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#1 Dec 04 2006 at 10:40 PM Rating: Decent
I don't post very much on this site, but tonight I must say to all
how much I've enjoyed reading what you guys and ladies say.

I lost my mother earlier tonight she is now in heaven with my father.
Please say a little pray for my family an for myself. Thanks
#2 Dec 04 2006 at 10:48 PM Rating: Good
Thanks for coming in and sharing your grief with us. I know that for me no greater joy is found than that derived from sympathizing with someone who I don't know in their hour of darkest sadness. That you would allow me to experience that really ruins it all though, since giving me an opportunity to feel such joy makes me feel a true closeness to you, and thus removes the "someone I don't know" aspect from it, leaving me sad and empty. The bi-polar swing you have induced in me will send me in to a spiral that I have managed to avoid these many years through medication and counseling.

F'uck you, you f'ucking f'uck for making me feel this way. F'uck you right in your pasty, white basement dwelling ***. My only solace is found in the knowledge that with Mommy and Daddy both gone you'll have to move out of the basement and in to foster care where internet access is probably limited and we won't have to endure more of your inane drivel.
#3 Dec 04 2006 at 10:54 PM Rating: Good
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SirDonek wrote:
I don't post very much on this site, but tonight I must say to all
how much I've enjoyed reading what you guys and ladies say.

I lost my mother earlier tonight she is now in heaven with my father.
Please say a little pray for my family an for myself. Thanks

Still rates slightly higher than Lindsay Lohan's Altman eulogy.


#4 Dec 04 2006 at 10:54 PM Rating: Good
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No Moe, tell us how you really feel. You're angry aren't you? I can tell. It's the way you hold back the tears. Real men cry Moe, real Men cry. Let it out big guy. You can do it. You will feel better for it, I promise.
#5 Dec 04 2006 at 11:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Go cry, emo kid.
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#6 Dec 04 2006 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent
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SirDonek wrote:
I don't post very much on this site, but tonight I must say to all
how much I've enjoyed reading what you guys and ladies say.

I lost my mother earlier tonight she is now in heaven with my father.
Please say a little pray for my family an for myself. Thanks


So how'd you do it? Poison? Shotgun to the head? Blunt Sexual Object? Details.
#7 Dec 05 2006 at 5:33 AM Rating: Decent
MoebiusLord wrote:
Thanks for coming in and sharing your grief with us. I know that for me no greater joy is found than that derived from sympathizing with someone who I don't know in their hour of darkest sadness. That you would allow me to experience that really ruins it all though, since giving me an opportunity to feel such joy makes me feel a true closeness to you, and thus removes the "someone I don't know" aspect from it, leaving me sad and empty. The bi-polar swing you have induced in me will send me in to a spiral that I have managed to avoid these many years through medication and counseling.

F'uck you, you f'ucking f'uck for making me feel this way. F'uck you right in your pasty, white basement dwelling ***. My only solace is found in the knowledge that with Mommy and Daddy both gone you'll have to move out of the basement and in to foster care where internet access is probably limited and we won't have to endure more of your inane drivel.


This gave me warm fuzzies inside- we <3 you moe.
#8 Dec 05 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
Keep your dog leashed, I'd hate to read about him getting run over.
#9 Dec 05 2006 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I lost my mother earlier tonight she is now in heaven with my father.
Please say a little pray for my family an for myself. Thanks


A little late, isn't it? If you'd thought to ask for prayers *before* she took the big dirt nap, the bitch might still be alive. What's wrong with kids today.

Sheesh.

Huggles!



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#10 Dec 05 2006 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
A little late, isn't it? If you'd thought to ask for prayers *before* she took the big dirt nap


Pfft, everyone knows prayer kills.

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