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#27 Nov 05 2006 at 2:19 AM Rating: Decent
I think the crux isn't that the man is gay and opposes gay marraige, it is that he has been living a huge lie to his followers and much more importantly to his family. Imagine the hell his wife is going through. If gay marraige were legal and the man was at least honest to himself he could be ***** and still be an episcapillian bishop or something and noone would give two farts.


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#28 Nov 05 2006 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
Here is a video of the interview: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rTzoHI_aQ_w
#29 Nov 05 2006 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Watching that, it's so obvious that he's lying through his great big buck teeth.

"Well, I've stayed in a lot of hotels...."

Like you wouldn't remember the hotel that hooked you up with a happy-ending drug addled "massage". Like most people don't stay in one of two or three hotels in any given area. Gah.
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#30 Nov 05 2006 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Imagine the hell his wife is going through.


Yeah, right, his poor innocent wife who had no idea.

Stop being so fucking naive.
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#31 Nov 06 2006 at 2:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Watching that, it's so obvious that he's lying through his great big buck teeth.

"Well, I've stayed in a lot of hotels...."

Like you wouldn't remember the hotel that hooked you up with a happy-ending drug addled "massage". Like most people don't stay in one of two or three hotels in any given area. Gah.


I completely agree. He is a hopeless liar.

Which, for a religious preacher, is quite an achievement.

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#32 Nov 06 2006 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
Twenty years in Colorado Springs, and this is easily my favorite local news story ever. This weekend, the news team was obliged to have a camera at the giant circus tent/spaceship that sits on the edge of town and calls itself The World Prayer Center. Before the interviews with members of the fourteen thousand person congregation began, James Jarman had to give a warning that some of the language might be offensive.

Then they cut to this older sweet-looking woman, holding a sign just out of frame, so you can't entirely conclude what her position is, and she goes on one of the filthiest little rants about nothing in particular I've ever heard: "If fellatio occurred, if there was sodomy, **** sex..." and she went on, her eyes glazing over as she offered a laundry list of different man on man sex acts.

Anyway, Mike Jones, the prostitute, has admitted that his coming out with the story now is motivated by the gay marriage proposal we have on the ballot tomorrow. He's also admitted that he has gay sex for money.

Living in this town one is pretty well inundated with what is called preaching but is more accurately hate-speach directed at gays from New Life Church and Focus on the Family, by means of men like James Dobson and Ted Haggard. That's the reason this is my favorite story ever, because it shows that no matter what we do, how hard we pray and beg forgiveness, a cOck in the *** just feels right when you're spun out of your mind on bathtub crank. Hallelujah, and Amen.
#33 Nov 06 2006 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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because it shows that no matter what we do, how hard we pray and beg forgiveness, a **** in the *** just feels right when you're spun out of your mind on bathtub crank. Hallelujah, and Amen.


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A friend of mine out here was persuaded by his mother and his sister to give the New Life cult, pardon me, congregation a try. He reported some weird goings-on - EST is the nearest comparison I can draw, where member candidates were required to humiliate themselves with public confessions of every misdeed. This is not your average Sunday services and volunteer program for the teens kind of church.


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#34 Nov 06 2006 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
There is little doubt in my mind that Ted will use this as an opportunity to show the healing powers of the church as he enters a reprogramming program and is cured of his drug habit and homoness. Then he's just got to write a book, and I'll buy it, so long as it's illustrated.
#35 Nov 06 2006 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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The idea that it's inherently hypocritical to be gay and also oppose gay marriage is the core issue.


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Whether or not it's *also* hypocritical to oppose homosexuality in general while having gay sex with someone is beside the point.
Not according to you! Smiley: laugh
#36 Nov 06 2006 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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“The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem,” Haggard wrote. “I am a deceiver and a liar. There’s a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life.”

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In his letter, Haggard said “the accusations that have been leveled against me are not all true, but enough of them are true that I have been appropriately and lovingly removed from the ministry.”

