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#1 Nov 08 2006 at 7:55 PM Rating: Good
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...the pendulum swings in the other direction and the American people yell, "Throw de bums out!"

I'm not at all surprised at the outcome of this election. Based on historical precedence of wartime presidencies and midterm elections in the sixth year of two term presidents, this change from the Republicans to the Democrats was almost inescapable. In fact, for the Republicans to retain control of both houses of Congress would be an anomaly.

That being said, the 'Pubbies have only themselves to blame. Nearly everything they stand for they tossed aside in an orgy of spending, corruption, and inefficiency. In a way, a small part of me is relieved that we are in the minority since that is always the easier role to play. Not having to be responsible for making things work, throwing firebombs, complaining and kibitzing from the side, playing Monday morning quarterback-- it's the equivilent of being a member of the Asylum ranting about how bad this board isn't working. Yet, that's a cop-out. To stand back and let others make the decisions and do nothing but gum up the works is unproductive at best, and cancerous at its worst.

And that's the painful thing about these past twelve years-- despite controlling either two of the three branches-- or all of them --not much got done. I suppose one good thing has been our tax rate has remained relatively low and the ecomomy has been good and steady.

But now it's the Democrats turn again. The question which faces them in January is how will they rule? Will they stick to the planks which got them into office, ie middle ground and centrist policies or will they self destruct like they did twelve years ago by pandering to their leftist base (to whom Madam Speaker-elect answers)? The temptation to run back to their base wil be a strong one since they are the vocal minority. Tax increasers, homosexuals, enviromentalists, socialists, welfare state proponents-- the list goes on and on.

However, this is not what got the Democrats into office yesterday. The country has asked for a course correction, not a wholesale change of direction. My prediction is this: Initially the Democrats will work with Republicans to get some meaningful work done. In two years the Presidency will go to the Democrats; and by year 6 all efforts at bipartisanship will have been dropped. For the next four years poliitcs will become increasingly strident and strained, and rumblings of discontent will sound. Whatever the circumstances we find ourselves in twelve years, Congress will switch hands once again, because as things are, human nature remains the same regardless of party affiliation. Corruption, turf building, reach exceeding our grasp, and plain old spitefulness are issues which cross political boundries.

I wish you success, Democrats. I sincerely mean that. But I'm not so foolish as to believe that you will be any different from my party or the party you tradionally have been. I truly hope you prove me wrong, because, quite frankly, I'm tired of politics. And if I, a staunch conservative, am exhausted by the non-stop rhetoric and lack of governmental self control, then maybe it is truly time for a change.

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#2 Nov 08 2006 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: clap

You didn't mention your wang! Not even once!!

My! How things can change in only a day..Smiley: smile

I wonder if the new found sense of bi-partisanship togetherness, exemplified by dear ol' President Bush, (God bless his lil cotton y-fronts) is going to seep into the conciousness of the asylumites?

I can see it now....Gbaji and Smash skipping hand in hand thru a meadow of wildflowers....

Totem and Shadowrlaem hugging as the sun sets over a sparkling sea.....

bring on the hippies

the future is just sooo bright I need to wear shades....Smiley: glasses
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#3 Nov 08 2006 at 8:20 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, paulsol, if a Muzzie can get elected and a chick make it to Speakerette of the House, maybe the Alabama Black Snake can make it in this ol' world too. It'd be the first, err, 7,943,168th snake to ever get elected into office...

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#4 Nov 08 2006 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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I think I could have written the same thing back when the conservatives came into minority power here in Canuckistan a couple months back. However no one cares about canadian politics.

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#5 Nov 08 2006 at 8:41 PM Rating: Default
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Knew it was too good to last....
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#6 Nov 08 2006 at 8:42 PM Rating: Default
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In fact, I wqas wrong from the start..I failed to notice the thinly veiled reference to your purple headed trouser snake way back at the beggining of your first post, to wit,

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...the pendulum swings in the other direction


My bad...
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#7 Nov 08 2006 at 9:38 PM Rating: Good
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Glad you caught that. <winks>

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#8 Nov 08 2006 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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What's funny is that I bet he wasn't talking of bi-partisanship and good wishes six years ago. Funny how with defeat, comes humility.

Not that I disagree, but I can't pass up the opportunity for a cheap shot.

<3 To+em.
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#9 Nov 08 2006 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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Heh, yeah, he actually did make noises about getting with Dems and working together to "move America forward," but like most party-centric politicians it lasted about as long as the Democrats windy speeches about being excited to help Bush do America's bidding, lol.

