2008 Democratic Nat'l Convention Schedule
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Guest speakers will be Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton,
8:00 P.M . Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Guest speakers will be Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" --French
President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Sean Penn - Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
Guantanamo Bay.
9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military," A short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presents Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers" --Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" --John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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#2REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 12 2006 at 12:53 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) C'mon they're a 'lil scurred atm with me on /lurk. Don't you got any 36-hour Ciallis left to share Mr. Totem?
Ill show up if there is a vegetarian option on the menu......
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Don't worry, The Pacifier-Research-Act is up. On your mark, get set, go! Oh still the same-ole-same-ole huh?
Where's the humor part?
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Posted: Nov 12 2006 at 4:12 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) In the earmarks. /stuffs a dollar bill in Deathwysh's panties. Good low pork expectations in return for your vote. Now zip up, $lut.
I was hoping they'd talk about getting wood without cutting down trees.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I thought you guys had some sort of room to do this in, Totem.
You forgot this part:
10:15 - Howard Dean begins going on a hot-blooded, red-faced rant of victory ending with a barbaric warcry.
10:15 - Howard Dean begins going on a hot-blooded, red-faced rant of victory ending with a barbaric warcry.
http://www.rightwasright.us/
RACK it, Katie.
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One can only hope.
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