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#1 Nov 07 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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I suppose I'm not, really, but there was a tiny part of me that thought they'd at least go as long as Bobby and Whitney!

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Britney Spears Files for Divorce in LA
Nov 7, 4:34 PM EST


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LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said.

The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

A message left with Spears' attorney and Ferderline's representatives were not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.

The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." Federline and Jackson have two children.



Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 2:36pm PST by Atomicflea
#2 Nov 07 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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Did she shoot him after a white trash brawl yet?
#3 Nov 07 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Divorced, 24, two kids. Seems pretty typical to me, aside from the millions of dollars and the intense media scrutiny.
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#4 Nov 07 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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No! Say it ain't so! Hey, Katie, FleaJo1 says your sister's getting divorced!

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#5 Nov 07 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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Dammit Flea, I was so hoping to break this story first! Smiley: laugh

Can't say I'm surprised. They lasted a year longer than I thought.

Unbelievable that CNN emailed this to me as a breaking story too. Smiley: rolleyes
#6 Nov 07 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, this is what passes for breaking news on election day. Wonderful.
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#7 Nov 07 2006 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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I thought the trivial persuit of famous people and their personal lives always outweighed the serious nature of current events?
#8 Nov 07 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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On the day of the elections?

Just after Saddam was invited to join the ultimate Swing party?


Libbral Conspirassy!!!!!

They'll be saying Paul McCartney is a wife beater next
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#9 Nov 07 2006 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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Her parents must be thrilled.

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#10 Nov 07 2006 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I too am really surprised that they made it this far. She used to be so hot, what a shame.
#11 Nov 07 2006 at 5:28 PM Rating: Decent
Celebrities divorcing after only a couple years of marriage!? Unheard of! At least they made it past week two.

Edited, Nov 7th 2006 at 5:30pm PST by TehClansman
#12 Nov 07 2006 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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Lol, RACK Nobby. Heh, dude, you know how to make me laff, man.

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#13 Nov 07 2006 at 9:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Celebrities divorcing after only a couple years of marriage!? Unheard of! At least they made it past week two.

And they managed to squeeze a few tots out into the overburdened population in that time, too. Props for that...

This would be a great new reality show. Woo Britney on "Be My Babies' Daddy".
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#14 Nov 07 2006 at 9:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
And they managed to squeeze a few tots out into the overburdened population in that time, too. Props for that...


She can just put them in blackface and pretend they're adopted from Namibia, to tag along with that trend
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Debalic wrote:
And they managed to squeeze a few tots out into the overburdened population in that time, too. Props for that...

She can just put them in blackface and pretend they're adopted from Namibia, to tag along with that trend

Hell, even Brangie figured that their mail-order orphans needed some fresh white meat siblings.
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#16 Nov 08 2006 at 4:32 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, they gotta be real orphans. Look at the embarassment Madonna is going through just now. A fake African orphan is like a knock-off Fendi.
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#17 Nov 08 2006 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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I thought the trivial persuit of famous people and their personal lives always outweighed the serious nature of current events?

I can multitask, haters. Besides keeping up with the election, the new socialism in Nicaragua and Saddam's conviction (under appeal), my shoes are fabulous, my makeup is flawless, and I know all the lyrics to the latest Justin Timberlake ditty!

Edited, Nov 8th 2006 at 7:21am PST by Atomicflea
#18 Nov 08 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Decent
$10 that her home-made **** film gets "released" within the next two weeks.

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#20 Nov 08 2006 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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$10 that her home-made **** film gets "released" within the next two weeks.


Check Fark, it was released yesterday or early this morning (supposedly)
#21 Nov 09 2006 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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Update!
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LOS ANGELES -- A day after Britney Spears filed divorce papers, Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers Wednesday seeking sole custody of the couple's two children.

The former backup dancer and aspiring rapper is also seeking spousal support. He says the couple's community assets are "uncertain," though Spears said in her divorce papers there were none to speak of, suggesting the two had a prenuptial agreement in place.

"Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals," said Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.


He recently performed at the House of Blues and I understand they were giving the tix away. He signed a pre-nup which gives him 1/2 the value of their Malibu house plus 30K a month for every month they were married or some such, but he has to give back any gift over 10K. He's probably just ticked about the Ferrari.

Hell, on that kind of money, he could support all four of his kids.
#22 Nov 09 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
Jesus Christ, K-Fed's attorney has a spokesman?
#23 Nov 09 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Jesus Christ, K-Fed's attorney has a spokesman?
Of course, dood. He's suing for court costs along with everything else!
#24 Nov 09 2006 at 8:49 AM Rating: Default
Lol you know his ex is about to sue his *** for more child support!
#25 Nov 09 2006 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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I smell a messy divorce where kids are used as pawns in the making. Guess more fodder for the tabloids.
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He recently performed at the House of Blues and I understand they were giving the tix away.
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It's human nature to morbidly crane your neck at a car wreck. But what if you knew just where and when the wreck would take place? Would you still look?

For that matter, what if you were the driver? Would you still hit the road, or would you just stay home?

Kevin Federline was that car wreck Wednesday night, and the House of Blues the site of the disaster, with a few curious fans (many plied with free tickets) on hand to watch him suffer.
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Both live and on record, Federline sounds unaware of his own inadequacies as an MC, and after a solid enough start the show quickly descended into an inept and, even worse, boring spectacle.

"I'm about to be a free man," crowed Federline, as if being publicly dumped was something to boast about. The set quickly took a turn for the amateurish and incoherent. Two dancers looked plucked from a high school talent show. A hype man sang the praises of Federline like he was being paid more than K-Fed could possibly afford. And Federline sleepwalked through the set, shaking hands with people in the front row and flashing a sly smile as if acting the part of a rapper was the same things as being one.
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