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#52 Nov 01 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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It is if you live in your parent's basement and never touch anyone but yourself.
Ah. Maybe this is why I never got the concept.
#53 Nov 01 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
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but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.
#54 Nov 01 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.


Sex with gay virgins.

Next!

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#55 Nov 01 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.



you have an interesting method for arguing.
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#56 Nov 01 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.


Anyway, not to put words in Flea's mouth, but I think the point was that if Abstinence is practiced perfectly, it's 100% effective and if condom use is practiced perfectly, it's also 100% effective. The failure rate for condom use is around 5%, the failure rate for abstinence is considerably higher.

Thus, condoms are more effective than abstinence in preventing STDs and pregnancy QED.

Sorry :(

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#57 Nov 01 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.
Not my point, at least not about STDs. You can be a virgin and have what is considered an STD, whether it's herpes you got from kissing, or HPV from dryhumping.
#58 Nov 01 2006 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.
Not my point, at least not about STDs. You can be a virgin and have what is considered an STD, whether it's herpes you got from kissing, or HPV from dryhumping.


Don't forget oral, which teens don't believe is sex. Ahh, to be young and stupid.
#59 Nov 01 2006 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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The STD Bomb wouldn't be a problem if lighting the fuse didn't feel so good.


Knowledge really is the only prevention.
#60 Nov 01 2006 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.
Not my point, at least not about STDs. You can be a virgin and have what is considered an STD, whether it's herpes you got from kissing, or HPV from dryhumping.


Ok so your point was you can abstain from intercourse and still get certain STDs through "petting". I read it as there was something else that would be 100% effective. Point taken. Another reason that they should be getting instruction about STDs.

+1 Atomicflea

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Knowledge really is the only prevention.


As long as you're no too drunk, high, etc. to use the knowledge. I know I have done things drunk that I knew better than to do sober. I am told by my freinds that the only thing that stopped me from marrying a stripper was that I passed out. Only time I have ever passed out and it saved me. Thank you Jägermeister! Smiley: chug

Edited, Nov 1st 2006 at 4:00pm PST by BloodwolfeX
#61 Nov 01 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
MentalFrog wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
BloodwolfeX wrote:
but put the emphasis on abstaining being the only 100% effective way to prevent STDs
Which it's not...


Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.
Not my point, at least not about STDs. You can be a virgin and have what is considered an STD, whether it's herpes you got from kissing, or HPV from dryhumping.


Don't forget oral, which teens don't believe is sex.


Nor Presidents.

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#62 Nov 01 2006 at 4:09 PM Rating: Decent
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And this concludes our monthly Abstinence Thread. Thanks for tuning in, and remember kids.... keep your peepee in your pants.
#63 Nov 01 2006 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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Vote for Levitation!

Repeal the laws of gravity!

To my knowledge, no-one has ever conceived or contracted a sexually tramsitted infection whilst levitating or floating in zero-G.

It makes perfect sense.

Just like abstinence. Smiley: grin

Why won't our politicians support these common-sense answers?

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#64 Nov 01 2006 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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#65 Nov 01 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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If we are to assume that abstinence can work, then it's reasonable to assume that the right time to teach it would be when the thing it's trying to prevent (people having sex) is at a high rate. In exactly the way that teaching about driving saftey is most important when traffic accident rates are high. I think that's a reasonable conclusion, right?


No, but it's a good example of another fallacy. Good work.


Which part? The part where I assume that abstinence "can work", or the part where I progress to the assumption that if something designed to prevent something can work, then the reasonable time to do it is when it's a problem (like say when 90% of the people are doing it)?

Because if you're talking about the second, then you'll have to explain to me how that works. I think it's reasonable to assume that the "right time" to teach a preventative methodology is when the thing you're trying to prevent is occuring at a high rate. If you think otherwise, then the question I originally asked still stands: "If not at 90%, then *when* is the right time to teach abstinence?".

If you're talking about the first assumption, then you're really up the creek. His own statement already makes this assumption, otherwise why bother using the qualifying phrase about sex rates being at 90%?

He's trying to say that when sex rates are at 90% it's the "wrong time" to teach abstinence. That statement inherently assumes that there must be another time when it *is* the right time to teach abstinence. I'm simply asking the obvious question. When exactly is that time if *not* at 90%?

Seems like a reasonable question to ask IMO.
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#66 Nov 01 2006 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Please provide an example of something other than not having sex at all that is 100% effective in preventing STDs and pregnancy.


