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#1 Nov 13 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Burger King manager let's him have it

Uhhh, hold the lead please. And no mayo either.

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#2 Nov 13 2006 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Customers at the Burger King, however, said Johannes was difficult to deal with and used to kick them out.
Um, WTF?
#3 Nov 13 2006 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Musta not had their shoes or shirts on.

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#4 Nov 13 2006 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
@#%^ing DRK
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The managers name is Ronald. It's obvious to me that the manager was actually the famed McDonald's mascot. Seeing that he had become irrelevant and scary to children, it was decided upon by corporate that he should get a job at BK and live his childhood dreams of espionage.

Fortunately, when the boy spit in his face, the opportunity arose to defame BK. He sacrificed his freedom so that McD's could sell a few more cheeseburgers. Bless that clown.
#5 Nov 13 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
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Customers at the Burger King, however, said Johannes was difficult to deal with and used to kick them out.
Um, WTF?


It struck me odd too. Like there's a paragraph missing or something.
#6 Nov 13 2006 at 12:00 PM Rating: Default
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"They said Johannes was bleeding from gunshot wounds when he stumbled back to his home, where they arrested him."


I'm confused...so did the 16 year old have a gun too? Did the manager shoot himself because he wanted to make it a fair fight? Did something ricochet? WTF?

Edited, Nov 13th 2006 at 12:04pm PST by xtremereign
#7 Nov 14 2006 at 6:14 AM Rating: Good
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I found the rest of the story, but it still doesn't explain how the manager ended up with gunshot wounds...
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