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#1 Nov 07 2006 at 6:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do it!

Lazy *** punks... Smiley: mad
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#2 Nov 07 2006 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Nov 07 2006 at 6:29 AM Rating: Good
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No!

I can't.
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#4 Nov 07 2006 at 6:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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No!

I can't.
Go vote for Soracloud. Say you're him.
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#5 Nov 07 2006 at 6:31 AM Rating: Good
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No!

I can't.
Go vote for Soracloud. Say you're him.


Pick the third guy from the bottom. Thanks.
#6 Nov 07 2006 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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I totally forgot about it this morning until I heard about it on the radio. Guess I'll do it on my way home.
#7 Nov 07 2006 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
***** you, you can't make me! Cyberbully! Smiley: cry
#8 Nov 07 2006 at 6:36 AM Rating: Decent
did my voting this am.

no wounder FL is so f***cked up in its voting. for the past 9 years i have been going to 1 church to cast my vote. this morning i show up and am told i am not on the list and to go talk to "that guy" who is sitting in front of a computer.

he pulls up my name on his little laptop and poof there i am. he then asks me if i have voted before. yes sir i have and every time has been at this location.

after several nasty looks from this old fart he tells me i belong to precinct 51. well yeah i know that. then he tells me i need to go to a different location to vote. so politely i ask, "have they changed locations for this year?" again with the nasty looks, and off i go.

i get to the new location, get my ballot and off to vote i go. well it appears that FL, or at least Seminole county, has changed the way they print the ballots. no more are in informed who is the incumbent, you are just given a list of names, no bio, nothing as in the past.

either way i take my time read over the constitutional amendments they want voting on, read of the county changes they want to make (lots of big gov. trying to get a foot hold) and hand in my ballot.

this was the most screwed up ballot and change of location yet. i very seldom miss an election date as IMHO even though 1 vote really does NOT make a difference it is still my constitutional RIGHT to cast that vote and have my say.
#9 Nov 07 2006 at 6:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Voting was pretty foolproof for me. They have two precincts voting in the same church so you needed to know your precinct number unless you wanted to wait for them to look it up, but that was the only delay. Luckily, I brought my card with me with my number on it.

We used optical scan machines. Darken the bubbles, slide the card into the machine and the machine gives a happy click and tallies one more onto the "Votes Counted" display. No mentions of incumbents on our ballots; they all went "Democrat, Republican, Green/Independant".
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#10 Nov 07 2006 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
It appears that the geriatric poll monkeys are pretty useless to boot.

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Electronic voting machine problems frazzled voters and election workers in dozens of precincts as the polls opened Tuesday, delaying voters in Indiana and Ohio and leaving some in Florida with little choice but turn to paper ballots instead.


In Cleveland, voters rolled their eyes as poll workers fumbled with new voting machines that they couldn't get to start properly.

"We got five machines — one of them's got to work," said Willette Scullank, a trouble shooter from the Cuyahoga County, Ohio, elections board.

Election officials in Delaware County, Ind., planned to seek a court order to extend voting after an apparent computer error prevented voters from casting ballots in 75 precincts. Delaware County Clerk Karen Wenger said the cards that activate the machines were programmed incorrectly.

"We are working with precincts one-by-one over the telephone to get the problem fixed," Wenger said.

With a third of Americans voting on new equipment and voters navigating new registration databases and changing ID rules, election watchdogs worried about polling problems even before the voting began Tuesday.

Although turnout generally is lower in midterm elections, this year was the deadline for many of the election changes enacted in the wake of the Florida balloting chaos of 2000.

The 2002 Help America Vote Act required or helped states to replace outdated voting equipment, establish statewide voter registration databases, require better voter identification and provide provisional ballots so qualified voters can have a say if something goes wrong.

"There has not been an election in decades that has had this much change," said Wendy Weiser, an attorney with the Brennan Center for Justice at New York University's law school.

Control of Congress is also at stake this year, with all 435 House seat and 33 of 100 Senate seats are up for grabs, along with 36 governors' offices. Because individual congressional races are generally decided by fewer votes than presidential contests, any problems at the polls are more likely to affect the outcome.

According to Election Data Services, a Washington, D.C., consulting firm, 32 percent of registered voters were using equipment added since the 2004 elections.

Nearly half of all voters were using optical-scan systems that ask them to fill in blanks, with ballots then fed into a computer. Thirty-eight percent were casting votes on touchscreen machines that have been criticized as susceptible to hackers.

Election experts say both types of voting machines are bound to cause trouble.

Touchscreens may display incorrect ballots or fail to boot properly. Voters using optical-scan equipment might circle a name instead of filling in a box.

Poll workers also might not be adequately trained to handle the unexpected, which can cause delays as voters were already discovering Tuesday.

Voting-machine vendors said they had thousands of workers on the ground and special command centers to handle any problems.

"Elections have hundreds and hundreds of moving parts, and most of those parts have to do with humans," said Michelle Shafer, spokeswoman for Sequoia Voting Systems Inc. "There will be isolated issues throughout the nation I'm sure. That's just the normal part of elections. Overall we feel confident things will go pretty well."

Just getting to the right polling place with all the right identification posed a challenge for some voters.

Many states established voter registration databases for the first time, and many found problems as they tried to match drivers' license and
Social Security data with the voter rolls.

Someone may have a middle initial or use "Jr." on one list but not the other, or "Doug" and "Douglas" may be interchanged in records. Data entry errors also occur.

