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The question is do you less than three Elderon?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
He did offer cybor.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
He did offer cybor.
Yeah. To all of us!!!
But.. he said he loved me.
And right at that moment, he probably did. But once he unloaded.... well, things change when you're no longer suffering from DSBU*.
*DSBU= Dreaded Sperm Build Up.
*DSBU= Dreaded Sperm Build Up.
I challenge someone to show me an avatar kinkier than DF's.
mrquark wrote:
I challenge someone to show me an avatar kinkier than DF's.
Go surf **** on your own.
I still have not figured out why she is eating that poor wristwatch though.
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When are you coming over for that threesome? I have the whips and chains waiting. 
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
So, just another Saturday night?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
You need to work on your cyb0rz. That was hot up until the missing colon, then you lost me.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
You need to work on your cyb0rz. That was hot up until the missing colon, then you lost me.
I beg to differ. He gave me wood in the Reincarnation post, right up to the part where he describes his *****. Then, he lost me.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
When are you coming over for that threesome? I have the whips and chains waiting.
But you told me whips required and the chains are optional.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
When are you coming over for that threesome? I have the whips and chains waiting.
But you told me whips required and the chains are optional.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
When are you coming over for that threesome? I have the whips and chains waiting.
But you told me whips required and the chains are optional.
So what about the ball gag? You're slipping Eldy.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
True Story!
Yeah, well he wrote "TLA" on the note he passed me in class, so there!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If you're planning anything with Elderon, please double bag it before you shag it.
Seriously.
Seriously.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Don't do it Katie. You will meet at a hotel and everything will get hazy. You will wake up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice and your colon will be missing.
You need to work on your cyb0rz. That was hot up until the missing colon, then you lost me.
FYI - Elderon has a disease that mucks up his colon in real life (not kidding). I was making reference to the stolen kidney story but replacing it with the new Colon that Elderon desperately needs.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
FYI - Elderon has a disease that mucks up his colon in real life (not kidding). I was making reference to the stolen kidney story but replacing it with the new Colon that Elderon desperately needs.
Forgot about that. Guess no strap on for backdoor action.bodhisattva wrote:
FYI - Elderon has a disease that mucks up his colon in real life (not kidding). I was making reference to the stolen kidney story but replacing it with the new Colon that Elderon desperately needs.
One more Katie/**** joke and I am sure the poor alla servers would melt.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
One more Katie/**** joke and I am sure the poor alla servers would melt.
Sorry, got fuCked in the *** by a laptop theif, what?
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 11:01am PST by Katie
Edited, Nov 14th 2006 at 11:01am PST by Katie
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Sorry, got fuCked in the *** by a laptop theif, what?
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