Meh. I think that people already know how they're going to vote, if they're planning to vote at all.
No way. I'm voting against Kennedy for Senate now. That "unopposed" fellow is quite the orator.
Oh sorry, wait there is a guy running against him I guess. Polling at almost 1%.
I'm sure that the combination of Kerry's remarks and Lieberman's powerful Zionism nearby in Connecticut will lead to a victory for the next senator of the Commonwealth, Ken Chase!
Really, though, I'm not voting this year. If there was a Democrat in my district who wasn't leading by 20 points in all the polling I would, but there's not. Massachusetts is so polarized at this point that the people who rioted over forced busing in the 60s are about to overwhelming put a black dude from Chicago in the governors office.
I might voulenteer to stand around my polling place in a che tee shirt tho.
You know, do my part and all that.
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