Although not required by federal law, some states also passed new voter identification requirements, in many cases calling for a government-issued photo ID, rather than just a utility bill.

Courts have struck down specific ID requirements in several states, but election watchdogs warned that poll workers might still mistakenly turn voters away. Missouri's chief elections official, Robin Carnahan, said she was asked three times to show a photo ID, despite a court ruling striking the requirement down there.

In one of the worst fiascoes, Maryland election officials forgot to send the cards primary voters needed to activate electronic machines at their polling places, and some voters had to cast provisional ballots on scraps of paper.

In New Mexico, some voters complained they had received phone calls giving them incorrect information about where in vote.

Several Florida counties stocked up ahead of the election with extra voting machines, paper ballots and poll workers on standby. Apart from the state's infamous chads in 2000, Florida voters have struggled with poorly trained poll workers, trouble tallying electronic votes and precincts opening late or closing early.

Secretary of State Sue Cobb said she didn't expect serious problems with the touch-screen voting machines this time.

"History has shown that the machines are far more accurate than paper so we're quite confident in it," Cobb said. "There is absolutely no reason to believe that there will be any security issues, any hacking going on."

A coalition that includes the NAACP planned to send nonpartisan poll monitors to some Florida counties. The Justice Department also was deploying polling watchers at potential trouble spots nationwide.
#11 Nov 07 2006 at 6:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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I voted weeks ago. Voting on election day is sooo out of fashion, slackers.

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#12 Nov 07 2006 at 6:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ya rly.

I always vote absentee. I get to sit at my desk with my coffee and my ballot and find always-reliable reasons to impeach one candidate or the other over teh interwebs.

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#13 Nov 07 2006 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not me! That's like opening your Christmas presents and finding out what you got on the 23rd Smiley: grin
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#14 Nov 07 2006 at 7:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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...I do that too.

That leaves the day itself for drinking eggnogg and attacking Christmas like a good liberal.
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#15 Nov 07 2006 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
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More like the 15th, actually. Where's the community in that? I like feeling like Suzy American for a day. Maybe that's because I'm First Generation, but still. Not quite jaded yet.
#16 Nov 07 2006 at 7:18 AM Rating: Decent
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no more are in informed who is the incumbent, you are just given a list of names, no bio, nothing as in the past.



Shouldn't you inform yourself of that BEFORE you go vote?
#17 Nov 07 2006 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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I Vote FIX THE DAMN SITE
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#18 Nov 07 2006 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
A bunch of seventy somethings trying to run computer operated voting machines, yeah this should go over well.
#19 Nov 07 2006 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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I was surprised by the long line as I left. When I went in there were about 7 people ahead of me to check in. As I left, there was a line down a hallway at least 70 long. I guess that'll happen when you have one lady searching through a big book of names.

Was in and out in ten minutes. I empathize with the remaining people. Smiley: laugh
#20 Nov 07 2006 at 9:05 AM Rating: Decent
I was the first to vote at my polling place this morning. The first lady found my name OK to have me sign in. Then the asian gentleman had difficulty trying to look up my last name on the forms that were sorted by address. Smiley: disappointed I then receive my voting defective card for the machine and receive the "INVALID CARD. PLEASE ASK FOR ASSISTANCE." message on the screen. They then give me a new card and I proceed to vote. I then discover that the layout on the voting machine in no way resembles the layout of my sample ballot which I have marked all my selectons. I also find that there are 4 measures on the voting machine that weren't on my sample ballot. My tax dollars hard at work.
#21 Nov 07 2006 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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Already voted. Smiley: grin I have my little "I voted" flag sticker on my sweater.
#22 Nov 07 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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no more are in informed who is the incumbent, you are just given a list of names, no bio, nothing as in the past.



Shouldn't you inform yourself of that BEFORE you go vote?


yes, but i can not remember all of the incumbents names that are in my area to vote for.

i do not vote down party lines. if the incumbent has done a good job i will vote for them to stay in office, but if i am not happy with how they have handled things over the past 2, 4, 6, 8 years or what ever their term is i will vote against them if there is someone to vote for that is worthy of my vote.

today we had 2 sides to our ballot. the front side was 90% for new officials for a more then 15 offices. so that means a min of 30 canadates...there were several offices with multiple canadets running. i voted for those who i did research on and still remember their name.

it just makes life a bit simpler when they are labeled as incumbent or not.
#23 Nov 07 2006 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Voted this morning. I was surprised to see a whole bunch of police around and yet when I got in to vote, no checking of id or anything. I could have easily said I was my neighbor and voted on their behalf, then come back later.
#24 Nov 07 2006 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Voted this morning. I was surprised to see a whole bunch of police around and yet when I got in to vote, no checking of id or anything. I could have easily said I was my neighbor and voted on their behalf, then come back later.


Checking ID is fascist.

Viva la Massachusetts revolution!
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#25 Nov 07 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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I just got a kick out of the fact half the police force for our town was stationed around in the school where we vote, but just twiddling their thumbs doing absolutely nothing. Walking in I figured they would ask me for my ID, blood sample, and a drug test. Instead the woman asking for my address thought I was my husband but didnt try to confirm anything once I gave her my name.
#26 Nov 07 2006 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Instead the woman asking for my address thought I was my husband but didnt try to confirm anything once I gave her my name.
Your husband looks like a pregnant woman? Smiley: confused
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