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What's the big deal, they haven't conquered anything in agesFollow

#1 Oct 26 2006 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6083388.stm


The tabloid newspaper Bild, which carried the photos, says they show German troops in Afghanistan in 2003.

On one of the pictures, a soldier is seen holding the skull next to his exposed *****, on another - soldiers pose with the skull on their jeep.



Come on now, Germans will be Germans. Surely we can tolerate the occasional anonymous corpse skullfukcing if it prevents them from getting together and working on more efficient oven design or something.
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#2 Oct 26 2006 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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I reserve the right to be offended until we find out the nationality of the skull.
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#3 Oct 26 2006 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Until it proves otherwise, we should assume that this was a terrorist skull and, as such, deserved whatever it got.

No worse than a fraternity prank, really.
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#4 Oct 26 2006 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Perhaps it was for art?

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#5 Oct 26 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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Perhaps it was for art?

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#7 Oct 26 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Germany has some of the best anatomical models and illustrations. I assume he was just doing some sort of size comparison. The skull must have come from a dIckhead.
#8 Oct 26 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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So is this what is meant by skullfuc'king

fuc'king swear filter

Edited, Oct 26th 2006 at 1:45pm PDT by Darqflame
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#9 Oct 26 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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fuc'king swear filter


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#10 Oct 26 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
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fuc'king swear filter


lawl


What are you laughing at queerark?
#11 Oct 26 2006 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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queerark


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#12 Oct 26 2006 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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I think Mr. Queerk just has a better ring to it.

Just sayin'.
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#13 Oct 26 2006 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
Perhaps Queerk. But not Queerark.







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#14 Oct 26 2006 at 5:53 PM Rating: Good
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mrquark wrote:
Perhaps Queerk. But not Queerark.



The 'K' is silent, right?
#15 Oct 26 2006 at 6:13 PM Rating: Decent
Eh? What does "Queerar" mean?
#16 Oct 26 2006 at 6:22 PM Rating: Good
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mrquark wrote:
Eh? What does "Queerar" mean?


Downright fucking stupid.

See you said NOT Queerark... but maybe Queerk.... so, try to keep up you encepheletic simpleton: NOT Queerark rules that out entirely which leaves Queerk minus a K makes ***** - now stop posting and go jump on Totem's ABS.

#17 Oct 26 2006 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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mrquark wrote:
Eh? What does "Queerar" mean?


Well, I would say queerar than Celcio, but now I'm not so certain.
#18 Oct 26 2006 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
Eh? What does "Queerar" mean?


Downright fucking stupid.

See you said NOT Queerark... but maybe Queerk.... so, try to keep up you encepheletic simpleton: NOT Queerark rules that out entirely which leaves Queerk minus a K makes ***** - now stop posting and go jump on Totem's ABS.


Okay, let me get this straight... Queerar means downright fucking stupid. And I narrowed it off the list. Meaning I'm not downright fucking stupid. We clear?




And I think you meant "encephalitic," not "encepheletic." If you're going to use big wordz, please try to spell them right.

Knowing how to avoid the chat filter without looking like a moron helps, too.
#19 Oct 26 2006 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
mrquark wrote:
Eh? What does "Queerar" mean?


Well, I would say queerar than Celcio, but now I'm not so certain.



Aww Git, I knew you <3'd me.
#20 Oct 26 2006 at 6:38 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight... Queerar means downright fucking stupid. And I narrowed it off the list. Meaning I'm not downright fucking stupid. We clear?




And I think you meant "encephalitic," not "encepheletic." If you're going to use big wordz, please try to spell them right.

Knowing how to avoid the chat filter without looking like a moron helps, too.


As for you? **** off. If I want to play Demea in his absence then that's no bidness of yers.

And yer still a ****.

All opposed?

#21 Oct 26 2006 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Okay, you won.


Amiright?
#22 Oct 26 2006 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
OK I resorted to correcting spelling to distract people from the fact that I completely miss the point most of the time. Amiright?


Oh so totally right.
#23 Oct 26 2006 at 6:48 PM Rating: Decent
Well, had you not resorted to attempting to break the swear filter and using a vocabulary which you obviously don't possess, I wouldn't have had to correct you. And I did address the original issue, too:

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Queerar means downright fucking stupid. And I narrowed it off the list. Meaning I'm not downright fucking stupid. We clear?


Sound familiar?



Edited, Oct 26th 2006 at 7:50pm PDT by mrquark
#24 Oct 26 2006 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
Well, had you not resorted to attempting to break the swear filter and using a vocabulary which you obviously don't possess, I wouldn't have had to correct you. And I did address the original issue, too:

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Queerar means downright fucking stupid. And I narrowed it off the list. Meaning I'm not downright fucking stupid. We clear?


Sound familiar?



Edited, Oct 26th 2006 at 7:50pm PDT by mrquark


Attempted breaking of the filter? That was success pal! Leave it to a pounded sea monkey to miss the point. And here I left my puppets at home. Can you dredge up some fist-coverings out of your gaping **** so I can demonstrate for you?

#25 Oct 26 2006 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Attempted breaking of the filter? That was success pal!


Of course it was! Could you do it again? I found it kind of cute.
#26 Oct 26 2006 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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mrquark wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Attempted breaking of the filter? That was success pal!


Of course it was! Could you do it again? I found it kind of cute.


Flirting when you're defeated is still defeat, you know. But now it's just pathetic.
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