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#52 Nov 15 2006 at 9:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Unless of course we are talking about a naked Nexa lying on the beach with oil rubbed all over. I like those kinds of shiney things too.


Gross. I'd get all sandy. People who fantasize about beach sex really don't know how uncomfortable it is.

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I got sand in the damndest places that one time Smiley: frown
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#53 Nov 15 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Default
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My two front teeth.

And a new computer.

I will get neither.
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#55 Nov 15 2006 at 10:19 AM Rating: Default
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What do I want for Christmas?

I want a +.
I wouldn't turn down a new computer either.
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#57 Nov 15 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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I've asked for the same thing for years now: peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind. But I keep getting Woody Allen DVDs instead. Smiley: frown
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#58 Nov 15 2006 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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Legal separation.
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#59 Nov 15 2006 at 11:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Legal separation.


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#60 Nov 15 2006 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Legal separation.

Umm, WTH
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#61 Nov 15 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Sorry guys. Things reached a boiling point this week, particularly last night and I've just about reached my limit.

Not sure if it will happen, not even sure if I want it to happen, but I'm at the point where I'm just ready to throw in the towel.
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I'm sorry to hear that Thumb. I hope it works out for you guys.
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#63 Nov 15 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Sorry guys. Things reached a boiling point this week, particularly last night and I've just about reached my limit.

Not sure if it will happen, not even sure if I want it to happen, but I'm at the point where I'm just ready to throw in the towel.


Take and hide the cords/controllers from all applicable sources of entertainment when he's not around, and release them only after you're sated.


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Honestly, I hope he comes to his senses and fixes himself. It angers me when I see my gender make womenz sad Smiley: motz.


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#64 Nov 15 2006 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Damn, I almost feel sorry for Ray.


Almost.



Then I want to kick him.
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#65 Nov 15 2006 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Althrun wrote:
Honestly, I hope he comes to his senses and fixes himself. It angers me when I see my gender make womenz sad Smiley: motz.


Well, you know what they say. Ninety-five percent of men give the rest a bad name.
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Samira wrote:
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Honestly, I hope he comes to his senses and fixes himself. It angers me when I see my gender make womenz sad Smiley: motz.


Well, you know what they say. Ninety-five percent of men give the rest a bad name.


Smiley: thumbsup

You win.





gold plz
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#67 Nov 15 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Take and hide the cords/controllers from all applicable sources of entertainment when he's not around, and release them only after you're sated.


Actually, the gaming hasn't been an issue. Even though I will be spending almost $1000 on Friday to pick up the PS3.

It's other stuff that I don't know how to get past it or if I even should get past it.
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#68 Nov 15 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
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Unless of course we are talking about a naked Nexa lying on the beach with oil rubbed all over. I like those kinds of shiney things too.


Gross. I'd get all sandy. People who fantasize about beach sex really don't know how uncomfortable it is.

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I didn't say anything about sex, but if you insist!
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Samira wrote:
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Honestly, I hope he comes to his senses and fixes himself. It angers me when I see my gender make womenz sad Smiley: motz.


Well, you know what they say. Ninety-five percent of men give the rest a bad name.
I've been going through quite a spate of women telling me about how their long-term partner just went off the deep end and irrevocably ruined their relationship. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's tragic, but its always, always stupid. The women they end up with are 99.9% of the time uglier, dumber, and 10 times more annoying.
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I don't even want to imagine what he said to you Thumb. Men can be so dumb. Maybe call the chaplain and see if you can't schedule a time to just talk it out and let the chaplain be the mediator. They'll leave out the religion part if you want.
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#71 Nov 15 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Not sure if it will happen, not even sure if I want it to happen, but I'm at the point where I'm just ready to throw in the towel.

Get it wet and snap him in the *** with it instead.
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#72 Nov 15 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Althrun wrote:
Honestly, I hope he comes to his senses and fixes himself. It angers me when I see my gender make womenz sad Smiley: motz.


Well, you know what they say. Ninety-five percent of men give the rest a bad name.
I've been going through quite a spate of women telling me about how their long-term partner just went off the deep end and irrevocably ruined their relationship. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's tragic, but its always, always stupid. The women they end up with are 99.9% of the time uglier, dumber, and 10 times more annoying.


Yeah, but they're *different*, and I think that's what some guys... maybe most guys... can't seem to resist.

Maybe there really is a biological imperative for men to spread their seed far and wide. I always thought that was just an excuse to be skeezy.
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Althrun wrote:
Take and hide the cords/controllers from all applicable sources of entertainment when he's not around, and release them only after you're sated.


Actually, the gaming hasn't been an issue. Even though I will be spending almost $1000 on Friday to pick up the PS3.

It's other stuff that I don't know how to get past it or if I even should get past it.


Whatever the issues are (and I'm not about to pry) fooey on him. There are very few things that are excusable for men to do, and I doubt you've done them.
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Sorry to hear that stuff Thumb. Smiley: frown

I found the secret to a successful relationship was to keep your expectations really low, that way you are always impressed when the other person exceeds them!

That, and to not be serious all too often.


I have a feeling what he did was serious and also deeply disappointed your expectations. Doooomed!


Cyborz now?
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#75 Nov 15 2006 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Althrun wrote:
There are very few things that are excusable for men to do, and I doubt you've done them.


Aroo? Smiley: confused
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Samira wrote:
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There are very few things that are excusable for men to do, and I doubt you've done them.


Aroo? Smiley: confused


Brain and hands not working properly today, sorry.


There are very few things that give men an excuse to be asses, and I doubt you've(Thumb) done them.


More clear?
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