I am currently horrifiedFollow

I'm at work right now. I go through my emails and notice that a garage has emailed me that they need more damage waivers sent to their garage. No big deal so I walk out to the dispatch area and unlock the storage cabinet there. I notice our glass eyed , full mullet sporting dispatcher named Rick looking at the floor fairly intently. So I ask him, Rick what's up? Mistake number one.

Rick looks up, minus the glass eye we have known to grow and look away from. Apparently it fell on the floor. How? I don't know. Mistake number two. After the horror is gone from my face, though the image burned in my mind until the end of time, I grab the damage waivers as I hear Rick say he found it. So I look over and watch him blow on the eye to get the specks of dust off it and then pop it right back in like nothing happened.

There was no point in posting this aside from that was freaky as hell. Ugh. Nightmares here I come.

Thanks goat, now I need a word that's worse than horrified. I am now aghast thanks to you.














Come to the server I'm on and I will give you goldz, not really though.

My husband used to always me shet about that. Then one day we were watching CSI and they were all looking for something at a crime scene. Finally they find it and give a contact lens back to a cop who licks it and sticks it back in his eye. I flipped out and made him watch it to prove I'm not the only one in the world who does it.

I'm pretty sure I've told this story before, but I like to, so there it is again.

Awwwwwwwwww yeah.

Glad I'm not the only one Pikko!