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#1 Nov 28 2006 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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'Pregnant' man fined in SA court

A South African man has been fined $140 for taking a week off work, telling his employers he was pregnant.

Charles Sibindana, 27, stole a certificate from a clinic during his pregnant girlfriend's checkup, a court near Johannesburg heard.

He then added his own details to the note and submitted it and took seven days off work, seemingly unaware that only women consult gynaecologists.

His employers became suspicious and investigated the matter.

On passing sentence Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden warned Mr Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists" as if he was pregnant, the South African Press Association news agency reported.


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#2 Nov 28 2006 at 8:53 AM Rating: Default
Why is this news?
#3 Nov 28 2006 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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His employers became suspicious and investigated the matter.


What was your first clue, guys? Smiley: laugh
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#4 Nov 28 2006 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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I have to think he put it in the HR box or something. They can't have read it and thought, "Oh, okay then."


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#5 Nov 28 2006 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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investigated the matter


they actually investigated it?
#6 Nov 28 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah. There goes that plan.
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#7 Nov 28 2006 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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investigated the matter


they actually investigated it?
Yeah, they sent him back to a different Gynocologist for a second opinion.
#8 Nov 28 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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One would hate to think what a vaginal exam must feel like for somebody without the proper equipment.

Sabo, help us out on this one?
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#9 Nov 28 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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If he can do it anyone can!

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#10 Nov 28 2006 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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I hated that movie too. I loved them in Twins though.
#11 Nov 28 2006 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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But the gyno's is great place to meet chicks!

Edited, Nov 28th 2006 2:29pm by fhrugby
#12 Nov 28 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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That's a special kind of stupid.
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#13 Nov 28 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
If he can do it anyone can!

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I seriously hated this movie.


...... Huh, I didn't know the admins could still imbed pictures into posts.

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#14 Nov 28 2006 at 9:15 PM Rating: Decent
Do you really have to be told not to do that?

How does one take their girlfriend to a gyaenocologist, yet still be that oblivious to what it actually is?

Though, I'm not surprised in this day an age... there's still dumber.
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