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#10 Nov 08 2006 at 10:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wasn't talking about Bush, but I guess it's applicable to him as well.
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#11 Nov 08 2006 at 10:23 PM Rating: Good
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If we are talking about me, Demea, then, yeah, I guess I got caught up in the whole power thing. You can't hardly blame me though, since it was the first time in my existence that Republicans controlled all branches of government. Pity me-- I actually thought some progress would be made. I guess I should have been a wee bit more astute, but hope springs eternal.

:/

I imagine we'll be holding this conversation again in twelve years only with you guys on the recieving end if we all are still around then. Heh, 35 years later still discussing a_random-orc and if monks are overpowered... scary.

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#12 Nov 08 2006 at 10:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mönk item?
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#13 Nov 08 2006 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
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Updated version: hunter item.

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#14 Nov 08 2006 at 10:28 PM Rating: Default
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Fuck all this nicey nicey shit!!

Where the fuck are Varrus and Gbaji? I wanna see some hardcore gloating goin' on Smiley: sly
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#15 Nov 08 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gbaji is composing his concession speech...
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Gbaji is composing his concession speech...


Could be a long wait then....

And Varrus?
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#17 Nov 08 2006 at 10:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last I heard, he fell madly in love with proof and moved off to Siberia to form a cult of post pharmers.
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I wish you success, Democrats. I sincerely mean that. But I'm not so foolish as to believe that you will be any different from my party or the party you tradionally have been. I truly hope you prove me wrong, because, quite frankly, I'm tired of politics. And if I, a staunch conservative, am exhausted by the non-stop rhetoric and lack of governmental self control, then maybe it is truly time for a change.

No way. We're teaching the Koran in public schools between gay orgies and grade skipping for the black kids who start each test with 90 points. Then a breif fetus plescenta dinner salad, some French wine for the kids, mime lessons, driver's liscences for the new pine tree citizens, sieasta, spanish language atheism class, and hash brownines.

Also, renaming Christmas "Pelosilent Night"
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No way. We're teaching the Koran in public schools between gay orgies and grade skipping for the black kids who start each test with 90 points. Then a breif fetus plescenta dinner salad, some French wine for the kids, mime lessons, driver's liscences for the new pine tree citizens, sieasta, spanish language atheism class, and hash brownines.

Also, renaming Christmas "Pelosilent Night"
It's about time you backward yanquis followed our enlightened British ways!

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#20 Nov 08 2006 at 11:46 PM Rating: Default
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No way. We're teaching the Koran in public schools between gay orgies and grade skipping for the black kids who start each test with 90 points. Then a breif (brief)fetus plescenta (placenta)dinner salad, some French wine for the kids, mime lessons, driver's liscences (licences)for the new pine tree citizens, sieasta (siesta), spanish language atheism class, and hash brownines (brownies).


Shadowrelm, Dat joo?
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#21 Nov 09 2006 at 4:11 AM Rating: Good
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"We're teaching the Koran in public schools between gay orgies and grade skipping for the black kids who start each test with 90 points. Then a breif fetus plescenta dinner salad, some French wine for the kids, mime lessons, driver's liscences for the new pine tree citizens, sieasta, spanish language atheism class, and hash brownines.

Also, renaming Christmas "Pelosilent Night" --America hater

In. All I ask is that they serve a red vintage with a flowery bouquet to offset the placenta which has a gamey taste. You cool with that?

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#22 Nov 09 2006 at 4:15 AM Rating: Decent
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In. All I ask is that they serve a red vintage with a flowery bouquet to offset the placenta which has a gamey taste. You cool with that?

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Only if it's French.


Non-French wines are just alcoholised grape juice.
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#23 Nov 09 2006 at 4:20 AM Rating: Good
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I was thinking more an Argentinean grape. Has more of a robust anti-American tannin.

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I think I could have written the same thing back when the conservatives came into minority power here in Canuckistan a couple months back. However no one cares about canadian politics.

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I do! Smiley: frown

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#25 Nov 09 2006 at 4:31 AM Rating: Good
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I remember hearing something about Canadian politics a few months ago, guys. It had to do with raising the tax on whale blubber from 7.85% to 7.92% and all baby seal skins were rquired to be notarized within 24 hours of daylight or the Mounties would impound your sled dogs. Proposition Nanook or something...

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#26 Nov 09 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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What's a 'Canada'?
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