At the risk of impersonating Nobby's avatar, I will admit I don't like Christmas either. I don't like December in general. I don't like Chistmas carols, I absolutely hate those fUcking Christmas songs in shops, I don't like the Christmas lights on Oxford Street that are basically just a commercial for some stupid gimmicky film, I hate doing Christmas shopping, I hate Chritmas shoppers, I hate all the pompousness of my family's christmas day... It's all so fake and depressingly stupid and pointless.
And then I get all confused cos I'm still not sure if we're celebrating Jesus being born, or some Scandinavian homeless wino having a beard, or if its just some Winter Festival. And, whichever one of those it is, I don't particualry feel like celebrating it.
Christmas is great for kids, though. I'll admit that.
And for the champagne.
And the food.
And the kids.
And the presents, sometimes.
But apart from the food, and the drinks, and the kids, and the presents, and seeing some family you havent seen in a while, and the lounging on a beach in the Carabeans, what has Christmas ever done for us?!