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#1 Dec 06 2006 at 8:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Or just a stinky fart?

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Flatulence leads US jet to divert

An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.

"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.

She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.

The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.


I smell a dirty bomb!

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#2 Dec 06 2006 at 9:25 PM Rating: Default
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If you listen carefully, you can just make out, waaaay over there, in the distance.......
































































Osama and the boys pissing themselves Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh
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#3 Dec 06 2006 at 11:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Who-- other than this woman --uses matches to hide the funk of a sniffy snack? Effing ponderous.

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#4 Dec 07 2006 at 4:44 AM Rating: Decent
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And so T.W.O.F begins. Smiley: frown

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#5 Dec 07 2006 at 6:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
Who-- other than this woman --uses matches to hide the funk of a sniffy snack? Effing ponderous.

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Back when I was a teenager and doing the mandatory teenaged first-job stint in a fast-food joint, we would occasionally smell sulfer coming out of the men's room, and the few times we caught the guys on the way out and asked what they were doing burning matches in there, they'd claim they were trying to mask the odor of the bomb they'd dropped.

Prevalent theory, however, was that they were smoking some form of narcotic.

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