The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
She lives 5 miles away. She can live without hearing my sweet voice a day or two in a row.
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Now go make Joph a samich.
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She made those vocal cords, y'know. In her girlyparts that she stretched out when she had you.
Ew. I can't make a sammich after thinking about your mom's girlparts. Maybe later.
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Someday, your own children will treat you the same and you'll remember her and wish you could take it back but then it'll be too late!!!!
And the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue & the Man in the Moon...
Haha, the same song was going through my head when I read that.
My boy was just like meeeee..
My Father has now discovered IM but he's the world's slowest 1 finger typist who hasn't grasped the concept of brief sentences.
Imagine gbaji on MSN
Imagine gbaji on MSN
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
*Gbaji is still typing a message*
I love my Mommy, but it gets old when she calls every day to tell me she is sure I have lupus (Munchhausen by Proxy via Cellular Phone Syndrome). She emails me horror stories and I email back the 10 year old snopes articles debunking them and tell her she should forward it to the 50 people she sent the original emails to.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
My mother calls me almost everyday (It's your mother again, why don't you ever return my calls?), I would kill myself if she started emailing me as well.
Maybe you should start sending her money like all the other Beaners do, and don't worry about the emails, I don't think they can make it over the border.
Si envie dinero, Tarjetas De Telefono!
My sister-in-law is the mega spammer for me. She stopped after I would "respond to all" with a Snopes link proving that it was a hoax from 1997 to her and all the people she sent it to.
Now I only get "cute pictures and let's all love god" with broken links emails.
Now I only get "cute pictures and let's all love god" with broken links emails.
Do what now?
Thundra wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
My mother calls me almost everyday (It's your mother again, why don't you ever return my calls?), I would kill myself if she started emailing me as well.
Maybe you should start sending her money like all the other Beaners do, and don't worry about the emails, I don't think they can make it over the border.
Si envie dinero, Tarjetas De Telefono!
Thundra and me, we were tight, yo. Like that and ****. Know what I mean? If you were Thundra I would laugh and say "damn, ***** that was funny. Now says you was sorry cus I will waste your stupid ***." But you aint. So watch your **** cus, you know, I'm gunna be all up in your **** if you aint. I gots a ichy trigger finger yo! Put two in your stupid ***, you know what I'm sayin?! Stupid white ****. shiiiit.
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Now I only get "cute pictures and let's all love god" with broken links emails.
Lawl, totally!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Thundra wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
My mother calls me almost everyday (It's your mother again, why don't you ever return my calls?), I would kill myself if she started emailing me as well.
Maybe you should start sending her money like all the other Beaners do, and don't worry about the emails, I don't think they can make it over the border.
Si envie dinero, Tarjetas De Telefono!
Thundra and me, we were tight, yo. Like that and sh*t. Know what I mean? If you were Thundra I would laugh and say "damn, ***** that was funny. Now says you was sorry cus I will waste your stupid ***." But you aint. So watch your sh*t cus, you know, I'm gunna be all up in your sh*t if you aint. I gots a ichy trigger finger yo! Put two in your stupid ***, you know what I'm sayin?! Stupid white sh*t. shiiiit.
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Ugh. Neph! You are too early with your avatar! I get to eat turkey before I gotta start being good for Christmas!
If i get these messages, i reply about how i will kill them.
My mother just sent me a humourous video link, the fifth today. Its the third time in 6 months shes sent the exact same video.
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Half the stuff shes sends has probably looped back to her from emails she sent to her email list months ago.
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Half the stuff shes sends has probably looped back to her from emails she sent to her email list months ago.
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Thundra and me, we were tight, yo. Like that and sh*t. Know what I mean? If you were Thundra I would laugh and say "damn, ***** that was funny. Now says you was sorry cus I will waste your stupid ***." But you aint. So watch your sh*t cus, you know, I'm gunna be all up in your sh*t if you aint. I gots a ichy trigger finger yo! Put two in your stupid ***, you know what I'm sayin?! Stupid white sh*t. shiiiit.
Come on, yo. If anyone who wasn't a lieing, thieving raghead ******* had said it you would have laughed.
MoebiusLord wrote:
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Thundra and me, we were tight, yo. Like that and sh*t. Know what I mean? If you were Thundra I would laugh and say "damn, ***** that was funny. Now says you was sorry cus I will waste your stupid ***." But you aint. So watch your sh*t cus, you know, I'm gunna be all up in your sh*t if you aint. I gots a ichy trigger finger yo! Put two in your stupid ***, you know what I'm sayin?! Stupid white sh*t. shiiiit.
Come on, yo. If anyone who wasn't a lieing, thieving raghead @#%^ had said it you would have laughed.
So you're saying you laffed?
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