Forum Settings
       
1 2 3 4 5
Reply To Thread

All I want for ChristmasFollow

QuoteReply
#77 Nov 15 2006 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1695601009560
Guru
*****
18,463 posts
Samira wrote:
Yeah, but they're *different*, and I think that's what some guys... maybe most guys... can't seem to resist.

Maybe there really is a biological imperative for men to spread their seed far and wide. I always thought that was just an excuse to be skeezy.

/nod
It's one thing to have a bioplogical imperative, another to alltogether to allow it to cancel out your higher-functioning brain and moral self. People who beat people at intersections over yellow lights are troglodytes. So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#78 Nov 15 2006 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
__DEL__1592266717703
View User Forum
Scholar
***
3,494 posts
Atomicflea wrote:
So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.


What if it's from Alabama?
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#79 Nov 15 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1695601009560
Guru
*****
18,463 posts
Althrun wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.


What if it's from Alabama?
Are you kidding? Why do you think Totem carries that flute?
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#80 Nov 15 2006 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.

Joph can tie a bow tie with his I hear. Now that's control.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#81 Nov 15 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1616977010829
View User Forum
Sage
*****
13,880 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.

Joph can tie a bow tie with his I hear. Now that's control.
I thought that holding off on an ****** was good, but that's got nothing on Joph! Smiley: eek

I could never do that with mine.. It's too thick. Smiley: frown
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#82 Nov 15 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
__DEL__1592266717703
View User Forum
Scholar
***
3,494 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
So are men who can't control their trousersnakes.

Joph can tie a bow tie with his I hear. Now that's control.



[:wince:] owwwwww.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#83 Nov 15 2006 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
Samira
View User Forum
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.
____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#84 Nov 15 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1616977010829
View User Forum
Sage
*****
13,880 posts
Samira wrote:
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.
Smiley: lol That's not control, that's fucking amazing! Now he just has to train it to cook supper and he's golden!
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#85 Nov 15 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1695601009560
Guru
*****
18,463 posts
Samira wrote:
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.
I was thinking the same thing. It also does crosstich, sudoku, and I'm training it to do our taxes.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#86 Nov 15 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Nexa
Nexa
*****
12,065 posts
Samira wrote:
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.


A bow in a cherry stem while it's...oh nevermind.

Nexa
____________________________
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#87 Nov 15 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1616977010829
View User Forum
Sage
*****
13,880 posts
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.


A bow in a cherry stem while it's...oh nevermind.

Nexa
Are you saying you can do this with only your kegel muscles? Smiley: drool2
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#88 Nov 15 2006 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
__DEL__1592266717703
View User Forum
Scholar
***
3,494 posts
Seriously, you people are going to get me into trouble for laughing too loudly @ work and making my boss come over.....
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#89 Nov 15 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
Nexa
Nexa
*****
12,065 posts
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
He didn't say IN it, he said WITH it.


A bow in a cherry stem while it's...oh nevermind.

Nexa
Are you saying you can do this with only your kegel muscles? Smiley: drool2


Haven't tried, but my OBGYN *did* say I have excellent tone.

Nexa
____________________________
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#90 Nov 15 2006 at 12:55 PM Rating: Default
__DEL__1593362601198
View User Forum
Scholar
*****
13,594 posts
You guys are seriously distracting me from my English paper.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#91 Nov 15 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna
View User Forum
No Gag Reflex
Avatar
*****
10,802 posts
Samira wrote:
Maybe there really is a biological imperative for men to spread their seed far and wide. I always thought that was just an excuse to be skeezy.


Just to make things clear before any other assumptions are made, infidelity is not the issue here. I almost wish it was because then my decision would have been made already.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#92 Nov 15 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Just to make things clear before any other assumptions are made, infidelity is not the issue here. I almost wish it was because then my decision would have been made already.

It's leaving the toilet seat up, isn't it? Chicks hate that.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#93 Nov 15 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Samira
View User Forum
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Smasharoo wrote:

Just to make things clear before any other assumptions are made, infidelity is not the issue here. I almost wish it was because then my decision would have been made already.

It's leaving the toilet seat up, isn't it? Chicks hate that.


Yeah, but I'd rather he leave it up, than **** all over it.
____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#94 Nov 15 2006 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
Tare
YAY! Canaduhian
*****
10,293 posts
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

Just to make things clear before any other assumptions are made, infidelity is not the issue here. I almost wish it was because then my decision would have been made already.

It's leaving the toilet seat up, isn't it? Chicks hate that.


Yeah, but I'd rather he leave it up, than **** all over it.


Or just ignore the pubes that have landed in the immediate area. Gah!
____________________________
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#95 Nov 15 2006 at 4:31 PM Rating: Excellent
Darqflame
Spankatorium Administratix
*****
1oooo posts
Guys should just go off the backporch anyway, they miss whether the damn seat is up OR down. Always gotta clean the sides of the bowl, wash the rug, ick!
____________________________

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#96 Nov 15 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
__DEL__1591819888941
View User Forum
Scholar
****
4,131 posts
I want a new snowboard, and a new leather computer chair from Staples.

That way after playing games on a new comfortable chair, I won't feel so bad if I get some exercise out in the mountains.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#97 Nov 15 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
Nadenu
Gurue
*****
16,299 posts
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Guys should just go off the backporch anyway, they miss whether the damn seat is up OR down. Always gotta clean the sides of the bowl, wash the rug, ick!


I have to clean mine several times a day around here. I live with cavemen.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#98 Nov 15 2006 at 6:26 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1704672973637
Guru
****
5,311 posts
What was the question?
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#99 Nov 15 2006 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
__DEL__1691972205155
Guru
*****
14,454 posts
Sorry to hear things are still boiling Thumb. Have you tried kicking him in the balls yet? I hear that sometimes gets a mans attention
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#100 Nov 15 2006 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
paulsol
View User Forum
Sage
****
4,158 posts
Because its midsummer at christmas time down here in the Southern Hemispere, I like to go for a festive surf.
So what I'd like to get for christmas is this.

I'm easily pleased.
____________________________
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#101 Nov 15 2006 at 7:43 PM Rating: Decent
__DEL__1591806387468
Scholar
****
4,632 posts
This and one of these.

My birthday and Christmas are 5 days apart, so that'll probably make up both of them.
▲ Page top
1 2 3 4 5
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 322 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (322)
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC