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If only you kept your personal property so well covered.
bodhisattva wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
You need to work on your cyb0rz. That was hot up until the missing colon, then you lost me.
FYI - Elderon has a disease that mucks up his colon in real life (not kidding). I was making reference to the stolen kidney story but replacing it with the new Colon that Elderon desperately needs.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 11:04am PST by Elderon
The One and Only Katie wrote:
If only you kept your personal property so well covered.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hey now! I get a new *** on Monday. I hope the doc is gentle.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
Yikes. What's the recovery time on that?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
You need to work on your cyb0rz. That was hot up until the missing colon, then you lost me.
FYI - Elderon has a disease that mucks up his colon in real life (not kidding). I was making reference to the stolen kidney story but replacing it with the new Colon that Elderon desperately needs.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 11:04am PST by Elderon
Nice!
Atomicflea wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
If only you kept your personal property so well covered.
Just one more thing ghetto booties are good for!
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 11:11am PST by Katie
Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hey now! I get a new *** on Monday. I hope the doc is gentle.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
I'm gonna name it Bodhi.
Yikes. What's the recovery time on that?
Katie gets cat like over AF making a joke.... interesting.
3lderon wants to name his new C'ock Gully after me.... explains his obsession with me.
What a productive thread!
3lderon wants to name his new C'ock Gully after me.... explains his obsession with me.
What a productive thread!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
3lderon wants to name his new C'ock Gully after me.... explains his obsession with me!
"BOdhi" seemed to be the only reasonable answer!
bodhisattva wrote:
Katie gets cat like over AF making a joke.... interesting.
Nice to see you acting like a gleeful gal, though. Makes me feel all protective and ****.
Tofu-saurus, lol either that was funny or its the zoloft the doc put me on.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
]or its the zoloft the doc put me on.
I <3 this thread.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
You are definately under-sexed.
Under sexed my ***! Do you know how much sex a couple with fertility issues has to have? BTW.. I recommend glow bracelets instead of double **** rings. Much fun to be had! No, apparently between 13 hours of school, popping fertility pills twice a day, steady negatives every month and not being able to find a part time job the stress is killing me. I feel so fuSking glazed and sleepy taking these.
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 1:23pm PST by Katie
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 1:23pm PST by Katie
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Under sexed my ***! Do you know how much sex a couple with fertility issues has to have? BTW.. I recommend glow bracelets instead of double **** rings. Much fun to be had! No, apparently between 13 hours of school, popping fertility pills twice a day, steady negatives every month and not being able to find a part time job the stress is killing me. I feel so @#%^ing glazed and sleepy taking these.
Declare me, Elderon, your "Supreme and Ultimate Leader" and we'll show you what sex is!
I'll just get BT and DF on the phone and we'll be over tonight. Note: Somebody make sure Nobby doesn't read this.
*Bow-chicka-bow-bow-chick-bow*
Nobby isn't going to be there? 
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Nobby isn't going to be there?
That's fine, I'm sure DF wouldn't have shared him anyways.
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