Donuts that don't spin, somebody will be shot!Follow

My god, today has been one of the most bizarre turn of events that has left me transportationless for a few days. To starts this off, my girlfriend and i broke uo sunday, yeah it sucks booo-hooo whine and moan. But my care is the main issue of this little rant on the stupidity of my friends.

Now i'm definantly not a car person, i drive safely, but i couldn't tell you a thing about how they work. Well for about a month now i have had little to no radiator coolant or some sort of non-sense, (basicly my car could have just melted), and a dismally low oil rate, as in i probably havn't changed it in 3,700 miles. The Dipstick was clean when i pulled it out to check.

I also had to wind-sheild wiper fluid, so any bug of fine layer of grit on my windshield would stay there untill i found a gas station, and even then those squeegies don't do much for a windshield. Luckily though i took care of all this a few days back and the car was running smoothly for a while. The car (99 black Nissan Sentra) has alos had a problem with the right rear tire losing air steadily but slowly. Now usualy i'de go fill it up every month when it got low, but today at school, in the span of a few hours, the tire go's completely flat.

So i figure, no big deal, i'll just put the donut on it because it's obviosly screwed for now, no way that old tires gonna hold air any more. I flag down a friend or 5 before i find a lug-cross to take the lugnuts off that actually fits, apparently my nuts were to small for all the larger sockets they had (pun intended).

The one that actually fit was from my good friend of 4 years, nick and chris, i had called them earlier asking if they had one, they said they would go look for one around the apartment and sure enough 10 minutes later they roll up in their car and before i can even protest they start changing the tire FOR me.

this is, unbenowsts to me, where everything takes a huge turn for the *******. They put the tire on and i let them leave because i've got a project due in human Geography class, my partner for the project is my ex-girlfriend. We go not far from my car into a building thats quiet so we can get this work done, she baught me some food (chiken-fajita sub ftw) and we got to working, fortunetly for me, there was a quickie involved in one of the small storage rooms, yes, she's now confessing she misses sex and wants to be "friends with benefits". Regardless, the sex aside, we finish the project soon after and i get ready to go home...

My god i am going to shoot those bastages in the face, both of them, simply because they deserve to die..... I go to my car and turn it on, and i start to pull out of the parking lot, and i notice this odd sound coming from the car, and my ex is standing there laughing. I get out and she hops in to show me whats making theat noise.

They put the damned tire on backwards, they couldn't even manage to put a donut tire on.... While i was busy talking to some otehr friends who were gathered around, they managed to do me in the butt-hole again, my god i didn't think you could be that dumb. The back tire, would not spin, and is locked up.

So now i have to have my ex, give me a ride to and from my classes, while i wait to have THEM take me to get my original tired fixed, hopefulyl i can drive again by saterday.

I feel like shooting those two, just beause it'd be funny right now.

FTFY.

Are you saying you're the ex-girlfriend?

hah, i Don't take care of my car, and yes i am a whiney *** cnunt. This weeks been full of stuff that seems to follow murpheys law pretty cloesely, if anythign can go wrong it will. I Though my friends would know more about cars than i would, but apparently the navy isn't so bright, bot of them are enlisting.

anybody else seem to be having one of those weeks where everything just seems to go wrong, and all you can do is get mad and laugh at the insanity of it all, and THEN want to shoot somebody?

I clicked on this expecting a story about cops in a donut shop spinning donuts and dunking them in coffee. Come one day and the donuts don't spin so they start shooting the place up. That would have been interesting, instead I get to rate down the OP for a story that had nothing to do with a shootout. For shame.

I expected a Sit n Spin made out of donuts.

That's kind of what I was looking for, too.

when You lost a "Y" and an "O"

i DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Suck it up. You got fed and laid at least.