Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy ****. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy ****, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR ****ING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "**** YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.
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Buy her a new kitten, then drown it. Then tell her to never **** with you while you are playing Pokemon again.
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Dumb, da dumb dumb DUMB!
Since Darwin hasn't managed to handle it yet you should just take care of it yourself, I recommend a thorough dowsing in gasoline followed by a lit match.
Thundra wrote:
Since Darwin hasn't managed to handle it yet you should just take care of it yourself, I recommend a thorough dowsing in gasoline followed by a lit match.
When it comes to relationship issues I believe the new fad is severing ones member and then bleeding to death. However in this case its clear that the member is a ****** which is used to bleeding all over the place. So petrol and match will have to do.
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Posted: Nov 15 2006 at 7:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yes, of course, to cauterize the bleeding ******. Brilliant!
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Buy her a new kitten, then drown it. Then tell her to never @#%^ with you while you are playing Pokemon again.
You're a ******* ******* Bodhi. I just launched water on my monitor at work from laughing.
Wait! You play pokemon and you're wondering why you have relationship issues?
This is a joke, right?
This is a joke, right?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Brill wrote:
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Buy her a new kitten, then drown it. Then tell her to never @#%^ with you while you are playing Pokemon again.
You're a @#%^ing ******* Bodhi. I just launched water on my monitor at work from laughing.
Drowning kittens is so....typical.
Now, drowning said crying person? Well, go for it man. Tell us how that works out.
Losing a woman then losing ones balls and finally dying a slow death.
A more horrible fate I could not imagine, don't you agree Squeet?
A more horrible fate I could not imagine, don't you agree Squeet?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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I'm ****ing crying because of how stupid I am.
I couldn't agree more. Thanks for playing.
You should 'accidently' beat her some more. Women like that.
It was funnier the first time I read it a few days ago. And even then... not so much.
The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
It was funnier the first time I read it a few days ago. And even then... not so much.
You mean like your bunny sig? Yeah it never gets old or annoying does it?
MentalFrog wrote:
The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
It was funnier the first time I read it a few days ago. And even then... not so much.
You mean like your bunny sig? Yeah it never gets old or annoying does it?
MentalFrog wrote:
The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
It was funnier the first time I read it a few days ago. And even then... not so much.
You mean like your bunny sig? Yeah it never gets old or annoying does it?
gbaji wrote:
This is a joke, right?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
This is a joke, right?
Lol. For my next trick, I'll make the Golden Gate Bridge visible to anyone within sight of it!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just do the Monster Mash while I wait".
So I did the mash
I did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
I did the mash
It caught on in a flash
I did the mash
I did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
So I did the mash
I did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
I did the mash
It caught on in a flash
I did the mash
I did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
meh, women come and go. but shiney pidgeys are only 1/1000.
are you only upset since she said you "backhanded" her, or because you'll have to pay for blowjobs now?
are you only upset since she said you "backhanded" her, or because you'll have to pay for blowjobs now?
it was never meant to be
pokemon dorks and women dont mix. play russian roulette. but instead of a revolver use a glock. it will get you more women.
pokemon dorks and women dont mix. play russian roulette. but instead of a revolver use a glock. it will get you more women.
Well, as a woman who was in an abusive relationship i prolly would have done a helluva lot more that she did to you, accident or no, i prolly would have ripped your balls off and shoved them so far up your *** you'd be coughing up ***** for months. I feel for you regardless of what i just said, but honestly, you f@cked up big time, first you shouldn't have been paying attention to Pokemon...second you shouldn't have been playing Pokemon...if you want to approach her you need to prostrate(hopefully using the right word if not someone feel free to correct me) yourself at her feet and tell her you royally f@cked up and apologize more times than you possible ever could. i'd definately go with the buying her a new kitten thing, especially if it looked like her old one, but most importanly, if you know for a fact your going to pull this *video game is more important than my girl* thing, don't bother talking to her, because when your in a relationship your signifigant other should come before a video game. but apologizing profusely is definately a good start, buy her her favorite kind of flowers too, just some suggestions.
superawesomevillainsforever wrote:
meh, women come and go. but shiney pidgeys are only 1/1000.
PJ? Sabo? We have another member for your team!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'm confused. Is the title of the OP in regards to whatever event is described in the first post, or is it in reference to the fact that he posted here?
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