Pam Anderson Vs. KFC
We all know I'm a hick, grand parents had a farm. They killed their own food, that whole thing. The whole time I was watching this I was fondly remembering how my grandfather used to grab which ever chicken we were to eat that night, swing it around once or twice by its head till its body popped off and let us watch it "dance". We kids found this hilarious. I still think it's pretty damn funny even after watching that video.
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Nah, I think I'll pass.
I do agree that most of the stuff in that video is gross, but how do people think the meat in the super market gets there? You think they wait for the cow to die and then chop it up?
Just 'cause that's the way it happens doesn't mean I have to watch videos about it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
True true true. Don't watch it. It's got this horribly leathery monster in the beginning of it. Blech!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
True true true. Don't watch it. It's got this horribly leathery monster in the beginning of it. Blech!
Thats Leatherface, the guy with the chainsaw.
Ok.. so it's leather face's wife.
Tare wrote:
Just 'cause that's the way it happens doesn't mean I have to watch videos about it.
/nod
I'm a meat eater, but I'm as much against the hardcore PETA freaks as I am people that gloat over an animal's suffering. I respect the animal that gave its life so that I may eat, and I accept that death is a part of life. People that can't find a reasonable middle ground about such a basic and needed part of existence **** me off and I have no patience for them.
Atomicflea wrote:
I'm a meat eater, but I'm as much against the hardcore PETA freaks as I am people that gloat over an animal's suffering. I respect the animal that gave its life so that I may eat, and I accept that death is a part of life. People that can't find a reasonable middle ground about such a basic and needed part of existence **** me off and I have no patience for them.
QFT
This thread makes me want a big crunch combo.
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Oh my god, stomping the chickens to death?
But.. why?! WHY?! All those bone fragments hurt like hell when you chew on them.
Seriously though, what Flea said is pretty much the truth for me as well, but boiling animals alive and stomping them to death is a bit too much. It's a shame we don't practice the 'eye for an eye' justice system anymore.
But.. why?! WHY?! All those bone fragments hurt like hell when you chew on them.
Seriously though, what Flea said is pretty much the truth for me as well, but boiling animals alive and stomping them to death is a bit too much. It's a shame we don't practice the 'eye for an eye' justice system anymore.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
haven't you pússies ever watched Faces of Death wehn you were a kid?
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Seriously though, what Flea said is pretty much the truth for me as well, but boiling animals alive and stomping them to death is a bit too much. It's a shame we don't practice the 'eye for an eye' justice system anymore.
Unfortunately for the cows and pigs it doesn't get much better than stomping.
Pigs are usually stuck in the head with an electric prod, that practically electrocutes them. Cows are hit in the head with a sledge hammer or their throat cut as a Faces of Death video once showed.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
haven't you pússies ever watched Faces of Death wehn you were a kid?
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
haven't you pússies ever watched Faces of Death wehn you were a kid?
Yes, I have seen people blow their brains out and be devoured by crocodiles and leap off buildings and whatnot, but when they give a behind the scenes glimpse into the kitchen of a restaraunt in Vietnam, I have to stop watching. I don't want to know how they kill the puppies, I just want them seasoned properly.
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Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 12:20pm PST by Kelvyquayo
Ha ha, you guys don't really think that kind of thing happens in most food processing plants do you? Throat slitting yes, you have to drain the blood out. Boiling the birds? Easiest way to get the feathers off and they are usually dead. Most meat processing plants would fire someone for stomping on the animal, no one wants to buy bruised meat. Welcome to the world of propaganda.
A man wants to have his ***** enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the *****. The man goes for it and now has a humongous *****. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his ***** reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now".
D1ck fart.
Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 12:56pm PST by Elderon
D1ck fart.
Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 12:56pm PST by Elderon
Kronig wrote:
Unfortunately for the cows and pigs it doesn't get much better than stomping.
Pigs are usually stuck in the head with an electric prod, that practically electrocutes them. Cows are hit in the head with a sledge hammer or their throat cut as a Faces of Death video once showed.
Pigs are usually stuck in the head with an electric prod, that practically electrocutes them. Cows are hit in the head with a sledge hammer or their throat cut as a Faces of Death video once showed.
Don't they usually knock the animals unconscious with a captive bolt pistol before they bleed them?
Premptive edit: Also, Wikipedia has a pretty detailed article on slaughterhouses and slaughter of livestock. Clicky.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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It's a shame we don't practice the 'eye for an eye' justice system anymore.
Right, ya know, because food has rights. STFU ****, it's a ******* chicken mcnugget not a little mini person with wings and feathers. If we practiced 'eye for an eye' like the way you see it I'd be slicing you off at the knee and kicking you into a chaffing machine you tofu-eating, tree-hugging hippy piece of ****.
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Pigs are usually stuck in the head with an electric prod, that practically electrocutes them. Cows are hit in the head with a sledge hammer or their throat cut as a Faces of Death video once showed.
PS ~ I brake for chipmunks, so **** off.
Yee haw!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Round these parts, it's also often done with a 22 behind the ear.
What, Conneticutt? Round those parts it's often done by somebody in a state where they actually slaughter livestock. Round Conetticutt, meat is procured by Muffy saying "Daddy, ask the boy to bring me some steak tartar would you?"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jacobsdeception wrote:
PS ~ I brake for chipmunks, so @#%^ off.
And Alvin, Simon, and Theodore thank you.
Smasharoo wrote:
Round these parts, it's also often done with a 22 behind the ear.
What, Conneticutt? Round those parts it's often done by somebody in a state where they actually slaughter livestock. Round Conetticutt, meat is procured by Muffy saying "Daddy, ask the boy to bring me some steak tartar would you?"
Edited, Nov 9th 2006 at 1:38pm PST by Jacobsdeception
You're thinking of New York, which is on the other side of The River. In my Connecticut (think Western Mass)
Western Mass... So Lesbians and hippies then?
Got it!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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