the mighty John Cooper-Clarke wrote:
the f’ucking cops are f’ucking keen
to f’ucking keep it f’ucking clean
the f’ucking chief's a f’ucking swine
who f’ucking draws a f’ucking line
at f’ucking f’un and f’ucking games
the f’ucking kids he f’ucking blames
are nowehere to be f’ucking fo’und
anywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking scene is f’ucking sad
the f’ucking news is f’ucking bad
the f’ucking weed is f’ucking t’urf
the f’ucking speed is f’ucking s’urf
the f’ucking folks are f’ucking daft
don't make me f’ucking la’ugh
it f’ucking h’urts to look aro’und
everywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking train is f’ucking late
yo’u f’ucking wait yo’u f’ucking wait
yo’u're f’ucking lost and f’ucking fo’und
st’uck in f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking view is f’ucking vile
for f’ucking miles and f’ucking miles
the f’ucking babies f’ucking cry
the f’ucking flowers f’ucking die
the f’ucking food is f’ucking m’uck
the f’ucking drains are f’ucking f’ucked
the colo’ur scheme is f’ucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking p’ubs are f’ucking d’ull
the f’ucking cl’ubs are f’ucking f’ull
of f’ucking girls and f’ucking g’uys
with f’ucking m’urder in their eyes
a f’ucking bloke is f’ucking stabbed
waiting for a f’ucking cab
yo’u f’ucking stay at f’ucking home
the f’ucking neighbors f’ucking moan
keep the f’ucking racket down
this is f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking train is f’ucking late
yo’u f’ucking wait yo’u f’ucking wait
yo’u're f’ucking lost and f’ucking fo’und
st’uck in f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking pies are f’ucking old
the f’ucking chips are f’ucking cold
the f’ucking beer is f’ucking flat
the f’ucking flats have f’ucking rats
the f’ucking clocks are f’ucking wrong
the f’ucking days are f’ucking long
it f’ucking gets yo’u f’ucking down
evidently chicken town
to f’ucking keep it f’ucking clean
the f’ucking chief's a f’ucking swine
who f’ucking draws a f’ucking line
at f’ucking f’un and f’ucking games
the f’ucking kids he f’ucking blames
are nowehere to be f’ucking fo’und
anywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking scene is f’ucking sad
the f’ucking news is f’ucking bad
the f’ucking weed is f’ucking t’urf
the f’ucking speed is f’ucking s’urf
the f’ucking folks are f’ucking daft
don't make me f’ucking la’ugh
it f’ucking h’urts to look aro’und
everywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking train is f’ucking late
yo’u f’ucking wait yo’u f’ucking wait
yo’u're f’ucking lost and f’ucking fo’und
st’uck in f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking view is f’ucking vile
for f’ucking miles and f’ucking miles
the f’ucking babies f’ucking cry
the f’ucking flowers f’ucking die
the f’ucking food is f’ucking m’uck
the f’ucking drains are f’ucking f’ucked
the colo’ur scheme is f’ucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
the f’ucking p’ubs are f’ucking d’ull
the f’ucking cl’ubs are f’ucking f’ull
of f’ucking girls and f’ucking g’uys
with f’ucking m’urder in their eyes
a f’ucking bloke is f’ucking stabbed
waiting for a f’ucking cab
yo’u f’ucking stay at f’ucking home
the f’ucking neighbors f’ucking moan
keep the f’ucking racket down
this is f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking train is f’ucking late
yo’u f’ucking wait yo’u f’ucking wait
yo’u're f’ucking lost and f’ucking fo’und
st’uck in f’ucking chicken town
the f’ucking pies are f’ucking old
the f’ucking chips are f’ucking cold
the f’ucking beer is f’ucking flat
the f’ucking flats have f’ucking rats
the f’ucking clocks are f’ucking wrong
the f’ucking days are f’ucking long
it f’ucking gets yo’u f’ucking down
evidently chicken town