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The only important news story this week was obviously the Cruise/Holmes wedding. I'm sure most of you have read or heard about the vows made by the bride and groom to each other.

For those that haven't, the groom is told:



Well, do you?! DO YOU, *****?!



I love scientology. I absolutely adore it.

Maybe because it is the ultimate proof that mankind is inherently gullible and stupid. Maybe because it makes me feel better about myself, that despite all my faults, at least I don't believe in an alien dictator freezing nasty aliens and dumping them into a volcanoe and then catching their souls and then their souls inhabit us and we now have to pay loads of money to get them out, nasty alien leeches. Maybe because of the fact that all this was written by a sci-fi writer a few decades ago, and somehow it turned into a worldwide religion.

I can't quite put my finger on it.

But if there ever was an award for "proof that people are stupider than you could ever imagine", it would have my vote.

finally a religion i can get behind.

I'm more of Fastafarian my self.

All hail the great non-edible entity in the sky !


Rastafrianism is pretty stupid too, I think. But at least they have the excuse that they were stoned, and living alone in hills. Strange things happen when you do that. And being a Rasta, Pasta, or Fasta, is mostly free.

Scientology is freaking expensive. It's not just a free sham, like other religions, it's an expensive sham scam.

Next time I get married, I'm going with Dr. Seuss vows.

Nexa

Mr. Cruise was born in '62, according to IMDB. He hasn't been a "young man" in quite some time.

Here you go, Nexa!

Start practicing now.

This would make for great Shakespear.

It's the only way the bastards will learn.

I remember hearing or reading that before as well. I think the idea is that a woman will fall more in love with her husband as time goes on, whereas a man's devotion will lessen. So you meet in the middle, hopefully before his midlife crisis.

When do you have time to dance in your Religious Studies class?

His midlife crisis hit full-swing. However, at this point, with the way things have been, I can tell you that he definitely loves me more than I love him.

I seem to remember Jack, saying something about how Ron created a religion as a bet. Jack was good for stories about other SF authors, like that.

Darn, I miss Jack Chalker. He would talk for hours on just about any subject. I still expect him to walk in the cubhouse every month.

You should have kicked his *** and got him to finish a series or three.