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#77 Nov 01 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't think she'd pull out of the war like I'm sure Kerry or Clinton would.


Hi. EVERYONE will pull out of the war. Barring a third party triumph by the newly founded "Can't Take A Fucking Hint" party, the draw down will begin in Iraq very likely soon enough for it not even to be an issue in '08. I'm not entirely sure you even understand why YOU wouldn't want that to happen. Determination and an unwillingness to quit can be a virtue, mindlessly continuing to sacrifice lives for an unwinnable cause isn't.
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#78 Nov 01 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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Update!

John F. Kerry wrote:
As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: My poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.

I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight for a change of course to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops.


I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative = "I'm sorry you got offended"

Hooray for my powers of prognostication!
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#79 Nov 01 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Hooray for my powers of prognostication!


You called him doing your Sam Giancana imitation and mentioned "sleeping with the fishes". Just admit it.

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#80 Nov 01 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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He should have just apologized. Hell, even a "I'm sorry you got offended" apology would be better than "I did nothing! No man can make me apologize!"


Yeah. This was pretty much the impression I got out of all of this. He took a relatively minor statement which could have *easily* been repaired with something simple like: "Gee. I meant to make a joke about Bush. I botched it and it came out sounding like I was bashing the troops. I didn't mean it that way, and I appologize to anyone I may have offended".

But instead he went on a tirade with his "I will appologize to no-one!" bit. Holy "how to make things worse" Batman!

This is also turning into a bigger wedge problem for Democrats then Foley was for Republicans. What we're seeing today is "moderate" Dems calling for Kerry to apologize with the more liberal ones kinda keeping a low profile. But to hear the liberal talking heads (both on Air America and Fox believe it or not), Kerry did nothing wrong and need not apologize for anything.

Somewhere in all of this, the forest has been missed for the trees. It doesn't matter what he meant to say. It's what he *did* say that matters. And many people took offense at the words that came out of his mouth. For him to refuse to apologize is bad. For liberal pundits to circle their wagons around him is creating a disaster.

The mainstream press was basically trying to push it off last night as well. Every one of them spining the story as a mistatement and playing clips about Kerry accusing Republicans of spining this. I think that's a mistake as well. Again. What he meant to say doesn't matter. It's the fact that what he did say offended a great many people. Refusing to apologize to those people is just ridiculous, doubly so coming from a leader of a party that seems to want to make Republicans apologize just for holding different views then Democrats.

I haven't checked the news much today, but this is starting to look like a big deal.
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#81 Nov 01 2006 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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I haven't checked the news much today, but this is starting to look like a big deal.


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#82 Nov 01 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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This is also turning into a bigger wedge problem for Democrats then Foley was for Republicans


Beyond ludicrous. The idea that this would cause any lack of turnout for Democratic candidates is just silly. The Foley thing absolutely will keep some values based GOP voters home next week.

What it could do is mitigate some of that by turning out base voters, but honestly, if this is still a story to anyone but Fox News by election day I'll be amazed.

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#83 Nov 01 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Update!

John F. Kerry wrote:
As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: My poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.

I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight for a change of course to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops.


I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative = "I'm sorry you got offended"

Hooray for my powers of prognostication!


I think we just called everyone stupid for not ignoring the words he used and focusing on what he was thinking.

Apparently, I apologize to no one is subject to change daily.
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This is also turning into a bigger wedge problem for Democrats then Foley was for Republicans.
I doubt it. That's not just liberal pollyannaism but, c'mon, you really think that Democrats are going to be more upset about Kerry saying something retarded than Republicans were about Foley sending icky messages to pages? And, yes, "male" pages if you want to go there.

I haven't exactly been canvassing the streets for opinions but the few I've gotten have been more "Wow, that was a stupid thing to say" rather than "There's no way I could vote Democratic now!"
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#85 Nov 01 2006 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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Kerry has been accused of being a coward and a snob who looked down on his fellow GIs from people in his Unit in Vietnam. Perhaps this was a fruedian slip.


