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What do Flea & the Bush daughters have in common?Follow

#1 Nov 22 2006 at 6:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Besides a love of tequila?
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U.S. and Argentine media reported that one of President Bush's 24-year-old twin daughters had her purse stolen while being guarded by the Secret Service during a visit here.

ABC News, citing unidentified law enforcement reports, reported on its Web site Tuesday that Barbara Bush's purse and cell phone were taken while she was dining in a Buenos Aires restaurant.

La Nacion newspaper, citing anonymous government sources, said in its online edition early Wednesday that one of Bush's daughters had her purse taken Sunday afternoon in the popular tourist district of San Telmo.

A pair of thieves removed the purse from under a table while Secret Service agents stood guard at a distance, La Nacion reported. La Nacion said its sources did not reveal which of the Bush daughters had her purse stolen.
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That's some crack Secret Service work there, boys. Now the world is going to see Barbara's birth control pills with the presidental seal on the case.

I wonder if they knew it was Barbara Bush. I mean, there has to be easier purses to steal than one protected by armed guards. Or at least purses with a better risk:reward factor to them. Did they expect to find state secrets? Argentina invasion plans? Uranium? Kathryn Blair's phone number on her Friend's Circle?
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#2 Nov 22 2006 at 6:47 AM Rating: Good
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Whoa, Flea is guarded by the secret service? Who da thunk it?
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#3 Nov 22 2006 at 6:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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HeresJohnny wrote:
Whoa, Flea is guarded by the secret service? Who da thunk it?
You're not?

My mom once dated a Secret Service agent. I didn't get much out of it except for an official SS keychain.
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#4 Nov 22 2006 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
Secret Secret. I've got a Secret.
#5 Nov 22 2006 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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No. I had to choose between my Allah's subscription and the secret service, so I let my coverage go. Smiley: glare
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#6 Nov 22 2006 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Can't wait to see all the images on her camera phone.
#7 Nov 22 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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HeresJohnny wrote:
No. I had to choose between my Allah's subscription and the secret service, so I let my coverage go. Smiley: glare
Does the Secret Service come with a magazine subscription?
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#8 Nov 22 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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No, just a keychain and one of those stickers to put in your window.
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#9 Nov 22 2006 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
HeresJohnny wrote:
No. I had to choose between my Allah's subscription and the secret service, so I let my coverage go. Smiley: glare
Does the Secret Service come with a magazine subscription?


It's in the mail. Smiley: motz
#10 Nov 22 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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I resent the implication that I have anything in common with those spawns of Beezelbub.
#11 Nov 22 2006 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
Which one has the blonde(ish) hair and the nice hips? I'm in the mood to Google.
#12 Nov 22 2006 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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That would be Jenna Bush

Edit: Removed link because even with the filter on, the first Google image is NSFW

Edited, Nov 22nd 2006 4:22pm by Jophiel
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#13 Nov 22 2006 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
Excellent response time, thanks. Now to find some obviously photo-shopped pics of her...


Edit: Oh GOD, despite being sexy from afar she reminds me way too much of GW up close. So much for that little fantasy...


Edited, Nov 22nd 2006 4:34pm by Gladestrider
#14 Nov 22 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah. They were never in any danger.






Until they were downloaded onto my PC and I lost internet access.
#15 Nov 22 2006 at 8:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Jawbox wrote:
Can't wait to see all the images on her camera phone.

Come on, it's the new millennium. If she wants to let out her amateur **** video she just has to put it on YouTube, or MySpace.
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#16 Nov 23 2006 at 1:21 AM Rating: Default
I want your, dah-da-dah-deh, da-duh, sex, I want your,
-ual-intonation.
I want your
Dah-da-dah-duh

Defined as "daughters" regardless of any chance to define otherwise.

Chelsea vs. Tag-Team Bush Girls, Demz got the bigger MTV boos. Be proud Osama bin Obama.
#17 Nov 24 2006 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
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What do Flea & the Bush daughters have in common?

I'm hoping you put this thread up so you could start sharing the ***-tongueing photos.
#18 Nov 24 2006 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
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What do Flea & the Bush daughters have in common?

I'm hoping you put this thread up so you could start sharing the ***-tongueing photos.
Just as an FYI, it's harder to share video than it is to share photos. Smiley: frown
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