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#27 Nov 28 2006 at 5:38 AM Rating: Good
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my worst gift wasnt from Christmas but a wedding gift. We still laugh about it to this day. My mother was married to a man from Moracco and he went out and bought us a large, plastic clock that was golden painted, in the shape of a peacock. He was so proud of it. I guess it was a culture difference? Or he just had really bad taste

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That gift rocks!

Myself, I usually procrastinate until the 11th hour, then just give everyone gift certificates to Best Buy or something. I suck at the gifts. I really should get on it and actually buy some decent gifts this year.

Maybe next week.
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#28 Nov 28 2006 at 7:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I think the only bad present I got was last year when a family member bought me ****.
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#29 Nov 28 2006 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think the only bad present I got was last year when a family member bought me ****.
[Obvious joke]

Your mom?

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#30 Nov 28 2006 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Now I have a mental image of you in lingerie. Thanks a lot..

Making sculptures of her face out of instant mashed potatoes helps, but really not that much.

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#31 Nov 28 2006 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Making sculptures of her face out of instant mashed potatoes helps, but really not that much.


I don't even warrant *real* mashed potatoes. What do aliens have that I don't? Besides space craft that is.

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#32 Nov 28 2006 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

Making sculptures of her face out of instant mashed potatoes helps, but really not that much.


I don't even warrant *real* mashed potatoes. What do aliens have that I don't? Besides space craft that is.

Nexa
3 breasts.
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#33 Nov 28 2006 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:

I don't even warrant *real* mashed potatoes. What do aliens have that I don't? Besides space craft that is.

Nexa
3 breasts.


You know what they say about assumptions...

Nexa
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#34 Nov 28 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:

I don't even warrant *real* mashed potatoes. What do aliens have that I don't? Besides space craft that is.

Nexa
3 breasts.


You know what they say about assumptions...

Nexa
Pics! We need proof.
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#35 Nov 28 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:

I don't even warrant *real* mashed potatoes. What do aliens have that I don't? Besides space craft that is.

Nexa
3 breasts.


You know what they say about assumptions...

Nexa


What makes you think it's an assumtion?





Ask him about the time he was **** probed...
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#36 Nov 29 2006 at 12:42 AM Rating: Decent
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When I was 18 the cousin with my name bought me a Brittany Spears CD. Was terribly embarrassing. I returned it the next day and got got a copy of Led Zeppelin IV. Changed my life.
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