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#1 Nov 14 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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So, j00 Ameh'cuns...

Herr Schwarzenegger has transmogrified several times.

He's moved from a teen body-builder (and mayhap, a walking advert for Steroids)
to a mysogenistic butt-pinching letch (allegedly)
to on-screen Muscle eye-candy (for those into that kinda thing)
to Hollywood token immygrunt daahling
to influential movie mogul
to Republican macho politician (Common Sense for Common peeplez)
to popular Gubbernor
to Environmental Activist (Dammit even Blair's praising his green policies to the skies)


Could an Austrian Muscle-head make it all the way?

Will the constitution allow it in a few years time?
Will he **** on his cheetos and molest the wrong cheerleader?
Will he drive one of his enviro-friendly 'Pussycat Dolls'-crammed Hummers into ChappaquiddiCk ********* Bridge Must Be appeased!!!)[/sm]

WTF?

What's this obsession with Actors?

You elected Ronnie Reagan (a chair thrown in front of a camera would have been more convincing) as president

Michael J Fox is now centre-fold in "Susan Sarandon's Liberal Spazzy Friends Weekly"

and I hear Mel Gibson is up for the Chaim Rubenstein award for '**** but pubbie and Cute' award in 2007.

Enlighten me please?

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#2 Nov 14 2006 at 4:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's doing a pretty good job. Reminds me of Reagan, a bit, in that he says mind bendingly stupid things and gets forgiveness for it - no surprise there, actors and charisma and teflon personalities.

It's possible that all he does is charm the people who need to sit across the table and talk to each other, into doing that. Maybe that's all he needs to do.

/shrug

As to whether the Constitution will be amended so that he can run for President, no idea. It's probably time for that particular requirement to go away, regardless.
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I honestly doubt that the Constitution will be amended to allow for it. Folks are pretty traditional and the requirements for being president have been in the Constitution from the start. I can't imagine getting the Congressional and the state majorities required to amend it, especially if it's nominally for one guy to run for president.
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#4 Nov 14 2006 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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When it does happen - and it will, someday - it'll be for one guy. May as well start the dialog now.

I do think it'd have a better chance if the person in question runs as a (nominal) Republican.
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#5 Nov 14 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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But what if that one guy defeated the Predator? And terminated the T-100? And beheaded Thulsa Doom?

Surely the constitution can be changed then.

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#6 Nov 14 2006 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
But what if that one guy defeated the Predator? And terminated the T-100? And beheaded Thulsa Doom?

Surely the constitution can be changed then.


Lol! Well. As amusing as it might be, I also doubt that the constitution will be ammended any time soon on that particular issue. Seems reasonable to require that the president actually be a native born citizen of the nation.

As to why he's successful? A good part is that he's strong on exactly the areas where California desperately needs strength (education, fiscal responsiblity, immigration), and soft (from a Conservative perspective) on social issues where Californians have been traditionally wanted more flexibility. It also helps that he's honest about where he stands on issues. You know what issues are on the table so to speak and which ones he's not going to budge on. Voters like that.


Heh. Speaking of which (and a decent reason why he won this election) I flipped on Air America about a month or so ago. Didn't know at first who they were talking with, but it was some politician. Among several issues, one stuck in my head. They asked him whether he'd raise taxes to pursue his agenda (and he had a list of things he seemed to want to do). His answer? "Of course I wouldn't! I would simply ask Californians who've done well for themselves to give back to the people so that we can all be better off".

I was like: WTF!? Did he just contradict himself? What exactly does he mean by "asking" people to give back? Sounds a heck of a lot like raising taxes to me...

Sure enough, the guy they were interviewing was Phil Angelides. Totally disengenous nutjob pseudo-politician IMO. Look. If you're running on a far left platform, at least be honest enough to say "Yup. I'm going to try to raise taxes on all the people who can afford it, so I can pay for all the social/environmental programs I'm going to create". I'd at least respect the guy for doing that. But lying about it? And not even being good at lying about it?


Not surprised at all he got kicked to the curb...
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#7 Nov 14 2006 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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A pretty good sized percentage of the American population barely follow politics other than what is spoon fed to them by the media. Name recognition goes a long way. That's mainly why you see actors and sports figures, not to mention astronauts and kin of former politicians, getting elected to office.

