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#1 Oct 26 2006 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent

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Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store
The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers
Razor blades hidden in three musketeers
Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so tight
Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper please don't fight
I promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul
Well I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my chainsaw? Let's rock and roll

A pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you
With the head of your sister would make a good stew
I'd give you a taste but you're tongue's in the stew; irony
That's what Halloween means to me

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me someone good to eat

He really does have a song for every occasion...

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#2 Oct 26 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good

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If you stop touching it, your schtick will shrink on it's own.

Yay!

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#4 Oct 26 2006 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent

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Tare wrote:

If you stop touching it, your schtick will shrink on it's own.

Yay!

It is small enough as it is, but I cant touch it at work...

ohh..

um.

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#6 Oct 26 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good

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Posting using a shtick is so 2003. Just be yourself and let your inner ******* out.

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#7 Oct 26 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent

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GitSlayer wrote:

Posting using a shtick is so 2003. Just be yourself and let your inner @#%^ out.

psst..

Me being a **** wrote:

Princess PsiChi wrote:

Nexa wrote:

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I trick them to come inside to see my new puppy, hit them over the head and steal the candy, then leave them to repress memories of my grunts filling their ears and my whiskey breath on the back of their neck while they are face down in a pillow.

That old trick? You sly dog you.

Nexa

Yeah, I figured my uncle got me with it when it wasnt even halloween, so it must be a timeless classic.

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#8 Oct 26 2006 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent

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I think that in order for you to have a "schtick", people must know who you are and what your schtick is.

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#9 Oct 26 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good

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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:

I think that in order for you to have a "schtick", people must know who you are and what your schtick is.

QFT.

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#10 Oct 26 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good

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Atomicflea wrote:

NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:

I think that in order for you to have a "schtick", people must know who you are and care.

QFT.

FTFY

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#11 Oct 26 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent

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Razor blades hidden in three musketeers

I never noticed, but the Halloween sized ones are exactly the length and width of a safety razor. Huh.

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#12 Oct 26 2006 at 2:21 PM Rating: Excellent

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Razor blades hidden in three musketeers

I never noticed, but the Halloween sized ones are exactly the length and width of a safety razor. Huh.

I'm amazed you can say that what with half your lower lip missing and all...

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#13 Oct 26 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent

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Celcio wrote:

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Razor blades hidden in three musketeers

I never noticed, but the Halloween sized ones are exactly the length and width of a safety razor. Huh.

I'm amazed you can say that what with half your lower lip missing and all...

Yeah, thank God for typing. If I said it, it would sound like, "I neggeh noticed....", and then there'd be an uproar over the use of a word that sounds like a slur.

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#14 Oct 26 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent

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Samira wrote:

Yeah, thank God for typing. If I said it, it would sound like, "I neggeh noticed....", and then there'd be an uproar over the use of a word that sounds like a slur.

Totally - you can't go around saying "noticed" to just anyone.

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#15 Oct 26 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good

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Celcio wrote:

Samira wrote:

Yeah, thank God for typing. If I said it, it would sound like, "I neggeh noticed....", and then there'd be an uproar over the use of a word that sounds like a slur.

Totally - you can't go around saying "noticed" to just anyone.

What a stupid joke. Don't be suck a 'tard. Everyone knows the handicapped are not real people and are not allowed to refer to themselves as such. She would be lucky not to get stoned for saying 'I'.

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#16 Oct 26 2006 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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GitSlayer wrote:

What a stupid joke. Don't be suck a 'tard. Everyone knows the handicapped are not real people and are not allowed to refer to themselves as such. She would be lucky not to get stoned for saying 'I'.

I'll have you know it's been days, DAYS since I've sucked a tard.

Sweetards for halloween anyone?

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