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#1 Nov 09 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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F'uck l ron hubbard and
F'uck all his clones.
F'uck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F'uck retro anything.
F'uck your tattoos.
F'uck all you junkies and
F'uck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F'uck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F'uck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz Im praying for rain
And Im praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
#2 Nov 09 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Decent
There's A Place In Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place Could
Be Much Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You'll Find There's No Need
To Cry
In This Place You'll Feel
There's No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Place...

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

If You Want To Know Why
There's A Love That
Cannot Lie
Love Is Strong
It Only Cares For
Joyful Giving
If We Try
We Shall See
In This Bliss
We Cannot Feel
Fear Or Dread
We Stop Existing And
Start Living

Then It Feels That Always
Love's Enough For
Us Growing
So Make A Better World
Make A Better World...

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

And The Dream We Were
Conceived In
Will Reveal A Joyful Face
And The World We
Once Believed In
Will Shine Again In Grace
Then Why Do We Keep
Strangling Life
Wound This Earth
Crucify Its Soul
Though It's Plain To See
This World Is Heavenly
Be God's Glow

We Could Fly So High
Let Our Spirits Never Die
In My Heart
I Feel You Are All
My Brothers
Create A World With
No Fear
Together We'll Cry
Happy Tears
See The Nations Turn
Their Swords
Into Plowshares

We Could Really Get There
If You Cared Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
To Make A Better Place...

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me


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#3 Nov 09 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Default
Tool Smiley: clap


FUCK YOU I'M THROUGH
I WANT NOTHING MORE FROM YOU
MY SANITY IS WEARING THIN
IRATE, I HATE
YOU DETERMINED YOUR OWN FATE
NOW EVERYTHING IS CAVING IN

FUCK YOUR POWER TRIP AND
FUCK YOUR ATTITUDE AND
FUCK YOUR BLOATED EGO TOO
FUCK YOUR HISTORY, YOUR TRAGEDY, YOUR MISERY
BUT MOST OF ALL.......FUCK YOU!

FUCK THIS, ALL OF THIS
BITCH AND MOAN AND BLEED AND PISS
SECONDS AWAY FROM GOIN' DOWN
GO AHEAD AND PUSH ME
YOUR FAKERY, YOUR BUTCHERY
IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY HATE FOR YOU

FUCK YOUR APATHY AND
FUCK YOUR EMPATHY AND
FUCK YOUR NIHILISM, TOO
FUCK YOUR BITTER PILLS, TAKE EM ALL, YOU
NEVER WILL
BUT MOST OF ALL.......FUCK YOU!

NOTHING CHANGES, NOTHING FAZES, NOTHING
STAYS THE SAME

FUCK YOUR POWER TRIP AND
FUCK YOUR ATTITUDE AND
FUCK YOUR BLOATED EGO TOO
FUCK YOUR HISTORY, YOUR TRAGEDY, YOUR MISERY
BUT MOST OF ALL....... MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU!


I take it soneones not a fan of Damageplan Smiley: lol

Edited, Nov 10th 2006 at 6:20am PST by Kaelesh
#4 Nov 09 2006 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?
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#5 Nov 09 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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"do you love your guns!?"
(yeah!)
"god!?"
(yeah!)
"your government!?"

"do you love your guns!?"
(yeah!)
"god!?"
(yeah!)
"your government!?"
(fúck yeah!!)




Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 8:11am PST by Kelvyquayo
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With the receiver in my hand..
#6 Nov 09 2006 at 8:13 AM Rating: Default
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuCk you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuCk you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else

i want to fuCk you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuCk you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed

you
get
me closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive
#7 Nov 09 2006 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Almost every day, i see the same face
on broken picture tube, it fits the attitude.
If you could see yourself, you put you on a shelf
your verbal **********, promise to nauseate.
Today I'll play the part of non-parent,
not make a hundred rules for you to know about yourself.
Not lie and make you believe what's evil is making love,
making friends and meeting God your own way ...the right way.

To see, to bleed cannot be taught
In turn, you're making us
F'ucking Hostile

We stand alone,
the truth in right and wrong, the boundaries of the law,
you seem to miss the point, arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why hundreds of people die,
you're writing tickets man, my mom got jumped they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant,
to serve and protect by the Law and the State.
I'd bust the punks that rape steal and murder
and leave you be, if you crossed me.
I'd shake your hand like a man, not a God!

To see, to bleed cannot be taught
In turn, you're making us
F'ucking Hostile

Come meet your maker boy, somethings you can't enjoy.
Because of Heaven/Hell, a ******* wive's tale.
They put it in your head, then put you in your bed.
He's watching - say your prayers.
'cause God is everywhere.
Now I'll play a man learning priesthood,
who's about to take the ultimate test in life.
I'd question things because I am human,
and call no one my father who's no closer than a stranger.
I won't listen !!

To see, to bleed cannot be taught
In turn, you're making us
f'ucking, f'ucking, f'ucking
F'ucking Hostile
#8 Nov 09 2006 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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This is a song for the ladies, but fella's, listen closely.