To me it's more of the same aspect that really irks me about leftists... that look-down-their-nose, condescending disdain they have for those people who don't agree with them, or for middle America in general...the "Listen, you know you're too stupid t run your lives so let *US* handle everything, since we're so much smarter and more compassionate and enlightened than you." God damn, I hate elitist lefties weenies like this guy. Not saying I'm a Bush lover, I disagree with him on alot of things, but damn, I despise the modern leftis ideology that is being spewed 24/7, especially guys like Kerry, Kennedy, the "ever-surprised" Nancy Pelosi, etc.

The election right now looks like this to me:

Choose one:

[ ] Hold your nose. (R)
[ ] Grab your ankles. (D)

I think I'd rather hold my nose than grab my ankles, personally..

Edited, Nov 1st 2006 at 3:13pm PST by Joujouka
#86 Nov 01 2006 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, Nov 1st 2006 at 3:16pm PST by Kelvyquayo
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#87 Nov 01 2006 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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"Listen, you know you're too stupid to run your lives so let *US* handle everything, since we're so much smarter and more compassionate and enlightened than you."
So long as the alternative is "Shut up and agree with us or else you're a pinko Islamo-fascist commie who loves terrorists and hates America" I think I'll go with smarter, enlightened compassionates.

But then, I'm smart and enlightened so maybe that's why I don't feel so threatened Smiley: grin
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#88 Nov 01 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Joujouka wrote:
"Listen, you know you're too stupid to run your lives so let *US* handle everything, since we're so much smarter and more compassionate and enlightened than you."
So long as the alternative is "Shut up and agree with us or else you're a pinko Islamo-fascist commie who loves terrorists and hates America" I think I'll go with smarter, enlightened compassionates.

But then, I'm smart and enlightened so maybe that's why I don't feel so threatened Smiley: grin


It's not shut up and agree, it's more shut up and don't disagree.

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#89 Nov 01 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Not saying I'm a Bush lover, I disagree with him on alot of things, but damn...I'll vote for him anyway because I'm rock ******* stupid and vote against my own self interest because I don't trust smart people


Yeah, we know.



Edited, Nov 1st 2006 at 3:41pm PST by Smasharoo
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#90 Nov 01 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
This is also turning into a bigger wedge problem for Democrats then Foley was for Republicans.
I doubt it. That's not just liberal pollyannaism but, c'mon, you really think that Democrats are going to be more upset about Kerry saying something retarded than Republicans were about Foley sending icky messages to pages? And, yes, "male" pages if you want to go there.

I haven't exactly been canvassing the streets for opinions but the few I've gotten have been more "Wow, that was a stupid thing to say" rather than "There's no way I could vote Democratic now!"



I would say that one need only look at the Connecticut race beween Lamont and Lieberman to realize that there is a *massive* split even among traditional Democrats over the specifics of the war and the approach to the issues surrounding it. Kerry just added more fuel to that split.

And that's not even starting on the swing voters who represent a number of voters larger then the margins in a large number of close races. Kerry's first reaction is incredibly telling about his politics, and lacking another "face" for the Dem party, that's the perception many voters are going to hold of the party as a whole.

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#91 Nov 01 2006 at 6:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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John Kerry wrote:
Well, I sorta maybe said something I wasn't supposed'ta, but those other guys are still jerks!
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#92 Nov 01 2006 at 6:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Given that once someone fails to succeed in a presidential bid, they virtually never get a second chance from their party


Yeah, Regan, Nixon, Bush Sr, LBJ, Carter...more than half the time, but virtually never.

Your grasp of political history never ceases to astonish.


I'm talking about people who actually win their party's nomination. Hence the "they never get a second chance from their party" comment.

Only Nixon actually won the nomination of his party, lost the election, but then won a future nomination from the same party (and went on to win that election).

I'm not aware of any other president to ever do this. For the most part (as I said earlier), if your party puts you up as their candidate and you lose your bid for the presidency, you never get a second shot. The party considers you a poor choice and looks for someone new the next time.

Interesting factiod though: Reagan did win an electoral Vote in 1976, but he did not win the Republican nomination and did not appear on the ballot.
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She can't run until she's drafted.
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#94 Nov 01 2006 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
Do you think the Dems thought *********** we may win this and then we would have to actually try and clean this mess up. What can we do?"

Then they let Kerry give a speech, whooshka, no more problem.
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\I'm talking about people who actually win their party's nomination. Hence the "they never get a second chance from their party" comment.

