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Ever watched a Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, etc. movie?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well now I want to see the movie...
Why do people want us to coddle children these days? Hell, in my day (not that I'm ancient or anything) we saw cartoons about a coyote being squashed by an anvil, a duck getting his bill shot off, and a pirate with a hook being eaten by a crocodile.
And anti-Christian themes?! Count me in....
Why do people want us to coddle children these days? Hell, in my day (not that I'm ancient or anything) we saw cartoons about a coyote being squashed by an anvil, a duck getting his bill shot off, and a pirate with a hook being eaten by a crocodile.
And anti-Christian themes?! Count me in....
Back in my day, "Family Christmas Fun" meant watching a gremlin gets blown up in a microwave.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Back in my day, "Family Christmas Fun" meant watching a gremlin gets blown up in a microwave.
Family fun around here is watching Bruce Willis throw a chair full of explosives down an elevator shaft.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Jophiel wrote:
Back in my day, "Family Christmas Fun" meant watching a gremlin gets blown up in a microwave.
Didn't one meet his end in a blender-like contraption too? I seem to recall something splattery...
After seeing the movie, I have been able to decipher the gay metaphor.
Boiled down to a few sentences:
If you are really, really good at being gay, all of the young, straight people will be gay with you. Your only opposition will be old, wrinkly, straight people who hate gays. Because you are so amazingly good at being a ****, you will get to knock up the hottest straight person in your class.
Oh, and aliens from outer space will love you and not exterminate you because of your amazing gayness.
Edited, Dec 5th 2006 9:28pm by DodoBird
Boiled down to a few sentences:
If you are really, really good at being gay, all of the young, straight people will be gay with you. Your only opposition will be old, wrinkly, straight people who hate gays. Because you are so amazingly good at being a ****, you will get to knock up the hottest straight person in your class.
Oh, and aliens from outer space will love you and not exterminate you because of your amazing gayness.
Edited, Dec 5th 2006 9:28pm by DodoBird
DodoBird wrote:
Oh, and aliens from outer space will love you and not exterminate you because of your amazing gayness.
That's because aliens are gay.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
It's the same Conservative Christian nutcases who thought that March of the Penguins was in fact a religious movie proving the existence of God, and the sanctity of marriage.
For those that don't know march of the Penguins was a French documentary about, well, Penguin reproduction.
In a way, i'm glad I'm going to Hell.
In another way those crazy Christian really are funny. But I guess making fun of them in paradise would send me back to hell, so meh.
For those that don't know march of the Penguins was a French documentary about, well, Penguin reproduction.
In a way, i'm glad I'm going to Hell.
In another way those crazy Christian really are funny. But I guess making fun of them in paradise would send me back to hell, so meh.
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