He did not specify which accusations were true. Haggard had acknowledged Friday that he paid Mike Jones of Denver for a massage and for methamphetamine, but said he did not have sex with him and did not take the drug.
He didn't go all the way in?
He only performed oral?
Buttsecks isn't really sex? Smiley: confused
#37 Nov 06 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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He didn't go all the way in?
He only performed oral?
Buttsecks isn't really sex? Smiley: confused


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I heart you Flea. I really really really heart you. My day is on such an upswing now after reading some of these threads.
#38 Nov 06 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The idea that it's inherently hypocritical to be gay and also oppose gay marriage is the core issue.


gbaji wrote:
Whether or not it's *also* hypocritical to oppose homosexuality in general while having gay sex with someone is beside the point.
Not according to you!


Haha. You kinda missed the point there Flea.

There's a difference between "gay sex" and "gay marriage". I thought I was clear that I was contrasting those two things. It *is* hypocritical to be anti-gay while also being gay. It is *not* hypocritical to be opposed to gay marriage while also being gay.

If you want to call him a hypocrit for the former, then go ahead. However, that is *not* what Jones claimed in his statement as the reason for coming forward with this. He specifically singled out the political issue of gay marriage. That's what I was talking about. I don't see it as hypocritical to be gay and also oppose gay mmarriage.

It is that issue (gay marriage) that this is about. That's the political motivation behind it. Not that I don't think those religious folks aren't nutballs, but can we look past the 14,000 nutballs and see the political agenda here? 14,000 people does not represent even a tiny fraction of *any* political party, nor do they have any significant power in terms of platform or agenda. They can be outspoken all they want. That's the whole "free speach" thing. But presenting this as though by finding this one pastor who's *maybe* having some gay sex/massage action on the side while opposing gay marriage doesn't really have all that much to do with the actual issue itself.


That argument just doesn't hold water. If a dying drunk lying in the gutter tells you that drinking is bad for you and you shouldn't do it, does the fact that he's a drunk make his words invalid? I don't think so. The whole idea that we should somehow ignore what people say because they don't follow their own advice is silly. You should examine ideas on their own merits, not the merits of the people who hold them.
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#39 Nov 06 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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It is *not* hypocritical to be opposed to gay marriage while also being gay.


Of course it is.

Especially when you're married and gay, like most Republicans.


If a dying drunk lying in the gutter tells you that drinking is bad for you and you shouldn't do it, does the fact that he's a drunk make his words invalid?


No, just hypocritical.

I'm not sure that word means what you think it means.

Anybody want a peanut?

Edited, Nov 6th 2006 at 2:42pm PST by Smasharoo
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#40 Nov 06 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Haha. You kinda missed the point there Flea.
Not at all. I totally anticipated you saying that, and that was my point.
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#42 Nov 06 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
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This is not your average Sunday services and volunteer program for the teens kind of church.


Really though just a foreign methodology to accomplish the same goal. Familiar brainwashing isn't somehow better than unfamiliar brainwashing.

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gbaji wrote:
You should examine ideas on their own merits, not the merits of the people who hold them.
In another thread, Gbaji wrote:
If it was written by a respected normally pro-military editorialist, then it might have weight. But if it was written by a rabidly anti-Bush guy who was given paper time because the paper(s) felt they needed to be fair and represent all sides, then it should be taken for what it is.
Huh.
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#44 Nov 06 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

This is not your average Sunday services and volunteer program for the teens kind of church.


Really though just a foreign methodology to accomplish the same goal. Familiar brainwashing isn't somehow better than unfamiliar brainwashing.


No, probably not. Just more openly cult-ish.
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#45 Nov 06 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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In regard to the issue of hypocrisy, I think there may a different possibility at play here in terms of how Haggard can say he opposes homosexuality and gay marriage and yet participate in homosexual acts (if in fact he did so). He may have always known he was inclined towards homosexuality yet fought against it, believing it was wrong, much as a kleptomaniac knows stealing it wrong but is compelled to take things.

Yes, yes, the analogy breaks down from the perspective of those who believe homosexuality is not intrinsically wrong, but the point is made that a person can behave in some way while believing that same behavior is corrupt.

