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#27 Nov 07 2006 at 10:03 PM Rating: Good
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I can't wait to see what you douchebag liberals do with your newfound power. I bet you squander it by taking out all your anger on Bush but ultimately losing everything you gained come next election.


Lose a 30 seat majority in the House in a presidential year?

Yeah, that seems pretty likely.

No, I'm afraid you'll be stuck with Speaker Pelosi for at least the next decade or so.

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How obvious is that? For people who try to pretend they are so politically savvy, green party people are some of the dumbest people in American politics.


They're just idealists. They really, honestly, nearly always wouldn't be voting at all if not for the Green Party, so it's a little facile to blame them for Dems losing. Not that I don't think Dems shouldn't found a "Freedom Party" with a big eagle as a symbol and fund right wing candidates in the South.

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#29 Nov 07 2006 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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If the Democratic rumor mill is correct, Macaskill has Missouri locked up and Tester is in good shape.
I know Tester is doing peachy but McCaskill is down 3%. I don't know where the precincts are at but I find it hard to imagine a win. Unless they just haven't counted St. Louis yet or something.
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#30 Nov 07 2006 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know where the precincts are at but I find it hard to imagine a win. Unless they just haven't counted St. Louis yet or something.


That's exactly what I'm hearing.

Urban precincts are reporting late.

St Louis and KC are allegedly yet to be counted.

We'll see I guess.

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#31 Nov 07 2006 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah CNN said the precincts in Missou that have not yet reported are all urban ones.

Sorry Smash, but I still have a bitter taste in my mouth against Ralph Nader and his supporters for inflicting 4 more years of Bush on the world. If you look at the results of that election, it seems obvious that if Nader had just withdrawn, Kerry would have won and the world would be a far better place right now. I know some people who voted for Nader and are the smug, annoying in your face liberals that drove so many people away (including myself) from the Democratic party for years. It drives me nuts that they don't realize that they are the ones responsible for inflicting Bush -- who they vocally despise -- onto the world. Now those same morons may well be the difference between a conservative or liberal Senate.
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#32 Nov 07 2006 at 10:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll be damned... 49% McCaskill to 48% Talent. And, in some irony, 2% went to the Libertarian vote.

Still not calling it a win but it does my heart good to see it down to the wire.
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#33 Nov 07 2006 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
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Latest from the Smasharoo "We were totally wrong about Kerry in 04 hotline"

40k uncounted ballots in N Virginia.

We win Virginia.

We win Missouri.

We win Montana.

We win the Senate. Dem fund raisers pass out.



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#34 Nov 07 2006 at 10:23 PM Rating: Decent
Madam Speaker what next a women President? God save us.
#35 Nov 07 2006 at 10:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stealing someone else's Virginia update from another forum...
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Fairfax County: 1 precinct still out, and according to MSNBC it's Webb Country and worth 33K votes.
Arlington County: 1 precinct still out. Not sure how many votes, but it's Webb-heavy.
Richmond City: 4 precincts still out, area favors Webb by 3:1
Absentee ballots have been counted, only provisionals are outstanding.
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#36 Nov 07 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
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They're just idealists. They really, honestly, nearly always wouldn't be voting at all if not for the Green Party, so it's a little facile to blame them for Dems losing.


Yup

Add to that a seething hatred of politics in general and the desire to vote for just about anyone but one of the two main parties on sheer principle. It's a very simple ideal that one should vote for the person that one thinks would best serve the position, and that's it.

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25,000 people voted green instead of Democrat, which may well swing the Virginia Senate election, and thus the entire U.S. Senate to the Republicans, and cause just the opposite effect of what they thought they were voting for.


I would venture to say that most people voting green aren't doing it because they think that they have a snowballs chance in hell of actually electing the desired candidate. I would hope at least that they don't simmer with disappointment after each time they get defeated. Voting green is voting to make a statement and to focus on the virtue of the means of the action.

The entire decision relies upon whether you look at the means or ends of the institution of voting, of whether you like pragmatism and results or whether you prefer to hold out a futile hope that you might actually be able to put to the voting institution the use for which it was intended: expression of personal ideal.

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It drives me nuts that they don't realize that they are the ones responsible for inflicting Bush -- who they vocally despise -- onto the world.


lol

You're honestly going to blame people for exercising thier right how they want to do it in they way that it was intended because they should have somehow spontaneously developed a sense of perfect clairivoyance concerning the results of a (then) future state of events?

Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 10:34pm PST by Pensive
#37 Nov 07 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
Many Freepers and most of the DUers are both calling 51 49 DEM majority.
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I've no idea what a Freeper is but here's hoping, regardless.

Even a 50/50 split will cut down severely on Cheney's hunting schedule Smiley: laugh

Edit: Good Lord. Webb's head (left) looks like some malformed potato!

Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 10:37pm PST by Jophiel
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Edit: Good Lord. Webb's head (left) looks like some malformed potato!


Hahaha. Indeed. He really kind of looks like that guy from The Goonies.


Also, that's Senator Webb to you.



Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 10:40pm PST by Smasharoo
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#40 Nov 07 2006 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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"electing an enviromentally friendly democratic majority and a kill the trees and drill for oil Republican majority" --El Jefe

****, Allakhazam, I always knew you were a nutty liberal Leftie, but not I-don't-eat-meat-or-wear-animal-skin crazy. What do you wear to work? Pinstriped hemp?

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I think the lazy bastards in VA have packed in for the night. I assume it'll go to a recount anyway before a winner is declared.

McCaskill is up by 25,000 votes at this point though. 50/50 to say the worst case scenario barring some major event.
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#42 Nov 07 2006 at 10:54 PM Rating: Decent
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I think the lazy bastards in VA have packed in for the night. I assume it'll go to a recount anyway before a winner is declared.

McCaskill is up by 25,000 votes at this point though. 50/50 to say the worst case scenario barring some major event.


Nah, we win barring some major bombshell.

**** cautious optimism, we win this time.

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#43 Nov 07 2006 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
A Freeper is a poster on FreeRepublic, whose counterpart are the DUers at DemocraticUnderground. They seem to be agreeing on something for a change.
#44 Nov 07 2006 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good
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Oh. And here I was thinking it was a typo that mistakenly had Ted Kennedy in the DUI Party...

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Oh. And here I was thinking it was a typo that mistakenly had Ted Kennedy in the DUI Party...


I've recently polled my fellow MA voters and it's been unanimously decided that he's allowed 2 more cocktail waitress drownings before his Senate seat is in jeopardy.

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Looks as though someone in VA found fresh batteries for their abacus.

1,148,789 Webb to 1,142,997 for Allen

I considered waking up Flea to tell her but... I think I'd best wait Smiley: laugh

Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 11:09pm PST by Jophiel
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I considered waking up Flea to tell her but... I think I'd best wait


Probably turn out to lose Virginia by one vote. I'll blame you and your Midwestern charm, you *******.

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Haha. Dems picking up "Safe" GOP seats in Kansas and Iowa.

Pelosi will very likely looking at a bulletproof majority.

On the other hand, the more moderate wing of the GOP in the House is just getting absolutely eviscerated. It makes you wonder if Evangelicals really did decide to send a message to the GOP leadership and this loss could actually move the GOP even further to the right.

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Ok, at 100% of precincts reporting, Webb is up by 12,000 votes.

It's been a hell of a night. Time to look forward to 2008, I guess Smiley: grin

Edit: Seeing as how I'm sure there'll be a VA recount, it's worth noting that both VA governor and Sec. of State are Democrats. They're the ones who'll oversee the recounting of the ballots.

Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 11:44pm PST by Jophiel
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It'll be interesting to see if the Dems will expend political energy on "investigating" (read persecuting here) Bush or if Pelosi will be able to rein in the more rabid libs in their attempt for some payback. She said she didn't want to see a return to the special prosecutor days of yore where endless investigations into alleged misdeeds by sitting Presidents occupied Congress' attention, but between Conyers, Hastings, and Waxman salivating at the chance to ********* W, she may have her hands full.

Furthermore, it'll be even more interesting to see if the Dems stick by the moderate political planks aimed at the middle class that got them this election or if they'll cave in to the Allakhazam-like liberal base who would have us walking/commuting to work in our newly purchased Birkenstocks and worshipping that withered tree out in the front yard dying from Dutch Elm disease.

Frankly, I suspect after everything I've seen in the past thirty years, not much will be radically different with the changing of the guard. Once any party exceeds its grasp and attempts things to far ranging from the comfortable middle, the voters just push them out of office.

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She said she didn't want to see a return to the special prosecutor days of yore where endless investigations into alleged misdeeds by sitting Presidents occupied Congress' attention, but between Conyers, Hastings, and Waxman salivating at the chance to ********* W, she may have her hands full.


You missed when she added "Unless we win the Senate too, of course, in that case we'll crucify the bastards."

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