Only Nixon actually won the nomination of his party, lost the election, but then won a future nomination from the same party (and went on to win that election).

I'm not aware of any other president to ever do this. For the most part (as I said earlier), if your party puts you up as their candidate and you lose your bid for the presidency, you never get a second shot. The party considers you a poor choice and looks for someone new the next time.

Interesting factiod though: Reagan did win an electoral Vote in 1976, but he did not win the Republican nomination and did not appear on the ballot.


You have no idea what you're talking about untill you get a google history lesson and try (and fail) to do damage control.

Why bother? It's transparent. You have no idea what you're posting about the vast majority of the time. This isn't news to anyone, and particularly shouldn't be to you unless you're shockingly self deluded.

Your excuse of just being an amazingly inept communicator who doesn't post anything close to what he "intended" is at least plausable given the bulk of your posts I suppose.





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What a pompous *** Kerry is; instead of saying in his apology that he misspoke and intended to use clearer words, he says his words were misinterpreted, implying that the listener is at fault.
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I would say that one need only look at the Connecticut race beween Lamont and Lieberman to realize that there is a *massive* split even among traditional Democrats over the specifics of the war and the approach to the issues surrounding it. Kerry just added more fuel to that split.
But there the choice was between two different Democrats and which would run. People who are treating the election as a mandate against the administration aren't going to swing Republican over this.
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Kerry's first reaction is incredibly telling about his politics, and lacking another "face" for the Dem party, that's the perception many voters are going to hold of the party as a whole.
The thrust of the Foley situation was not just that Foley was doing what he was doing, it was the spectre of a widespread cover-up among high ranking House officials who "knew" what was going on and brushed it off. Without the stories of "I told so-and-so about this in 2003", the Foley case wouldn't have had the potental impact it did.

I'm speaking in qualifiers since, of course, we don't know if it will have an impact yet or what will happen between today and Tuesday morning.

I think you're misguided to call Kerry the face of the Democratic party. You're welcome to disagree but I think most people just think of him as "failed presidental candidate". If you asked me to say who the "face" was, or at least who the most media-popular names are, I'd throw out H. Clinton, Pelosi and Obama before Kerry. Kerry hasn't even been in the first tier news stories lately until this happened. Maybe I'm wrong though -- I probably read and listen more than the average person so my perception might be distorted. But I certainly don't think this compares as a "wedge issue" to divide Democratic support. It might trim off independants (I doubt it but it might) but I don't see anyone flipping parties over it.

Ah well. We'll find out in five more days.
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Whacked out nutz like Smashed are shouting from the rooftops that Kerry didn't mean what he said and anyone who believes he did is stupid.


Not even GOP talking heads actually believe he meant what he said.

It's not open for debate, anyone who bothers to look into it for more than ten seconds knows he literally misspoke.


Whereas before this Kerry debacle I had thought the dems might gain control of the house by a few votes now I'm absolutely positive they will neither gain control of the house or senate.


Hahahahahahah.

Wow.

I've seen some desperately brainwashed suckers in my time, but really that's fantastic. Have you paid to have the special "GOP Air" dropped by the invisible plane outside of your house yet?

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Whacked out nutz like Smashed are shouting from the rooftops that Kerry didn't mean what he said and anyone who believes he did is stupid.


Not even GOP talking heads actually believe he meant what he said.

It's not open for debate, anyone who bothers to look into it for more than ten seconds knows he literally misspoke.


Whereas before this Kerry debacle I had thought the dems might gain control of the house by a few votes now I'm absolutely positive they will neither gain control of the house or senate.


Hahahahahahah.

Wow.

I've seen some desperately brainwashed suckers in my time, but really that's fantastic. Have you paid to have the special "GOP Air" dropped by the invisible plane outside of your house yet?



I know exactly what he meant, which was a lame attempt to knock Bush. However, I wouldn't pass up this opportunity to see Kerry drawn and quartered. God knows that any GOP would have received the same welcome right back.
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However, I wouldn't pass up this opportunity to see Kerry drawn and quartered. God knows that any GOP would have received the same welcome right back.


Right, that's why every time Bush misspeaks it's national news for a week.

Oh wait.

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