Furthermore, I am willing to bet that Haggard never demonized homosexuals, but preached that homosexuality is sinful, along the same lines that bearing false witness or coveting your neighbor's things is wrong. In other words, if you are equating Haggard and those from that Baptist church who are seen at funerals and political events with signs denouncing gays, I'd say they aren't anywhere close to each other religiously, morally, philosophically, or politically.

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Furthermore, I am willing to bet that Haggard never demonized homosexuals, but preached that homosexuality is sinful, along the same lines that bearing false witness or coveting your neighbor's things is wrong.

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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
You should examine ideas on their own merits, not the merits of the people who hold them.
In another thread, Gbaji wrote:
If it was written by a respected normally pro-military editorialist, then it might have weight. But if it was written by a rabidly anti-Bush guy who was given paper time because the paper(s) felt they needed to be fair and represent all sides, then it should be taken for what it is.
Huh.


C'mon Joph. You're not that dense... ;)


In the second case, the whole point of the thread was that the editorial was significant because it was published in a "military newspaper". The presumed objective is to show that even military folks think the war is a waste of time and was a bad idea. Since the argument portrayed by the OP relies on the specifics of the individual writing the story, then it's relevant to counter it on that same issue. He can't tell me that the editorialist in question has steadfastly supported the war up until now, and suddenly has "seen the light" and changed his mind just now. And if he can't, then he can't place any specific value on the editorial itself.


Interestingly enough, the broad methodology of this thread is the same (and seems to be a common theme these days). Find someone who has historically said one thing, and show them *now* doing or saying something counter to that. Use that as an argument against whatever it was they originally said.

So. The war in Iraq is *wrong* because we can find an editorial in a military newspaper who'll say so (and we all know that no editorials in any military paper could possibly be critical of the military!). Bush's policy was "wrong" because the Neo-cons who were instrumental in forming that policy were quoted out of context in a way to make it seem like they've changed their minds and now thing they made a huge mistake. Opposition to gay marriage is "wrong" because one pastor who's been openly opposed to it was alleged to have had gay sex...

See the trend? They're all the same argument. The problems with them vary from being flat out misrepresentations, to being taken out of context, to being relatively irrelevant to the direct issue at hand. But hey! Don't look behind the curtain. You might see the little man manipulating everything you see and hear.
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Opposition to gay marriage is "wrong" because one pastor who's been openly opposed to it was alleged to have had gay sex...

See the trend? They're all the same argument.
Except that that's not the argument. Nice try though.
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#49 Nov 06 2006 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah I am sure that Haggard never decried homosexuality as bad. The fact that he called that part of himself replusive and dark is a nice way of saying he loves a gerbil up the ***.

Gbaji, he is a person who instructs people to hate gays and that they are filthy and sinful. Despite the fact that the only mention of homosexuality is in a obscure part of the old testament. It is hypocrisy as he is not against gay marriage cause he doesn't want them to get state benefits, but because he has been preaching that gay people should burn in hell.

The hypocrisy is that he loves getting **** action all week and he denounces it on the weekends.
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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Opposition to gay marriage is "wrong" because one pastor who's been openly opposed to it was alleged to have had gay sex...

See the trend? They're all the same argument.
Except that that's not the argument. Nice try though.


Huh!? That's *exactly* the argument. Do I need to quote the guy again?

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Jones said he decided to go public because he was also upset when he discovered Haggard and the New Life Church had publicly opposed same-sex marriage.

"It made me angry that here's someone preaching about gay marriage and going behind the scenes having gay sex," he said.

"I just want people to step back and take a look and say, 'Look, we're all sinners, we all have faults, but if two people want to get married, just let them, and let them have a happy life,'" said Jones, who added that he isn't working for any political group



The issue is exactly one of questioning the validity of opposition to gay marriage because one pastor who holds that position also (allegedly) engages in gay sex. That's the stated reason why Jones went public with that. That's exactly why this is a story.

If, instead of Haggard, it was some pro-gay-marriage activist who was getting "massages" from Jones, would it have been a story? Think about it...
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