Anyway, not to put words in Flea's mouth, but I think the point was that if Abstinence is practiced perfectly, it's 100% effective and if condom use is practiced perfectly, it's also 100% effective. The failure rate for condom use is around 5%, the failure rate for abstinence is considerably higher.

Thus, condoms are more effective than abstinence in preventing STDs and pregnancy QED.

Sorry :(


Except that the failure rate of condoms occurs even if one uses them "perfectly" (ie: every time they have sex).

The "failure rate" of abstinence isn't a failure of the method, but of the person using it.

If abstinence is practiced 100% of the time, it is 100% effective. If condoms are used 100% of the time, they're 95% effective. See the difference?
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#67 Nov 01 2006 at 9:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's trying to say that when sex rates are at 90% it's the "wrong time" to teach abstinence. That statement inherently assumes that there must be another time when it *is* the right time to teach abstinence. I'm simply asking the obvious question. When exactly is that time if *not* at 90%?
For those of us who clicked the link and read the story, his quote is followed by a statistic (which I presume he was aware of) stating:
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The National Center for Health Statistics says well over 90% of adults ages 20-29 have had sexual intercourse.
I already answered it once, partially in jest, but my answer still stands. When is the best time to teach it? Before they're already having sex. Given that "well over 90% of adults ages 20-29 have had sexual intercourse", it would seem the time to teach sexual abstinence is prior to the 20-29 age bracket.

This isn't rocket science. He's not refering to 90% sexual activity as a sum total of humankind, he's referring to the stats for the 20-29 bracket in question.
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#68 Nov 01 2006 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Except that the failure rate of condoms occurs even if one uses them "perfectly" (ie: every time they have sex).


Nope.

Don't bother actually having any clue what you're talking about though, it'd just confuse everyone.

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#69 Nov 01 2006 at 9:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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To my knowledge, no-one has ever conceived or contracted a sexually tramsitted infection whilst levitating or floating in zero-G.


Don't forget about the soviets on Mir. They were doing some awfully wild things up there on double shot vodka saturdays. Evin their soyez capsuls have a certain look about them. Rumor has it they practiced "docking" far more than one would normally consider healthy up there. Thats the reason they had to burn Mir. To kill off the Space STDs
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#70 Nov 01 2006 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Promoting sexual abstinence as a method of encouraging sexual responsibility doesn't work any better than telling people to "Just say no to drugs"..

Both ideas are sadly lacking in an understanding of human nature. People 'like taking drugs. Always have done, always will.

People like having sex. Always have, always will. People on drugs also like to have sex.....

As with drugs, STDs and the problems of under-age sex (wether it leaves a mark or not) need to be reduced thru the use of EDUCATION. Telling people "dont have sex/do drugs, its bad for you" is as useless a way to change peoples behaviour as is possible to imagine.

Sadly, there is an increasing influence of conservative (small 'c') political and religious forces around the world undermining any possible progress in sexual and reproductive health. The biggest obstacle to sexual-health promotion in almost all countries comes from opposition from conservative forces to harm-reduction strategies, such as supplying education and contraception to sexually active young people and providing safe, legal abortion services. If a 'young person' wants to have sex, they will. Period.

At least it would be sensible to give them the knowledge to let them make an informed choice as to wether they really want to have sex or not, and if they do, to have access to birth control.

Rather than saying ,'Just don't".

But, no doubt the fine upstanding men and women who purport to be interested in our welfare will keep on flogging the same old message.....

"Just say no"

And people will just keep on doing what they do.....

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#71 Nov 02 2006 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Laviont was the name of the poster.
Yep, that was him.
#72 Nov 02 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Laviont was the name of the poster.


THANK you.
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#73 Nov 02 2006 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
I'm a virgin. This abstenence thing is working out great for me!
#74 Nov 02 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a virgin. This abstenence thing is working out great for me!


I understand livng in your parents basement helps a lot.
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Laviont was the name of the poster.
THANK you.
Sharp mind, that Tricky.

I shall gloss over my error by casting aspersions on Tricky. "How come Tricky was so interested in remembering the name of a dude that went bi??"

That should do nicely...
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#76 Nov 02 2006 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
I'm a virgin. This abstenence thing is working out great for me!


I understand livng in your parents basement helps a lot.
Also, if you live down a well in the basement. Then if it tries to keep the lotion, it can get the hose.
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