In a previous life, I was a vague scent of vanilla that hovered behind the table in an Indonesian gay Bingo parloUr.
Before that, I was a tattoo on Bette Midler's inner thigh. (Sadly I was mis-spelled)
I'm now putting all my psychic energy into ensuring that my next incarnation will be a yeast infection on Condaleezza Rice's *******.
Anyone else have any interesting former lives, or have you always been a bunch of whiney cUnts?
And do any of you have any significant post-mortem ambitions?