You don't always have to fUck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fUckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say HEY
I'm gonna fUck you softly
I'm gonna ***** you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fUckin' team work

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I wont cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fUcking fUck you discreetly
And then I'll fUcking bone you completely
But then...I'm gonna FUCK YOU HARD
HARD


Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 8:26am PST by fhrugby
#9 Nov 09 2006 at 8:30 AM Rating: Default
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the ***** wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto


Or Bloodhound Gang Smiley: lol

Edited, Nov 10th 2006 at 6:21am PST by Kaelesh
#10 Nov 09 2006 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily japanese
There's too many home fires burning
And not enough trees
So fuck all that
We've got to get on with these

Can't stop, lose job, mind gone, silicon
What bomb, get away, pay day, make hay
Break down, need fix, big six
Clickity click, hold on, oh no bring bingo

Make 'em laugh, make 'em cry, make 'em dance in the aisles
Make 'em pay, make 'em stay, make 'em feel ok

Not now John
We've got to get on with the film show
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
Who cares what it's about
As long as the kids go?
Not now John
Got to get on with the show

Hang on John
I've got to get on with this
I don't know what it is
But it fits on here like...
Come at the end of the shift
We'll go and get pissed
But not now John
I've got to get on with this

Hold on John
I think there's something good on
I used to read books but...
It could be the news
Or some other abuse
Or it could be reusable shows

Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily Japanese
No need to worry about the Vietnamese
Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees
Well, maybe not the Russian bear
Maybe the Swedes
We showed Argentina
Now let's go and show these
Make us feel tough
And wouldn't Maggie be pleased?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

S'cusi dove il bar
Se para collo pou eine toe bar
S'il vous plait ou est le bar

Oi' where's the fucking bar John!
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#11 Nov 09 2006 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.

The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish.
The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish,
all through the town.

The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep.
The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep,
all through the town..

The money on the bus goes, Clink, clink, clink;
Clink, clink, clink;
Clink, clink, clink.
The money on the bus goes, Clink, clink, clink,
all through the town.

The Driver on the bus says "Move on back,
move on back, move on back;"
The Driver on the bus says "Move on back",
all through the town.

The baby on the bus says "Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah".
The baby on the bus says "Wah, wah, wah",
all through the town.

The mommy on the bus says "Shush, shush, shush;
Shush, shush, shush;
Shush, shush, shush."
The mommy on the bus says "Shush, shush, shush"
all through the town.

Substitute these also:
The doors on the bus go open and shut.
The bell on the bus goes ding-ding-ding.
The lady on the bus says, "Get off my feet"...
The people on the bus say, "We had a nice ride"...
"Your name" on the bus says Let Me Off!
#12 Nov 09 2006 at 9:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Rate down for people who aren't playing the game correctly.
#13 Nov 09 2006 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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fuck you, Sora
#14 Nov 09 2006 at 9:16 AM Rating: Decent
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DSD wrote:
fuck you, Sora


Rate-up for you. Smiley: yippee
#15 Nov 09 2006 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
Not hardcore enough?
#16 Nov 09 2006 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent
I can see my teenage father standing straight on a desolate corner,
in the shadow of tentacled towers by the red light of America,
I imagine how his mother felt when she heard that her husband was dying,
and that underground heroes of the tarmac shooting smack were blowing up worlds

and Damned out loud,
he, can you tell me how does it feel?

yeah, tell me, can you imagine, for a second,
doing anything that you don't have to?
well that's what I'm accustomed to so hooray for me

And fUck you!

when I slept with stony faces on the riverbank,
my angeldevil reveller shook me desperately in dying,
I don't exactly want to apologize for anything, and now
we're all mad and tangled in secret rooms with roman candles,
on an endless graveyard train

yeah, tell me, can you imagine, for a second, doing
anything just 'cuz you want to?
well, that's just what I do so hooray for me

And fUck you!

yeah, I was dreaming through the "howzlife", yawning,
car black, when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever..",
and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme,
for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence

oh, yeah, I'm not respectable, and never sensible,
I've been incredible so damned irascible
and I like the things I do so hooray for me

And fUck you!

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#17 Nov 09 2006 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Too late frenchy, you already lost.
#18 Nov 09 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
Aw, fUck me...

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#19 Nov 09 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Better...
#20 Nov 09 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
Cyber-fUck?

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#21 Nov 09 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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Most girls I know are so lame
Red hot bods, theyre all the same
Nothing in between the ears
Just lots of space - six cans of beer
To f'uck

The love I have for her is real
$2.99 the six pack deal
See her with another guy
It makes me laugh, she thinks I cried
Shes just a f'uck

See ya later, thanx again
Maybe we should just be friends
All that space inside your head
It makes me want to go to bed
To f'uck

Girls in bars they make me sick
But I dont care if they suck my d!ck
Spend six bucks on dollar night
A prostitute for just one night
Shes just a f'uck
#22 Nov 09 2006 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions

And what ever happened to a boyfriend?
The kind of guy who tries to win you over
What ever happened to a boyfriend?
The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that secret old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas

You got up out of bed
You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head and almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions

I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that secret old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas

I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve

You almost felt bad; you said that I should call you up but
I knew much better than that
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions

I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
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#23 Nov 09 2006 at 10:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should've been let out the fUcking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running amuck,
I should give a Shit but I don't give a fUck!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a ***-wad.
I need a mother-fUcking suckadiCkalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna fUcking fUck me? I'll FUck you!
This is your ***, and I'm in it.
My man sexy will fUck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fUck your *** till its rimless!

Oh! You humans always screaming!
Oh! As you suckle on my *****!
Oh! And the Shit is always steamin'
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
Give unto give unto give unto give unto

My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
Back on the road, its no lie....
Stupid fUcking humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage.
#24 Nov 09 2006 at 10:36 AM Rating: Decent
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30,086 posts
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#25 Nov 09 2006 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Now Neph is gonna rate you down.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#26 Nov 09 2006 at 10:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Neph rated you down.


/nod

Rules are rules buddy.

Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 10:54am PST by NephthysWanderer
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