Hugo with more than a hundred million dollars
Maybe. He is batshitinsane, remember.
Hurley can't die, he's good natured comic relief. It's not terribly difficult to figure who can and can't die.
Jack can't die, which is a shame because Matthew Fox is easily the worst actor on that show by a massive margin. Memo to Fox: Making faces like you're constipated doesn't convey "emotion" in a scene, it just makes you look like an ***.
KatieKat can't die. The lazy Lost writers need occasionally sweaty Evangaline Lily to keep the 18-35 male demographic at least slightly intrested.
Sawyer can't die because he's the only one who ever gets interesting lines.
Lock can't die because he's now the only lunatic warrior poet left (which is why Echo was expendable, who really needs two of essentially the same character)
Rose can't die, token black person.
Bernard could probably go, but really, who would even notice. Nothing to be gained by killing him off.
Charlie sadly probably can't die. Locke should get to punch him right in the balls every episode though purely for my enjoyment. ***** the eye thing, every episode should open with Charlie doing all he ever does, saying something painfully obvious "You're sharpening a knife, John?" Then WHAM, right in the *******.
Claire is clearly expendable, but her baby probably isn't. She's a pretty useless character, really, and killing off the new mom would get a lot of sucker sadness from the audience.
Desmond can absolutely die, but only in some sort of noble sacraficial way. That, or falling asleep in a tidal pool or something. If he's rock ******* stupid enough to sail around the island in his boat and not notice the
OTHER ******* ISLAND RIGHT NEXT TO IT anything's possible.
Ben/Henry Gale can clearly die and I think it's 60/40 he dies next episode.
Julliet can't die untill she humps Jack, at which point, like every other woman that has sex on the island, she's clearly lined up for the reaper.
Neither of the UKC's can die. The show just wouldn't be the same without the occasional Useless Korean Character's flashback episode that makes me want to light my head on fire and put the fire out with an icepick.
Most any of the other random "Other's" can probably die with the possible exception of Tom (Mr. Freindly) as he's the show's only gay character.
Neither of the two new characters can die yet. It would serve no real purpose.
Sayid can't die, he's the Professor to Jack's Gilligan. I fully expect him to make a radio out of a coconut after the break.
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