I asked a few co-workers whether they were voting or not prior to the election. When I asked who they were going to support for the Congressional seat for our district, most of them couldn't tell me who was running. This was only 3 days before the election. It seems like some folks either go in and vote the party line, look in the paper a day or two in advance, or just go in with the intention of voting for one or two elections, and randomly select the rest. They don't educate themselves.

Speaking of which, I read somewhere that some guy in Georgia actually legally changed his name to Andrew Jackson Griffith so he could run for sherrif. I never heard if he won or not.
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#8 Nov 14 2006 at 8:34 PM Rating: Default
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Tare wrote:
But what if that one guy defeated the Predator? And terminated the T-100? And beheaded Thulsa Doom?

Surely the constitution can be changed then.


Hehe, I like you. You make me feel good in my funny place.
#9 Nov 14 2006 at 8:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Speaking of which, I read somewhere that some guy in Georgia actually legally changed his name to Andrew Jackson Griffith so he could run for sherrif. I never heard if he won or not.


As far as I know, Matlock has filed a lawsuit against this fella, for copy right infringment of all things.

Long Wind wrote:
Seems reasonable to require that the president actually be a native born citizen of the nation.


Perhaps but what about the citizens that have been here since say, a month after birth? My wife, who was born in Korea, has bene here since she was a month old. Why can't she run for President? Because of some antiquated law that was written on the premise of fear? The only reason we have that perticular law is because of fear that a foreign born citizen could come here at anytime, then get elected and sell our nations secrets to the "enemy" who happens to be their country of birth. Well hell, our own citizens do that, so why discriminate?
#10 Nov 15 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Perhaps but what about the citizens that have been here since say, a month after birth? My wife, who was born in Korea, has bene here since she was a month old. Why can't she run for President? Because of some antiquated law that was written on the premise of fear? The only reason we have that perticular law is because of fear that a foreign born citizen could come here at anytime, then get elected and sell our nations secrets to the "enemy" who happens to be their country of birth. Well hell, our own citizens do that, so why discriminate?


What about the ones who arrived just last week?

I can play that game too... You have to draw a line somewhere, and being born as a US citizen is as reasonable a place to put that line as any.

And what's with the constant fear mongering about fear? It doesn't have anything to do with fear. It has to do with the basic idea that the highest political office in the country, with the complete executive power of the country, should be filled by someone who has been a citizen of the country his/her entire life. It has to do with the president being the "head of state" for the nation as a whole, so that person should be entirely "of" that nation.
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#11 Nov 15 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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I can play that game too... You have to draw a line somewhere, and being born as a US citizen is as reasonable a place to put that line as any.


Not particularly. It was in 1785 maybe when there was a real fear of a foreign power installing a puppet leader to make the country a client state, not so much now. If Hugo Chavez could show up and run for president and win in '08 then he deserves the job. Having the smallest bit of faith in the electorate to be able to determine on it's own the relative merits of a candidate being native born or not wouldn't be a huge leap of faith even in a country full of so many ignorant hicks.

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I can play that game too... You have to draw a line somewhere, and being born as a US citizen is as reasonable a place to put that line as any.


Not particularly. It was in 1785 maybe when there was a real fear of a foreign power installing a puppet leader to make the country a client state, not so much now. If Hugo Chavez could show up and run for president and win in '08 then he deserves the job. Having the smallest bit of faith in the electorate to be able to determine on it's own the relative merits of a candidate being native born or not wouldn't be a huge leap of faith even in a country full of so many ignorant hicks.


Sure. But "fear" is a pretty strong word. Concern maybe seems more appropriate:

John Jay wrote:
"Permit me to hint, whether it would be wise and seasonable to provide a strong check to the admission of Foreigners into the administration of our national Government; and to declare expressly that the Commander in Chief of the American army shall not be given to nor devolve on, any but a natural born Citizen."



I really don't think it was so much based on "fear", as common sense and prudence. They didn't want a vocal and popular foreign demogague to be able to walk in and take power. While the specifics have changed over time, I don't think the basic concept is flawed. It's a component of the checks and balances system that the office of president be more restrictive then that of other offices. And I don't particularly think it's inapplicable today at all. There's a pretty strong "anti-border" movement throughout the world right now (an offshoot of "true" socialism actually). The idea of removing the restriction on the office of president would appear to me to be a part of that general ideology (or at least playing into it).

