Hunged Over...Follow

Went to a Karaoke bar last nite and discovered I cant sing for Sh't.
Had a great time of course, but now I am hung the hell over..

last nite.

For some screwed up reason, I am now listening to Johnny Cash.

Please.... just kill me quickly.

That or more beer.

Do a shot of scotch. You'll be right as rain.

I've always found that a huge glass of water and another 2 hours of sleep will cure almost any hangover.

And, with that in mind, it's back to bed for me.

Yup.

Ok here's what you can do if you don't work in the medical field. Go find the nearest advanced life support ambulance and steal the following...

1) 1000ML IV bag of "Ringers" (hardcore gatoraid)

2) 18g IV cathider

3) An IV starter kit with a lock.

Once you have all the above insert the IV needle into your arm, push the plastic chathider over the needle. Then pull the needle out while applying pressure to the vein. Then hook the lock to the cathader and tape in place. Then spike the bag of "Ringers" and let it flow wide open until the fluid comes out the end of the tubing. Then close the "Ringers" down and hook the tubing up to the lock and open the "Ringers" back to T.K.O (wide open) and enjoy.

Your hangover should be gone in about an hour, no matter how bad it was.

Wake and Bake.