While you zany whacky colonials are recovering from Pumpkin Day and get ready for Thinksgloving or whatever you call it, we Britons (well I am King) are gearing up for Bonfire Night.
In these days of racial tension and cultural intolerance, we all unite to set off fireworks, stand round a bonfire, and burn effigies of a Roman Catholic
Why can't we all just love one another?