I have found my new car. It is an utterly beautiful, sexy, and incredibly fast automobile. Without further ado I present to you the Tesla.
I might have to save up for the next fifty years, but I'm gonna get me one of those. 0-60 in 4 seconds? No servicing for 100,000 miles? Runs on electricity? Better styling than Porche, Ferrari, or Lamborgini? Check, check, check, and triple check.
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Looks good!
You are prolly gonna ruin it with spinny hubs and a fox tail on the end of the aerial tho....
And where the hell are you s'posed to put yer surfboard?
You are prolly gonna ruin it with spinny hubs and a fox tail on the end of the aerial tho....
And where the hell are you s'posed to put yer surfboard?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
That's nice and all but I was thinking of tossin' back fourties and chillin' with my homies in my new Escalade.
Werd.
Werd.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hey ToUtem
You should take any clues you can from that website before handing over your Child Support money.
They put the steering wheel on the wrong flippin' side of the car!
If they can't even get that right. . . .
Caveat Emptor baby
You should take any clues you can from that website before handing over your Child Support money.
They put the steering wheel on the wrong flippin' side of the car!
If they can't even get that right. . . .
Caveat Emptor baby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Wow, is it time for the mid-life crisis already?? Just make sure they spell all the words in your tattoo right.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I just want a batmobile. Is that so much to ask? I don't even care if it doesn't turn into a jet, just so long as it can do the cool driving upside down in tunnels thing.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Tare wrote:
Wow, is it time for the mid-life crisis already?? Just make sure they spell all the words in your tattoo right.
Well, someone is having fun karma camping this morning. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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New avvy in honor of DSD.
Holy shit Flea I owe you major for the laugh you just gave me.
DSD wrote:
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New avvy in honor of DSD.
Holy shit Flea I owe you major for the laugh you just gave me.
no =(
/kicks the ground and pouts
/kicks the ground and pouts
DSD wrote:
no =(
/kicks the ground and pouts
/kicks the ground and pouts
It's not the 12th yet.
DSD wrote:
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New avvy in honor of DSD.
Holy shit Flea I owe you major for the laugh you just gave me.
I loved your previous one Flea, it was a very accurate rendition of my cat, Tigger.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
DSD wrote:
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New avvy in honor of DSD.
Holy shit Flea I owe you major for the laugh you just gave me.
I loved your previous one Flea, it was a very accurate rendition of my cat, Tigger.
Nope, no mid-life crisis, just a love for all things techy. I owned a Prius when they first came out, but other than the good gas mileage, it was... meh. This thing though-- yowsah. I asked Mrs. Totem if we could sell the house and buy two. We'd each get a poodle in the passenger seat and we'd live in hotels. I can imagine it'd be like riding my GSXR1000, only with four wheels and a stereo.
The car makes me deliriously covetous.
Totem
The car makes me deliriously covetous.
Totem
You could pull every eco-chick west of the Missisippi in one of those things.
***** +1
***** +1
Lefein, just WHERE have you been???
Forgot the stupid "n"
Edited, Dec 7th 2006 7:38pm by Darqflame
Forgot the stupid "n"
Edited, Dec 7th 2006 7:38pm by Darqflame
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Lefein, just WHERE have you been???
Forgot the stupid "n"
Edited, Dec 7th 2006 7:38pm by Darqflame
Forgot the stupid "n"
Edited, Dec 7th 2006 7:38pm by Darqflame
Fighting in the great Open Source Revolutionary War... How YOU doin'? ;)
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I just want a batmobile.
Here here for quality taste. You can be my bat wing-girl, anytime. :P
Naw, Flea, the Tesla has it all over the Miata for looks. That auto is day-um sexah. And it sounds like the Millenium Falcon going into hyperspace to boot when you stomp on it.
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