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#1 Dec 06 2006 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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The News wrote:
WASHINGTON -- Mary Cheney, the openly gay daughter of Vice President **** Cheney and wife Lynne, is pregnant, according to a published report.

Mary Cheney, 37, and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, 45, are "ecstatic" about the baby, due in late spring, The Washington Post reported in Wednesday's editions, quoting an unnamed source close to the couple.
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The Post quoted the source close to the family as saying the circumstances of Mary Cheney's pregnancy will remain private. She and Poe moved from Colorado to Virginia a year ago to be closer to the Cheney family.
Too bad they can't get married 'since marriage is all about protecting the children.
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#2 Dec 06 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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She was asking for it!
#3 Dec 06 2006 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
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The tmeptation to sell a turkey baster on ebay must be overwhelming.

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#4 Dec 06 2006 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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I dunno Cheney seems pretty accepting of the homosexual lifestyle.

It's not like he hasn't tried to understand them, there was that time he got prematurely excited and shot all over that guys face.

Edited, Dec 6th 2006 11:06am by bodhisattva
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#5 Dec 06 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
I dunno Cheney seems pretty accepting of the homosexual lifestyle.

It's not like he hasn't tried to understand them, there was that time he got prematurely excited and shot all over that guys face.

Edited, Dec 6th 2006 11:06am by bodhisattva




They need less funding for abstaining from shooting men in the face and more for how to do so safely`!

Damn republicans, when will they learn?
#6 Dec 06 2006 at 8:09 AM Rating: Default
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I dunno Cheney seems pretty accepting of the homosexual lifestyle.


Who knows though, he might just be keeping his trap shut because he has a homosexual child. He sure as hell isn't fighting for equal rights for them.
#7 Dec 06 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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PimpyMcDougall wrote:
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I dunno Cheney seems pretty accepting of the homosexual lifestyle.


Who knows though, he might just be keeping his trap shut because he has a homosexual child. He sure as hell isn't fighting for equal rights for them.


I'm not all that quick, but I'm pretty sure he was being facetious.

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#8 Dec 06 2006 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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Bhodi hit it right on the nose-- it appears on the face of it that Cheney is quite accepting of gays. He's been taking it on the chin from you gay rights advocates, PimpyMcDougal, for years even though y'all have the same rights as straights.

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#9 Dec 06 2006 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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It was not me. I have an alibi, and its more than just showing you her picture.
#10 Dec 06 2006 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Totes, nothing worse than a grown man scared of a sissy

Dey tuk owr sank~***** uf merriage!
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#11 Dec 06 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
If we really are concerned about the children, and we are, trust me, we should force lesbians to sign an adoption pledge or get an abortion. Life may be sacred, but more so is that Levitical law says homos should be put to death. Growing up in that home will almost surely damn the little miscreant to an eternity of burning outside the presence of God.

#12 Dec 06 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Wonder how much I could get on ebay for said turkey baster? I'd be willing to try it if it would make this months car payment.
#13 Dec 06 2006 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
If we really are concerned about the children, and we are, trust me, we should force lesbians to sign an adoption pledge or get an abortion. Life may be sacred, but more so is that Levitical law says homos should be put to death.


So now we should force gays to have abortions because Jewish law told us too?

Somewhere an evangelical had an embolism when I typed that!
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#14 Dec 06 2006 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Wonder how much I could get on ebay for said turkey baster? I'd be willing to try it if it would make this months car payment.

You've yet to experience a flesh and blood booby, right?
#15 Dec 06 2006 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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I thought abortions were against the christian religion?
#16 Dec 06 2006 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Somewhere an evangelical had an embolism when I typed that!

Me laugh. Me get pointed and laughed at because of it. Me not care.
#17 Dec 06 2006 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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I thought abortions were against the christian religion?

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Please tell me you're taking the ****.
#18 Dec 06 2006 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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bodhisattva wrote:
So now we should force gays to have abortions because Jewish law told us too?
If you disagree, you're an anti-Semite!
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#19 Dec 06 2006 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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I thought abortions were against the christian religion?

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Please tell me you're taking the ****.

Sounds like something Nobby would say =)
#20 Dec 06 2006 at 8:56 AM Rating: Decent
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You've yet to experience a flesh and blood booby, right?


Like its my fault people will buy damn near anything semi-related to any semi-celebrity. You know it true...you probably have item number 1234323 "Brittany's g-string recovered from Paris Hilton's floorboard" on your own ebay watch list.
#21 Dec 06 2006 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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She is 9 months preggers, she can get away with anything Moe.

Move along.
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#22 Dec 06 2006 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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You know it true...you probably have item number 1234323 "Brittany's g-string recovered from Paris Hilton's floorboard" on your own ebay watch list.

What is this eBay of which you speak? Probably some tool of the Devil co-opted by the liberal left to suck righteousness and piety out of our daily lives.
#23 Dec 06 2006 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
She is 9 months preggers, she can get away with anything Moe.

Move along.



ooooh I like this idealogy
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