie fashions, it was car sections to make different vans, hahahaha. I think it was called "Little Van Goes".
I didn't make a very good girl.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I wasn't a very good girl.
Nexa
Fixed to match what I read.
Fixed to match what I read.
You didn't read the word 'naughty'?
You're a better man than I.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I wasn't a very good girl.
Nexa
Fixed to match what I read.
...and what I originally typed, then rewrote for *exactly* that reason. I knew someone would say something about it anyway. You're nothing if not predictable.
Sorry, was that too sassy?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
I know you're @#%^ing with me
Which, speaking of irony, I mispelled so I was actually labelling myself as a dangling ornament on a necklace
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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