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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your **** come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your **** come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on
Off to run around on the road doing work things!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm busy earning my keep, kidlet. Deal.
Sorry, trying to finish up the rest of the week's work so I can leave early today and go visit boyfriend for a long weekend! Woot!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I was at the park, and then ordering a birthday cake for Mia. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
ordering a birthday cake for Mia. Yay!
gah! already again!?
I feel so old :(
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Sorry, I've gone on a cleaning streak today. Only stopping to peruse the forums as I catch my breath before I continue on.
Its Mias birthday already???
Edited, Nov 30th 2006 11:14am by DSD
Its Mias birthday already???
Edited, Nov 30th 2006 11:14am by DSD
You feel old? 
I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.
I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
You feel old? I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.
I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.Hannah will be 2 in April...I think it'll be when she starts elementary school that I'm *really* going to start feeling old.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
DSD wrote:
Sorry, I've gone on a cleaning streak today.
Nexa wrote:
Tare wrote:
You feel old? I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.
I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.Hannah will be 2 in April...I think it'll be when she starts elementary school that I'm *really* going to start feeling old.
Nexa
Nothing makes you feel old like your childs birthday. My lil girl turned 4 in Oct, made me feel old as hell.
CaptainOmelette wrote:
Nothing makes you feel old like your childs birthday. My lil girl turned 4 in Oct, made me feel old as hell.
When I turned 25, my mother said "so how's it feel to be nearly 30!? har har har".
I glared at her for a second, then said, "so how's it feel to be the mother of someone who's nearly 30?"
She said, "you're only 25!!"
hahaha
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Sorry, I've gone on a cleaning streak today.
not sure. Im having a rough day and when I get upset I tend to go on a cleaning streak as an outlet for unspent emotional energy.
I'm totally nesting. I have been like a maniac around here. Mr. Tare is really getting upset at all the chores I've been doing because he wants me to rest. I just have to get things done though or else I feel crabby.
Meh.
Meh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa wrote:
CaptainOmelette wrote:
Nothing makes you feel old like your childs birthday. My lil girl turned 4 in Oct, made me feel old as hell.
When I turned 25, my mother said "so how's it feel to be nearly 30!? har har har".
I glared at her for a second, then said, "so how's it feel to be the mother of someone who's nearly 30?"
She said, "you're only 25!!"
hahaha
Nexa
Best bet to stop a parent from making fun of your advancing age is to challenge them to a race to a bedroom in a nursing home.
Nexa wrote:
Tare wrote:
You feel old? I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.
I can't believe she's nearly 2. Crazy.Hannah will be 2 in April...I think it'll be when she starts elementary school that I'm *really* going to start feeling old.
Nexa
Nexa wrote:
Sorry, trying to finish up the rest of the week's work so I can leave early today and go visit boyfriend for a long weekend! Woot!
Nexa
Nexa
Is your divorce even final yet?
Easy much?
Call me.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Is your divorce even final yet?
Easy much?
Call me.
Months ago! You must have missed the thread where I was taking applications and doing price checks on lube.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa and Smash, sittin' in a tree...
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Nexa and Smash, sittin' in a tree...
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Atomicflea wrote:
Demea wrote:
Nexa and Smash, sittin' in a tree...
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Did too!
If I haven't heard it before, it's new to me.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Elderon wrote:
Then you sure don't want to be in my shoes. My daughter turns 12 next year. 
Pffft. Oldest son turns 15 the 8th of this month.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Pffft. Oldest son turns 15 the 8th of this month.
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