That barrier to the office exists specifically so that only someone who'd lived his entire life as a citizen of the US could serve as the president. Obviously, someone who embraces the idea of open borders is going to see that as a hinderance, but to those who *don't* agree with that agenda it's a very logical break to ensure that the US head of state has primarily US interests in mind.
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#13 Nov 16 2006 at 2:27 AM Rating: Decent
If Schwazy was ever elected as your President, and you actually changed your constitution to allow it to happen, I would laugh continously for the whole 4 years of his terms.

Or 8.

Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please...

Though at least those damn Muzzies would be scared!

"We can't attack the USA, their President came from the future to terminate some chick, but then he was nice and killed some other robot from the future!"

Cos they're stupid like that.

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#14 Nov 16 2006 at 6:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Perhaps but what about the citizens that have been here since say, a month after birth? My wife, who was born in Korea, has bene here since she was a month old. Why can't she run for President? Because of some antiquated law that was written on the premise of fear? The only reason we have that perticular law is because of fear that a foreign born citizen could come here at anytime, then get elected and sell our nations secrets to the "enemy" who happens to be their country of birth. Well hell, our own citizens do that, so why discriminate?


What about the ones who arrived just last week?

I can play that game too... You have to draw a line somewhere, and being born as a US citizen is as reasonable a place to put that line as any.



See...where my line was reasonable, yours is just down right ridiculous.

So what is so wrong with having a time limit on it? Say 20 years of citizenship. You need to be at least 35 years of age for the presidency anyway.
It's pretty ridiculous that anyone can come here, from any country, and sit in congress, or the senate but not hold the presidency.
#15 Nov 16 2006 at 7:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Or why not 35 years? There's a certain symmetry in requiring that the President be a citizen of the US for 35 years, either from birth or thereafter.
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#16 Nov 16 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Or why not 35 years? There's a certain symmetry in requiring that the President be a citizen of the US for 35 years, either from birth or thereafter.


I'm fine with that as well. But to say "never" is a bit much IMO.

We make exceptions for children born out of country but born to American citizen parents (Military and the like), so I find little difference.
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Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
We make exceptions for children born out of country but born to American citizen parents.
No we don't. The requirement is that you be a natural born citizen. Children of American citizens are natural born citizens even if born abroad. There's no "exception" being made.
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#18 Nov 16 2006 at 8:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
We make exceptions for children born out of country but born to American citizen parents.
No we don't. The requirement is that you be a natural born citizen. Children of American citizens are natural born citizens even if born abroad. There's no "exception" being made.


Which is the exception isn't it? Natural born citizens imply you be born on US soil. Inside the borders. So for children born abroad the "except" of Naturalization Act of 1790 reads
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"the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond Sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born Citizens".


Granted, when we are talking about acts that old, it's fluff. But the point remains, it's an, IMO, exception. So why can't we update it? Bring it up to speed with our times? Is it such a scary prospect?

Edit: History > Me Smiley: lol



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Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Which is the exception isn't it?
No, it's not. The definition of "natural citizen" extends to those born overseas of American parents. If you fall into this category, you are a natural citizen with the same rights as any and every other natural citizen in every aspect of government. Including qualifying for President.
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#20 Nov 16 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
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The definition of "natural citizen" extends to those born overseas of American parents. If you fall into this category, you are a natural citizen with the same rights as any and every other natural citizen in every aspect of government. Including qualifying for President.

I'll begin planning my exploratory committee.
#21 Nov 19 2006 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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I thought you guys were starting a tradition of electing people to take charge of places they've never lived?

Hilary R0dh4m Clinton was a shoe-in for New York.

Why not put Tony Bliar in charge of Texas!! Smiley: grin
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I thought you guys were starting a tradition of electing people to take charge of places they've never lived?

Hilary R0dh4m Clinton was a shoe-in for New York.

Why not put Tony Bliar in charge of Texas!! Smiley: grin


Or Nobby for King! ROFL
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